Where would you hide the Ring?

**Timbuk2**

Ok, so I'm reading Lord of the Rings, and constantly thinking "Why doesn't he just f**k the ring somewhere and run away?!"

If you were Frodo where would you hide the ring?

I'd start with
-Shopping trolley in Tesco's
-Side of a seat on the bus

Pighead

Pighead would hide it in Thaedydl's knickers. Nobody would ever find it in there.

Rb

Pighead wrote: »

Pighead would hide it in Thaedydl's knickers. Nobody would ever find it in there.

Niiiice.

Ruu_Old

Somewhere in Leitrim, no one knows it exists.

Shryke

**** it in the ocean. It has its own will, it doesn't have flippers. If one of the Silmarillion can be lost forever to the sea then so could the ring.

Realistically though, I'd tape it to the back of my toilet. No one is going there.

Dennis the Stone

Give it to Gerry and Kate McCann and ask them to look after it for the night

ball ox

in the battery compartment of my remote control. Then I'd let it naturally lose itself knowing that it would reappear at some stage in the near future, probably shortly after I have missed top gear.

Tar.Aldarion

I would have sailed west to the Gods.

chopperbyrne

SPOILERS AHEAD

What I never understood is why they didn't just get the eagles to bring them to Mount Doom straight away?!!!

END SPOILERS

Tar.Aldarion

Makes a short book. He had to get his kids to sleep.

joeybloggs

In a Vacum of course! Even the Dark Lord knows theres no energy transfer.

Unfortunately the new Dyson wasn't shipping to the Shire so........ blah blah <rest of the story>...blah blah............. and it turned out Sam was a flamer.

Kemos

Kemos wrote: »

Give it to Gerry and Kate McCann and ask them to look after it for the night

Heh heh heh...

witnessmenow

[nerd alert]well the those faceless boyos are attracted to the power of the ring so thats why he didn't just hide it![/nerd alert]

@Pighead: lol

on britney spears dignity.... no one ever find it

EDIT:Give it to a a really hot girl, who can cook ,clean and is not a bitch.... i bet even sauron couldnt find it then

Feelgood

chopperbyrne wrote: »

SPOILERS AHEAD

What I never understood is why they didn't just get the eagles to bring them to Mount Doom straight away?!!!

END SPOILERS

Damn you man, you just ruined the whole LOTR saga on me...I was a fair happier man knowing that they couldn't have done that...

EamonnKeane

I would superglue it to the back of Sauron's head

Baudelaire

Under the soap in Bob geldofs gaff, fcuker looks like he never washes!

WhiteWashMan

just sling it into the murkey depths of a student house kitchen sink.

you konw, under those 15 mould ridden plates and 17 unwashed beer glasses.

itd be ages before it was found, and quite frankly, whod be arsed to wear it after that?

The Real B-man

Up me Arse just like in Trainspotting except a ring not Heroin:D

Aisling(",)

id buy a goat
feed it to the goat
kill the goat
put the goat in a coffin
put the coffin into the sea
no-one will find it

Giblet

Give it to Sauron, but cover it in AIDS

Zaph

In with Bertie's tax documents. No-one will ever find whatever's hidden in them.

Baudelaire

In the vegetable draw of the fridge in Yore Ma's (the BGRH virtual bar, not your actual ma's), nobody's ever looked in there (I hear there's a colony of e-coli that's formed a fluroshing society with their own relegion there since some fool bought a head of lettus a few years ago and no one could work out what it was for) and besides none of the fat f**kers can open it because their bellies get in the way, if Sauron went in there they'd probably eat him

syklops

I was gonna say up my arse like the dude from Pulp Fiction.

Isnt it cool in LOTR rings when Sauron turns out to be frodo's father? And they have that sword fight and Frodo loses his hand? That was my favourite bit in the book.

MooseJam

syklops wrote: »

Isnt it cool in LOTR rings when Sauron turns out to be frodo's father? And they have that sword fight and Frodo loses his hand? That was my favourite bit in the book.

dude I think you're thinking of star wars there

syklops

i was being facetious.

MonkeyTennis

no matter where you put it, it would turn up on the antiques roadshow.

Dyr

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Gordon

MooseJam wrote: »

dude I think you're thinking of star wars there

Yeah, that was Star Wars.

The problem with the ring is that it always pops up. Like when it popped up on Earth at the dawn of man and caused monkeys to use tools and kill other monkeys, and then again on some other planet and lined up with other planets and made a cool light show. Then Homer was born as a star-foetus.

That Steven Spielberg rocks.

tritium

In Iraq

With the other WMD's

Safe as houses

If they had any houses left.....

FunkZ

I'd have it hidden in a kilo of heroin and when yer man Sauron go's to get it make sure the DS are floating about.

And BANG! Life time jail sentence.

MrJoeSoap

Pighead wrote: »

Pighead would hide it in Thaedydl's knickers. Nobody would ever find it in there.

Ruu wrote: »

Somewhere in Leitrim, no one knows it exists.

Kemos wrote: »

Give it to Gerry and Kate McCann and ask them to look after it for the night

Baudelaire wrote: »

Under the soap in Bob geldofs gaff, fcuker looks like he never washes!

Zaph wrote: »

In with Bertie's tax documents. No-one will ever find whatever's hidden in them.

Genius the lot of you.

A racy brainrot

EamonnKeane wrote: »

I would superglue it to the back of Sauron's head

nice

Xavi6

Under one of Mary Harney's flab rolls. No one would ever go there.

A racy brainrot

I'd put it under one of these bypasses that are being built.
Wait for the cement to be wet, and stick it in.
Then watch as they spread the tarmack over it.

orestes

In Barry Scott's bathroom.

BANG! And the ring is gone!

Feelgood

Fcuk the hiding idea, melt that badboy down and sell it to this guy....

dr.bollocko

orestes wrote: »

In Barry Scott's bathroom.

BANG! And the ring is gone!

Ahaha. Brilliant thread OP. Laughed out loud a number of times. This was the most recent one that made me laugh me nuts off.

phasers

just bury the damn thing

that film could have been skimmed down to ten minutes

5 of him burying the ring

5 of some sort of dialogue between Galdalf and Aragorn
"oh by the way you're king now!
"alright." *removes shirt*

Dennis the Stone

...Then two more of Liv Tyler getting her baps out

phasers

I suppose we need to cater to everybody

eldeabroad

**Timbuk2** wrote: »

Ok, so I'm reading Lord of the Rings, and constantly thinking "Why doesn't he just f**k the ring somewhere and run away?!"

If you were Frodo where would you hide the ring?

I would throw it into teh lava in mount doom.....:rolleyes:

Earthhorse

I would hide it in another, bigger ring.

LouOB

Argos

kf1920

I'd put it in a suitcase and go on a ryanair flight

No more ring!

ScumLord

I give it to that eye fella, it's his ring after all. It's not right for them to run off and try to destroy it the big bully's.

MoominPapa

I'd have persuaded Galadriel to take it. "Beautiful and terrible as the dawn." Pwoar!!!!!!