BGRH vomit food

Baudelaire

Right so we know certain foodstuff would be considered approved BGRH cuisine for example steak, kababs etc but what, normally considered approved, BGRH cuisine do you find repulsive?

for me it would have to be that deep fried mars bar thing for a start, I nearly puked when I seen it and it put me off my choccy for the day and also Onion rings (from a take away), now I know some brothers might argue that they aren't worthy of BGRH status since they contain a vegetable but lets be honest by the time you get to bite into it the onion has all but vanished and all you're eating is batter that's soaked in grease ***shudders*** and I'm afraid I have to admit I detest rashers, even the smell of them cooking makes me feel ill, so fess up brothers and sisters.


EDIT: It's a given that you all don't like vegetables so don't bother telling us like Jester, Trout and Admiralofthefleet and Brother Tom did dispite multiple explainations of what the thread was about!

jester77

Baudelaire wrote: »

for me it would have to be that deep fried mars bar thing for a start, I nearly puked when I seen it and it put me off my choccy for the day and also Onion rings (from a take away), now I know some brothers might argue that they aren't worthy of BGRH status since they contain a vegetable but lets be honest by the time you get to bite into it the onion has all but vanished and all you're eating is batter that's soaked in grease ***shudders*** and I'm afraid I have to admit I detest rashers, even the smell of them cooking makes me feel ill, so fess up brothers and sisters.

You are not worthy of the brotherhood, rashers :eek: They are the staple of any brothers diet! If it moves it can be eaten!

As for vomit food, tofu! Who ever came up with that muck should have been strung up. Wouldn't feed it to my worst enemy!

John Mason

jester77 wrote: »

As for vomit food, tofu! Who ever came up with that muck should have been strung up. Wouldn't feed it to my worst enemy!

:eek::o

Baudelaire

jester77 wrote: »

You are not worthy of the brotherhood, rashers :eek: They are the staple of any brothers diet! If it moves it can be eaten!

I'm one of the wimmins so certain concessions can be made

jester77 wrote: »

As for vomit food, tofu! Who ever came up with that muck should have been strung up. Wouldn't feed it to my worst enemy!

Tofu? wtf?? since when would tofu be considered accetable BGRH cuisine? if anybody is not worthy of the brotherhood it's you for even mentioning that word on this thread :mad:

justsomebloke

pizza as I hate cheese

and rasher sambos with butter, as I hate butter

John Mason

Baudelaire wrote: »

Tofu? wtf?? since when would tofu be considered accetable BGRH cuisine? if anybody is not worthy of the brotherhood it's you for even mentioning that word on this thread :mad:

gets my coats - bye bye, it was nice knowing you all **

:(

watna

jsb wrote: »

pizza as I hate cheese

and rasher sambos with butter, as I hate butter

You freak. Cheese is the most amazing thing ever. EVER! :mad:

trout

I find cucumber somewhat pointless. It has no taste.

I don't know why mrs trout insists on buying cucumbers each week. What does she do with them

Baudelaire

irishbird wrote: »

gets my coats - bye bye, it was nice knowing you all **

:(

You're ok hon, the wimmins are allowed have tofu and besides he was the one that brought it up so technically you were framed

Baudelaire

trout wrote: »

I find cucumber somewhat pointless. It has no taste.

I don't know why mrs trout insists on buying cucumbers each week. What does she do with them

Yet again wtf?? I said foodstuffs that would normally be considered accetable BGRH cuisine, I don't believe green phalic shaped vegtables fall into that cathegory. Why are the brothers finding this such a hard concept to get their heads around?

trout

Baudelaire wrote: »

Yet again wtf?? I said foodstuffs that would normally be considered accetable BGRH cuisine, I don't believe green phalic shaped vegtables fall into that cathegory. Why are the brothers finding this such a hard concept to get their heads around?

I read the words Vomit & Repulsive ... my BGRH knee-jerk response is Cucumber :mad:

Tails142

women and their crazy ideas

machiavellianme

Popcorn: smells rotten and tastes of nothing

Tom Dunne

Baudelaire wrote: »

Right so we know certain foodstuff would be considered approved BGRH cuisine for example steak, kababs etc but what, normally considered approved, BGRH cuisine do you find repulsive?

I can honestly say, none.

Give me grease, salt, sugar, whatever.

Just don't give me turnip. Or parsnip. Which of course are not approved BGRH cuisine, so they are not relevant.

John Mason

Baudelaire wrote: »

You're ok hon, the wimmins are allowed have tofu and besides he was the one that brought it up so technically you were framed

damn honey trap, i fell for it

AckwelFoley

Anything my mother cooks, can bring about wreching of the gut.

missingtime

Mushrooms - the devils scabs.

Yuck Yuck YUCK

Baudelaire

Tom Dunne wrote: »

Just don't give me turnip. Or parsnip. Which of course are not approved BGRH cuisine, so they are not relevant.

Jesus wept, et tu Brother Tom?

***Hangs head in disappointment***

I've ammended the first post, THIS THREAD IS NOT ABOUT VEGTABLES!**

**although there seems to be a fair few posting

Baudelaire

missingtime wrote: »

Mushrooms - the devils scabs.

Yuck Yuck YUCK

I hope you're talking fried there? if not leave now!

admiralofthefleet

cant stand cucumber or coleslaw and onions make me wretch. i like potatoes best when they are deep fried

Tom Dunne

Baudelaire wrote: »

EDIT: It's a given that you all don't like vegetables so don't bother telling us like Jester, Trout and Brother Tom did dispite multiple explainations of what the thread was about!

admiralofthefleet wrote: »

cant stand cucumber or coleslaw and onions make me wretch. i like potatoes best when they are deep fried

ROFL. Brother admiral is in for a whippin'

Dragan

Cottage cheese.

Evil ****.

Baudelaire

admiralofthefleet wrote: »

cant stand cucumber or coleslaw and onions make me wretch. i like potatoes best when they are deep fried

WTF?? read the fcuking OP!

Baudelaire wrote: »

Right so we know certain foodstuff would be considered approved BGRH cuisine for example steak, kababs etc but what, normally considered approved, BGRH cuisine do you find repulsive?

for me it would have to be that deep fried mars bar thing for a start, I nearly puked when I seen it and it put me off my choccy for the day and also Onion rings (from a take away), now I know some brothers might argue that they aren't worthy of BGRH status since they contain a vegetable but lets be honest by the time you get to bite into it the onion has all but vanished and all you're eating is batter that's soaked in grease ***shudders*** and I'm afraid I have to admit I detest rashers, even the smell of them cooking makes me feel ill, so fess up brothers and sisters.


EDIT: It's a given that you all don't like vegetables so don't bother telling us like Jester, Trout and Admiralofthefleet and Brother Tom did dispite multiple explainations of what the thread was about!

jester77

Wimmin, they go off rambling and don't get their point across and then get all upset when you don't know what they are on about :rolleyes: It's as if ye have never heard of the KISS principle! You lost most of the brothers after you mentioned steak and kebab.

Let me rephrase if for the brotherhood, what she's trying to ask is,

Is there anything you don't like to eat that can be bought in the bar?

Tom Dunne

jester77 wrote: »

Is there anything you don't like to eat that can be bought in the bar?

Well said, Brother jester.

Wimmins, pffffft. :rolleyes:

Baudelaire

jester77 wrote: »

Wimmin, they go off rambling and don't get their point across and then get all upset when you don't know what they are on about :rolleyes: It's as if ye have never heard of the KISS principle! You lost most of the brothers after you mentioned steak and kebab.

Let me rephrase if for the brotherhood, what she's trying to ask is,

Is there anything you don't like to eat that can be bought in the bar?

I like to be specific and obviously it's nesassary but since your rephrase doesn't quite cover it I'd also add

Is there anything you don't like to eat that can be bought in the bar/chipper/kabab shop/fastfood shop?

The Hill Billy

As burgers are a staple of the BG&RH diet - I have to say that lettuce & tomato make for puke-worthy toppings. Cheese, rashers, onions & pickles are OK.

Lux23

Chick Peas. Overly big mushy bastards.

Baudelaire

Lux23 wrote: »

Chick Peas. Overly big mushy bastards.

another one, I just give up....

***sits in the corner whimpering to self***

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Yeah, I fooking hate cucumbers too.

They actually make me vomit.

g'em

Baudelaire wrote: »

another one, I just give up....

***sits in the corner whimpering to self***

Another one bites the PMS dust.


Batter burgers. I just don't get it.

5starpool

OK, The sauces that they put on burgers are rotten. Ketchup, Mayonaisse and mustard are just ugggghhhh. THe stuff they put on kebabs though, even if derived from the above, work though.

trout

g'em wrote: »

Batter burgers. I just don't get it.

Y'see ... batter burgers aren't really food ... they are more like medicine for the soul :cool:

One day ... and I hope that day is a long time coming ... you may need some soul food ... mmmm!

Baudelaire

5starpool wrote: »

OK, The sauces that they put on burgers are rotten. Ketchup, Mayonaisse and mustard are just ugggghhhh. THe stuff they put on kebabs though, even if derived from the above, work though.

Try mayonnase, tartar sauce and Ketchup mixed together, you have to practice to get the right balance but it's massive. it's what they use on big kings in burger king, the kebab one is the same stuff only using garlic mayo

Jesus Wept

Lux23 wrote: »

Chick Peas. Overly big mushy bastards.

The clue is in the name.

They should probably put the word chick in front of all wimmins food, to avoid
any potential confusion of the dimmer Brothers.

dr.bollocko

Anyone ever had pork scratchings? Like in an english bar style pork scratchings?
Now they are a bit rank. Also, why do smokey bacon flavour crisps only taste nice in the pub?
Also, you can buy flavoured condoms in a bar. I dont like those either. Not enough sugar.

justsomebloke

dr.bollocko wrote: »

Also, why do smokey bacon flavour crisps only taste nice in the pub?

eh, cause they don't? sam spudz smokey bacon are mana no matter when you eat them

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dr.bollocko wrote: »

Anyone ever had pork scratchings? Like in an english bar style pork scratchings?
Now they are a bit rank.

I love pork scratchings.

:mad::mad:

Baudelaire

Sweet and sour {anything}, I honestly don't know how anyone can eat it, it's like eating real food that's been covered in treacle and makes my stomach do summersaults

watna

Baudelaire wrote: »

Sweet and sour {anything}, I honestly don't know how anyone can eat it, it's like eating real food that's been covered in treacle and makes my stomach do summersaults

+1, hate the stuff.

Except McDonalds sweet and sour sauce. That's good.

takola

Baudelaire wrote: »

Sweet and sour {anything}, I honestly don't know how anyone can eat it, it's like eating real food that's been covered in treacle and makes my stomach do summersaults

Have to agree! That stuff is rank!

5starpool

They do a good sweet and sour in the Kingfisher on Parnell St. Good food there in general. OK, it's basically Uncle Bens sauce but plenty of chips and chicken with it.

Baudelaire

5starpool wrote: »

They do a good sweet and sour in the Kingfisher on Parnell St. Good food there in general. OK, it's basically Uncle Bens sauce but plenty of chips and chicken with it.

There's no such thing as "good" sweet and sour, it's the devils vomit

FunkZ

I had chicken tikka a while ago and don't know why but for the first time ever I found it rank!

And pineapple on a pizza, what the fluck?

Kaiser_Sma

mussels, oysters, cockells etc. all are inedible. I'm not a fan of coleslaw or quiché.

dr.bollocko

dr.bollocko wrote: »

Anyone ever had pork scratchings? Like in an english bar style pork scratchings?
Now they are a bit rank. Also, why do smokey bacon flavour crisps only taste nice in the pub?
Also, you can buy flavoured condoms in a bar. I dont like those either. Not enough sugar.

DesF wrote: »

I love pork scratchings.

:mad::mad:

I'm with Des on this one, proper Pork scratchings (the ones you get in a butchers) are delicious. Crispy, salted pig fat, with litle bits of meat still attached....they're the business.

Baudelaire wrote: »

Sweet and sour {anything}, I honestly don't know how anyone can eat it, it's like eating real food that's been covered in treacle and makes my stomach do summersaults

+3. Can't stand it. I also hate barbecue sauce. It tastes nothing like barbecued food, and is absolutely vile.

I also hate strawberries and strawberry flavoured anything....milkshakes, sweets etc. They're sickening.

Beerlao

Cheese is rank... in any format
i hate any fishy fish... that's fish that smells too fishy, normally the stuff with omega-3 oils in it... rotten
the smell of liver cooking is also enough to make me heave, but i love paté
i've never tried it but tripe doesn't appeal much, despite the obvious high man-points value of it
and i think i'd draw the line at eating eyes, and genitalia of any sort... i'll pass on the kangaroo's anus thanks.
in saying that, i've eaten witchetty grub, and it tasted like peanut butter

amoeba_girl

I like battered mars bars. I'll second battered burgers, and add curly fries from mcDonalds.

Sick.

EDIT: That is to say I don't like battered burgers or curly fries.