What would you wish for if you had Dorothy's ruby slippers?

Tom Dunne

Apart from an 18" cock that is?

In keeping with the tradition of getting an alternative viewpoint to similar threads on the Ladies Lounge, I put the above question to the Brethren.

takola

More threads thiefed from LL! :eek:

Why don't ya just go over and invade there Tom!

justsomebloke

more beer and chips

justsomebloke

Dragan wrote: »

Shoes that didn't make me look like a big hairy wimmins.

classic

edit: ye I know I am that quick I can respond to posts before the poster even posts them

Dragan

Shoes that didn't make me look like a big hairy wimmins.

star-pants

odd threads in BGRH these days Tom....

right now? I'd wish I was in the cinema with a cosy blanket watching Rambo and eating chocolate (cuz I'm off it for lent), maybe a hot whiskey too

Tom Dunne

takola wrote: »

More threads thiefed from LL! :eek:

Why don't ya just go over and invade there Tom!

I would, but Jules and Winsock are coming tomorrow night. And Jules is bringing banoffee. So we will see after that.

Tom Dunne

star-pants wrote: »

right now? I'd wish I was in the cinema with a cosy blanket watching Rambo and eating chocolate (cuz I'm off it for lent), maybe a hot whiskey too

Okay...... I was hoping for a somewhat more masculine response to this thread. Save the "chocolate and PJs" for the Ladies Lounge.

Whiskey is good, though.

watna

Tom Dunne wrote: »

Apart from an 18" cock that is?

In keeping with the tradition of getting an alternative viewpoint to similar threads on the Ladies Lounge, I put the above question to the Brethren.

18" around or long?

star-pants

Tom Dunne wrote: »

Okay...... I was hoping for a somewhat more masculine response to this thread. Save the "chocolate and PJs" for the Ladies Lounge.

Whiskey is good, though.

Oi - RAMBO!! :eek: hardly a girly flick. And who said I'd be in the cinema on my onsey!! (oh and I'm not a tramp I don't go outside in my pjs)

Rob_l

Probably wish myself into a perverted version of muslim heaven 40 virgins and beer beer and my own personal mixed drinks and also include parts of homers eden pigs running offering me delicious pork ribs mmmmmmmmmmmmmm

Tom Dunne

watna wrote: »

18" around or long?

Long, of course.

Rob_l wrote: »

Probably wish myself into a perverted version of muslim heaven 40 virgins and beer beer and my own personal mixed drinks and also include parts of homers eden pigs running offering me delicious pork ribs mmmmmmmmmmmmmm

Isn't it 72 virgins they get? Or are they in short supply these days?

trout

I would wish for one of them flying monkeys in the uniforms to be my helper monkey ... I would call it "Fudge" ... for some reason :cool: He would chain-smoke JPB and fling faeces at people I don't like.

I would also wish for a kebab ... I find that movies are enhanced by kebabs.

Finally ... I would wish for a John Woo remake of the Wizard of Oz ... with Avril Lavigne in the role of Dorothy. The flying monkeys would have jet powered skateboards*. And a ruby red sparkly thong. Extra medium.





*like Marty McFly had in Back to the Future.

Rob_l

Tom Dunne wrote: »

Long, of course.



Isn't it 72 virgins they get? Or are they in short supply these days?

72 :eek: ok I may need to wish for more while clicking my heals, I had been preparing myself for forty so will have to go back to training for the Seventy two
Im sure If I put in the hard work I can do it!

Tom Dunne

Rob_l wrote: »

72 :eek: ok I may need to wish for more while clicking my heals, I had been preparing myself for forty so will have to go back to training for the Seventy two
Im sure If I put in the hard work I can do it!

Brother, you are forgetting one pertinent point - the wimmins do all the work. As well as cooking the various pork products and bringing you beer.

John Mason

Tom Dunne wrote: »

Long, of course.

You really should have gone with the width, brother tom :cool:

Dragan

irishbird wrote: »

You really should have gone with the width, brother tom :cool:

Why? so he can successfully never have sex again? Do well to find a chick who's willing to deal with 18inches in lenght, let alone width.

Me, my second wish, after getting my man shoes, would be for a shot at Dorothy herself.

You'd better believe that one.

Tom Dunne

Dragan wrote: »

Me, my second wish, after getting my man shoes, would be for a shot at Dorothy herself..

Actually, yes, I could do that. Along with:

• Set the scarecrow on fire and use it to BBQ that little F**KER toto. Small dogs are teh ghey
• Nail the Wicked Witch of the West (she is just misunderstood)
• Flying monkeys, ftw
• Arm Tin Man with turbo lasers so he can take on the Evil Deceptecons
• Nail the Wicked Witch of the East (what?)

jdivision

Tom Dunne wrote: »

Isn't it 72 virgins they get? Or are they in short supply these days?

I think it's 70 but isn't there a school of thought that it's a mistranslation and instead you actually get that many glasses of wine? Which would be a bit of a downer if you're a Muslim who doesn't drink.

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wtf, every time I see this thread title I keep thinking I've stumbled into the WL.

Dragan

Tom Dunne wrote: »

Isn't it 72 virgins they get? Or are they in short supply these days?

Yeah.....eh......sorry about that.

Tom Dunne

DesF wrote: »

wtf, every time I see this thread title I keep thinking I've stumbled into the WL.

What's the WL?

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You should know Tom Dunne, you spend most of your life there.

Wimmins Lounge.

The Hill Billy

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Dyr

Tom Dunne wrote: »

• Nail the Wicked Witch of the West

at last...a kindred spirit


I'd want the ability to drop houses on those who incur my wrath

dr strangelove

Proper shoes i suppose - never could get the hang of heels