How would your female colleagues react...

BertieAhernia

if they could read your mind and see the filthy thoughts you have about them?

Clytus

Theyd all get really shy and embarrassed...because theyll know, that I know they all fancy the hole off me:p

Dub13

Rip my kacks off and jump on me to have a go.

AlmightyCushion

Pepper spray and/or tazer.

Zaph

Well the ugly ones would probably be disappointed by the lack of filthy thoughts about them

Latchy

Probably just say '' so it is true what they say about the quite ones ,ah why didnt you just ask ? '' ...........then again probably not

aidan24326

Work colleagues? What about just women in general?

MIN2511

Funny thing, i check out lads arses... very bad! The first thing i do is check out their butts... And the ones that are goodlooking + tight butts i wonder how good/bad the sex would be.... i

BertieAhernia

and the lads with the tight arses are probably looking at their male colleagues and wondering the same.

MIN2511

hehehehe... tight doesn't mean gay! It means nice tush, not looking for booty just nice, strong, taut, do i need to elaborate?

shane86

BertieAhernia wrote: »

if they could read your mind and see the filthy thoughts you have about them?

I would be reasonably sure they have a good general idea anyway tbh.

And considering I work with a guy who in his thick Louth accent described his attraction to an absoloutely beautiful South American who works in another department as...and I quote.....

"Ah fcuk like Ill tell ya, even if I wasnt hungry Id still ate 2 pounds of ****e from her arse"....


The thoughts in my head are relatively clean in comparison :eek:

I do think it was a figure of speech though.....yeah.....I hope.....:p

Latchy

BertieAhernia wrote: »

and the lads with the tight arses are probably looking at their male colleagues and wondering the same.

So thats why all these gay guys are following me to the phocopying machine :rolleyes:

FunkZ

I'd get more sex than I can handle, well I'd like to think I could.

FearDark

Id be in prison, enough said.:D

The Hill Billy

I'd be on The Register.

cance

Hill Billy wrote: »

I'd be on The Register.

:eek:

biko

I'd have a difficult time come the Christmas parties.

seamus

Women are far worse than men for perving and fantasising.

How would you react if you knew what your female colleagues were thinking about you? Much more interesting question...

Rob_l

seamus wrote: »

Women are far worse than men for perving and fantasising.

How would you react if you knew what your female colleagues were thinking about you? Much more interesting question...

This is truth its the older women that scare me:eek::eek:

azezil

Girls would probably be very disappointed if they could read my thoughts about them... guys however would probably fall to the floor in the fetal position sucking their thumb, and thats when I move in for the kill *giggidy giggidy*

Lux23

My God. This is a funny thread, made my day. Its hard to believe that some men think that real life is exactly like porn.

Morlar

BertieAhernia wrote: »

if they could read your mind and see the filthy thoughts you have about them?

There would be a fleet of ambulances headed this way after all the fainting.

Morlar

Lux23 wrote: »

ts hard to believe that some men think that real life is exactly like porn.

Hey what are you trying to imply ?

AckwelFoley

Id be in jail serving 10 - life

Hail 2 Da Chimp

Lux23 wrote: »

My God. This is a funny thread, made my day. Its hard to believe that some men think that real life is exactly like porn.

Yup well, thats what happens when I watch too much p0rn...

I mean when they watch too much p0rn...


<_<

>_>


I've said too much!

Lux23

I hate to upset you boys because you seem nice but if I did hear whatever dirty things you may be thinking of doing to me I will more likely laugh in your face than jump on your willy. Im sure that goes for most girls.

And I am in no way saying that anyone is thinking of doing dirty things to me, just being hypothetical.

AckwelFoley

Lux23 wrote: »

I hate to upset you boys because you seem nice but if I did hear whatever dirty things you may be thinking of doing to me I will more likely laugh in your face then jump on your willy. Im sure that goes for most girls.

And I am in no way saying that anyone is thinking of doing dirty things to me, just being hypothetical.

Bukakke.

Whos in? Lets see you laugh then

seamus

Lux23 wrote: »

I will more likely laugh in your face then jump on your willy.

Best. Typo. Ever.

The word you're looking for is than.

John Mason

:( There are no good looking people in my office to have Fantasies about :( well except maybe for some of the hot polish girls

Hail 2 Da Chimp

Lux23 wrote: »

I hate to upset you boys because you seem nice but if I did hear whatever dirty things you may be thinking of doing to me I will more likely laugh in your face then jump on your willy. Im sure that goes for most girls.

And I am in no way saying that anyone is thinking of doing dirty things to me, just being hypothetical.

Sorry, I wasn't thinking about you I was thinking about the girl standing beside you :rolleyes:

Hail 2 Da Chimp

irishbird wrote: »

:( There are no good looking people in my office to have Fantasies about :( well except maybe for some of the hot polish girls

Damnit there's no hot Polish girls where I work, can I fantasize about the girls you work with too?

Dave!

Never mind the females, anybody would be shocked and appalled if they saw what was in my mind! :eek:

The Hill Billy

Lux23 wrote: »

I will more likely sit on your face then chomp on your willy. Im sure that goes for most girls.

Fixed that for you.

Lux23

Hill Billy wrote: »

Fixed that for you.

Very good.


@ Snyper Bukkake? You would have to have friends to suggest that one.

John_Mc

Lux23 wrote: »

I hate to upset you boys because you seem nice but if I did hear whatever dirty things you may be thinking of doing to me I will more likely laugh in your face than jump on your willy. Im sure that goes for most girls.

And I am in no way saying that anyone is thinking of doing dirty things to me, just being hypothetical.

Trust me, laughing would be the last thing you would be doing :rolleyes:

HertzVanRental

Bukkake is over rated. Nothing beats a bit of ATM. Seems like most girls are into that now.

Zaff

Zaff wrote: »

Well the ugly ones would probably be disappointed by the lack of filthy thoughts about them

Yup, what Zaff said.

The Hill Billy

HertzVanRental wrote: »

Bukkake is over rated. Nothing beats a bit of ATM. Seems like most girls are into that now.

Names & phone numbers or it's not true.

HertzVanRental

Nothing says Happy Valentines more than a free ATM.

Oh yeah

Yer Ma
Yer Sis
Yer Da
Yer Da' sis
Yer Ma's Bro

and that little blonde who works in the finance department

cance

snyper wrote: »

Bukakke.

Whos in? Lets see you laugh then

hahahah, getum boys.

The Hill Billy

HertzVanRental wrote: »

Nothing says Happy Valentines more than a free ATM.

You normally pay?

HertzVanRental

Sometimes when Yer Ma needs extra housekeeping money.

tribulus

I'm assuming ass to mouth.

Lux23

HertzVanRental wrote: »

Bukkake is over rated. Nothing beats a bit of ATM. Seems like most girls are into that now.

Whats ATM?

seamus

Lux23 wrote: »

Whats ATM?

Ass to mouth.

Seems like a good way to pick up all sorts of infections.

Lux23

seamus wrote: »

Ass to mouth.

Seems like a good way to pick up all sorts of infections.

Thats hot. :rolleyes:

AckwelFoley

cance wrote: »

hahahah, getum boys.

lines up the troops.. hands out and triggered ready to fire.. ATTENTION!!

READY!! AIM!! FIRE!!!

AckwelFoley

Lux23 wrote: »

Very good.


@ Snyper Bukkake? You would have to have friends to suggest that one.

Are you tryin to hurt ma feelings?

azezil

Bukkake

MarkR

There would be pitchforks. If I worked with any hotties that is.

Zaph

Myth wrote: »

Yup, what Zaff said.

Bastid!