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Footballer Fights

  • 26-02-2008 01:03PM
    #1
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 6,315 ✭✭✭


    Was just reading the news about John Terry and Henk ten Cate apparantly getting into a bit of a bust up and it gave me an idea....

    Out of all the footballers in the world, who would be:
    A)- The Best in a fight
    B)- The worst in a fight
    C)- Which 2 players would you like to see fight the most?
    D)- Which player would be the best fighter of all time?

    Players must be actively playing now for the first 3 categories

    for me I must say:

    A)- Sol Cambell. The man is insane and hes a big guy as well. he just seems like he would have no limits.

    B)- Luis Garcia. Diminutive and small and falls down in a strong breeze. easy pickin's

    C)- Wayne Rooney and Cristiano Ronaldo. 2 very different styles. 1 is short and stocky and a head the ball scouser while the other has a good reach and lightning fast legs.

    D)- Eric Cantona. Obvious choice really. We all know what he can do.


    Keep it light hearted please :)


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Comments

  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2, Paid Member Posts: 17,555 ✭✭✭✭astrofool


    Ben Thatcher, Michael Brown, Michael Ball free for all, throw Eboue in as it's getting heated.


  • Posts: 14,379 ✭✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    Out of all the footballers in the world, who would be:
    A)- The Best in a fight
    B)- The worst in a fight
    C)- Which 2 players would you like to see fight the most?
    D)- Which player would be the best fighter of all time?

    A) Rooney used to box and he has the build for it

    B) I dunno, lets just say Theo Walcott

    C) Vinnie Jones vs Stig Tofting with Roy Keane as referee

    D) Vinnie Jones or Stig Tofting or Duncan Ferguson


  • Posts: 14,379 ✭✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    astrofool wrote: »
    Ben Thatcher, Michael Brown, Michael Ball free for all, throw Eboue in as it's getting heated.

    Eboue would go down the second someone made contact with him, or even if they didnt he'd go down anyway.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 29,372 ✭✭✭✭Mr Alan


    Zenden would kick all their arses, black belt in karate or judo or something if i'm not mistaken.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 730 ✭✭✭aodea


    best fighter of all time has to be Edmundo for being a headcase.

    best fight got to say peter schemichal vs ian wright although prob be one sided.

    worst fighter graham le saux remember him and batty fighting when at blackburn.

    would love to see ben tatcher fight pedro mendes.


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  • Posts: 14,379 ✭✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    Mr Alan wrote: »
    Zenden would kick all their arses, black belt in karate or judo or something if i'm not mistaken.

    I hope for his own sake its judo! Forgot about that actually yea Zenden for sure.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 29,372 ✭✭✭✭Mr Alan


    for sure.

    rafa? is that you?


  • Posts: 14,379 ✭✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    Mr Alan wrote: »
    rafa? is that you?

    No, Rafa says Foh sssssssshur - re with a rrrroll of the tongue on the r in "sure" and a silent r in "for"!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 29,372 ✭✭✭✭Mr Alan


    No, Rafa says Foh sssssssshur - re with a rrrroll of the tongue on the r in "sure" and a silent r in "for"!

    is it wrong that that accent does arouse me a little?:eek:


  • Posts: 14,379 ✭✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    Mr Alan wrote: »
    is it wrong that that accent does arouse me a little?:eek:

    :eek::eek:Is it the Spanish accent or Rafas accent that arouses you?!:confused:


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,714 ✭✭✭ciaran76


    Duncan Ferguson is the answer for A and D !;)


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 29,372 ✭✭✭✭Mr Alan


    :eek::eek:Is it the Spanish accent or Rafas accent that arouses you?!:confused:

    Both :D


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,121 ✭✭✭✭chopperbyrne


    I'd say the current best would be Gattuso.

    Worst would be someone like Owen or anyone like him really.

    Fight I'd like to see: Lua Lua Vs Nani

    It'd be like Yoda fighting or something.

    Greatest of all time: Chopper!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,692 ✭✭✭Loomis


    A) Roy Keane
    B) Robert Pires
    C) Roy Keane and Ashley Cole - not for a contest. For sheer entertainment
    D) Roy Keane

    'Nuff said


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 5,103 ✭✭✭estebancambias


    A) Rio Ferdinand, he's like such a hard ass.

    B) Stuart Downing

    C) Materazzi vs Lugano

    D) Keane.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 26,567 ✭✭✭✭Fratton Fred


    I think Lauren Robert would be one of the softest around.

    Jonathan Woodgate is a bit of a nutter, but the fight I would love to see is Christiano Ronaldo versus Vidic, just because Vidic looks like an eastern european gangster who would rip Ronaldos spleen out and eat it with a nice Chianti:D


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,725 ✭✭✭ibh



    the fight I would love to see is Christiano Ronaldo versus Vidic, just because Vidic looks like an eastern european gangster who would rip Ronaldos spleen out and eat it with a nice Chianti:D

    +1


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 20,346 ✭✭✭✭KdjaCL


    A Dunkin Disordley
    B Juninho
    C Geremi vs Dunkin
    D Winner of above.


    kdjac


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,193 ✭✭✭pd101


    Get Gallas wound up like he was at the weekend and let him fight some one. Or Jan Koller v Aaron Lennon. That would be interesting.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 29,372 ✭✭✭✭Mr Alan


    almost feel perverted saying it, but i'd love to see Carragher and Gerrard in a fight to see who'd win :)


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,493 ✭✭✭eddiehead


    Didnt edgar davids once beat the bejaysus out of 2 muggers who attempted to rob his porsche? If so....
    A & D , Edgar davids FTW
    B Michael owen or Aaron lennon
    C Roy Keane vs Robbie Savage


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 6,942 ✭✭✭missingtime


    Ye forgot Lehman, he'd start a fight with his reflection.

    Mentalist!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,585 ✭✭✭patmac


    Jazzy wrote: »
    A)- Sol Cambell. The man is insane and hes a big guy as well. he just seems like he would have no limits.

    :)

    Campbell wouldn't mentally be up for it.
    Collymore would win any fight along as the opponent was female. As would Paul Gascoigne.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,274 ✭✭✭beer enigma


    A)- Ron 'Chopper' Harris
    B)- Glenn Hoddle
    C)- Peter Crouch & Dennis Wise - for the laugh
    D)- Ron 'Chopper' Harris


  • Posts: 14,379 ✭✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    patmac wrote: »
    Campbell wouldn't mentally be up for it.
    Collymore would win any fight along as the opponent was female. As would Paul Gascoigne.

    Haha ah Stan collymore. Does anyone else remember he got his @ss beaten in Dublin by Danny Grewcock (England and Bath rugby player who happens to be a proficient martial artist as well as being built like a tank and about 6"8) in Burger King on Grafton St!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2, Paid Member Posts: 34,404 ✭✭✭✭~Rebel~


    A)- The Best in a fight
    B)- The worst in a fight
    C)- Which 2 players would you like to see fight the most?
    D)- Which player would be the best fighter of all time?

    A) Probably not the best technically but Carra would just never give up!
    B) Robben without a shadow of a doubt!
    C) Jan Kollar V Joey Barton - Size and power V sneaky little toerag.
    D) Winner of Dunc V Keane V Jones V Chopper V Pearse - Fatal 5way match!

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  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 6,315 ✭✭✭Jazzy


    Burger King on Grafton St!

    ive had a fight in there too! won as well ;)


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 3,951 ✭✭✭DSB


    2 words - IVICA MORNAR


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 20,617 ✭✭✭✭PHB


    A)- The Best in a fight

    I think Vidic just because you can't knock him down. I remember one match where he was late tackled really badly, and the guy who did it went off injuried. Hilarious stuff. I think he'd be like Homer Simpson when he's a boxer, you could just keep punching but he wouldn't fall down. That said, the one person I wouldn't want to meet in a fight would be Rooney, who was a boxer until age 13 and had to give it up for football.

    B)- The worst in a fight

    I'm going with Luis Garcia

    C)- Which 2 players would you like to see fight the most?

    Keane and Vieira

    D)- Which player would be the best fighter of all time?

    not sure


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 29,372 ✭✭✭✭Mr Alan


    didnt Vidic take a dive a few weeks back? little slap in the face and went down like a ton of bricks, something like that?

    Luis Garcia eh?

    Or as i like to call him the Conquerer of Keane ;)


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