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Americanised

Xavi6 · 2008-02-19 04:39:09

Two families move from Pakistan to America. When they arrive the two fathers make a bet - in a year's time whichever family has become more American will win. A year later they meet again: The first man says, "My son is playing baseball, I had McDonalds for breakfast and I'm on my way to pick up a case of Bud, how about…

19-02-2008 4:39am

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Two families move from Pakistan to America. When they arrive the two fathers make a bet - in a year's time whichever family has become more American will win. A year later they meet again:

The first man says, "My son is playing baseball, I had McDonalds for breakfast and I'm on my way to pick up a case of Bud, how about you?"

The second man replies, "F*ck you, towelhead."

(Apologies if it's deemed too racist!)

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#2 19-02-2008 5:24am

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brilliant

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#3 19-02-2008 9:44am

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Bit risky for humour.. But I likes!! Have some stars..

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#4 19-02-2008 10:23am

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I laughed

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#5 19-02-2008 10:46am

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yep v.good lol

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#6 19-02-2008 1:46pm

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funny coz it's true!

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