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Life aint so bad after all

  • 15-02-2008 12:12pm
    #1
    cornbb
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,790 ✭✭✭


    Paris Hilton's new movie "The Hottie and the Nottie" has made it to #1 on the IMDB's worst movie of all time list after making a paltry $27,696 on its opening weekend.

    As described by one particular commentator on IMDB:
    I saw this film the only way any sane person will - by coercion. Mad vandals broke into my house in one of those "Clockwork Orange" style home invasions all the kids are doing nowadays. After trashing my place, they forced me into a panel van. Imagine my horror when I found out that instead of systematically torturing me and tossing my body into a shallow grave, they maniacs were forcing me to watch "The Hottie and the NOttie." I tried in vain to turn my head to stop the terrible, soul destroying images swimming in front of my eyes, but my captors forced me to watch the unfolding horror.

    At some point I must have separated from my body and created a second personality to survive the abuse, because I have no memory the last 30 minutes. When I close my eyes at night, I still see her face. Oh god, someday, I pray, it will stop and I will have peace. Someday.

    You got pwned, Ms Hilton. Turns out there is some justice in the world after all :cool:

    Does this warm the cockles of any other bitter folks' hearts of a Friday afternoon?


Comments

  • #2
    Sir Digby Chicken Caesar
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 23,556 ✭✭✭✭Sir Digby Chicken Caesar


    my cockles were just warmed, but thanks for the offer.


  • #3
    FunkZ
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,179 ✭✭✭FunkZ


    I've never heard of this film, but I'm sure it's bollocks. Worst name for a film ever.


  • #4
    Terry
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 26,061 ✭✭✭✭Terry


    Moved from AH.


  • #5
    JIZZLORD
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,484 ✭✭✭JIZZLORD


    i wonder how many of the people who've voted for it have actually seen it :D
    http://www.imdb.com/chart/bottom

    unfortunately at this moment i've only seen 2 of the bottom 100, a few years back i had seen about 15 from the list


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