Ivan!

fathersymes

I am thinking..... I really don't like the atmosphere Ivan has created on the board, he seems to be trying to push the Law to its limits. His questions all seem a little strange and unorthodox. Maybe I'm mistaken but it just doesn't seem above board.

bunny shooter

I agree !

I've put a post on a thread asking Dev to ban the troll.

I again ask here to have Ivanhunter banned as i feel all is not above board with him/her

fathersymes

Check this out! He's up to tricks on the Angling board too.

http://www.boards.ie/vbulletin/showthread.php?t=2055233668

thehair

bunny shooter wrote: »

I agree !

I've put a post on a thread asking Dev to ban the troll.

I again ask here to have Ivanhunter banned as i feel all is not above board with him/her

as a new menber to the shooting boards when i read the MAD thread.
ivanhunter post/ i just want to give up asking anybody anthing.i have had
great infomation from a lot of good people in the shooting forun.

ivanhunter would put you off the shooting forun. so ban him before
the shooting forum become THE IVANHUNTER FORUM:mad:

bunny shooter

I don't want this to sound as if I don't want to answer questions. I don't know everything and i have had to ask questions here too. And thankfully there is always someone who knows the answer or where you can get one.

Ivanhunters questions always seem to be on the same vein, how to break/bend the law and not get caught ! This is not good for our sport !

pestshooter7

Im relatively new to this but i have read alot of old threads aswell as the new ones.
His questons do seem a little strange to say th least!
As with the vermin one! I try to keep as low a profile when shooting so not to cause trouble, not the opposite where you shoot a fox crow etc on sight no matter where you are or off the road or similar!
Dont try to beet the system because as bad as it is it will catch you out.

thehair

god help us if he got a f.a.c.

meathstevie

It really looks like someone is trying to brew up a concoction of a what's bad and wrong in shooting lexicon and using this place to try and coax information out of us...

ivanthehunter

I'E BROKE NO LAWS--:mad:
I've asked a few questions-- but i broke no law--
ive never took a shoot in anger and thats that--- i asked questions that some people dont like but thats the boards... you lot are all fairly cool but you all too soft.. bwhat the harm in questions.. no harm, thats what people do..:)

flanum

yet...!

quackquackBOOM

bowhunting for rabbits seriously if you could who the fcuk would want to
some questions are a tad bit ridiculous.
if a kid asked those questions youd be ok with it but your obviously older than 5.

bob lee swagger

ivanthehunter wrote: »

I'E BROKE NO LAWS--:mad:
I've asked a few questions-- but i broke no law--
ive never took a shoot in anger and thats that--- i asked questions that some people dont like but thats the boards... you lot are all fairly cool but you all too soft.. bwhat the harm in questions.. no harm, thats what people do..:)

who said you broke the law, your filling the forum with dumb questions and crap threads

im waiting on

"can i import a barrett 50 cal from america to shoot grey squirrels with"

if youve nothing good to post then just read what others have posted

meathstevie

A .50 BMG would be a great idea for squirrels. 2 or 3 rounds fired at the base of the tree will fell a mature oak : foolproof way of flushing them out without a chainsaw safepass.

maglite

How many firarm cert are you looking for at the moment 3?

.22lr
something bigger

and an air rifle?

i did not answer your PM as i was unsure of your motives i now see i am not alone in my sceptisism,

YOu seem to be asking how other people have recived authorisation so you can copy their application and hope for the same results

stevoman

while we are on the subect... is it legal to decoy pigeons with an AK47 and if so can i dispatch any wounded ones with a flame thrower or agent orange?? :eek::)

eoinkildare

edited as per request

Sparks

stevoman wrote: »

while we are on the subect... is it legal to decoy pigeons with an AK47 and if so can i dispatch any wounded ones with a flame thrower or agent orange?? :eek::)

Don't be silly. I know pigeons are not the smartest creatures in the world, but even so, no pigeon is going to mistake one of these:
for one of these:

meathstevie

Shows you know nothing about pigeon hunting Sparks. I always use a jet engine mounted on a flatbed lorry. They even come out plucked and roasted at the other end. And if that doesn't work you can always mine the cornfield with antipersonel mines with extremely sensitive mercury detonators...

thed4king

LOL! very funny by all! well done lads!

quackquackBOOM

meathstevie wrote: »

Shows you know nothing about pigeon hunting Sparks. I always use a jet engine mounted on a flatbed lorry. They even come out plucked and roasted at the other end.

i just napalm the forest in these circumstances or use a punt gun if im in a sporting mood loaded with an explosive shot.i must try the jet engine.:rolleyes:

while on the topic is using c4 to flush rabbits instead of ferrets still illegal?

bunny shooter

stevoman wrote: »

while we are on the subect... is it legal to decoy pigeons with an AK47 and if so can i dispatch any wounded ones with a flame thrower or agent orange?? :eek::)

This is funny. I am still laughing. Touche

ivanthehunter

Hay there lads--is this how you normally hunt????
In a big pack:eek:

bunny shooter

It' s a sympthom of Lymes Disease

thehair

i have run out of c4 big bunny hold digger. ps i an looking for parts off
my dog i think he ate the last lot of c4 i had

bunny shooter

I reckon Ivan is a member of the anti-blood sport crowd. he's on a covert mission to drive us all mad !

cavan shooter

quackquackBOOM wrote: »

is using c4 to flush rabbits instead of ferrets still illegal?

I got around that by using calcium carbide. :D

bunny shooter

Is using rabbits with bombs strapped to their bodies sent down into fox dens still illegal for killing foxes ?

Don't mind if it's only bending the law. Wouldn't do it if it was actually breaking the law, but if there is a technical way of getting away with it let me know.

Trojan911

No, no, no lads, you need one of these for the rabbit, not a poxy bow & arrow..............

.243

quackquackBOOM wrote: »

i just napalm the forest in these circumstances or use a punt gun if im in a sporting mood loaded with an explosive shot.i must try the jet engine.:rolleyes:

while on the topic is using c4 to flush rabbits instead of ferrets still illegal?

i dont think c4 is allowed anymore but i think "tannerite" (see you tube for details) is still ok,

openseason

bunny shooter wrote: »

Is using rabbits with bombs strapped to their bodies sent down into fox dens still illegal for killing foxes ?

Don't mind if it's only bending the law. Wouldn't do it if it was actually breaking the law, but if there is a technical way of getting away with it let me know.

i'm sure Ivan's already tried that one

Trojan911

bunny shooter wrote: »

Is using rabbits with bombs strapped to their bodies sent down into fox dens still illegal for killing foxes ?

Hmmmmm

bunny shooter

That's the job ! Fox thinks hmmmm, free lunch, eats it, then he gets a bad dose of indigestation :eek:

Even anti's couldn't claim this was inhumane

bob lee swagger

.243 wrote: »

i dont think c4 is allowed anymore but i think "tannerite" (see you tube for details) is still ok,

your not allowed fish for moray eels off a bridge with tannerite tho, are frag grenades suitable or will i ask in the angling section?

bob lee swagger

meathstevie wrote: »

Shows you know nothing about pigeon hunting Sparks. I always use a jet engine mounted on a flatbed lorry. They even come out plucked and roasted at the other end. And if that doesn't work you can always mine the cornfield with antipersonel mines with extremely sensitive mercury detonators...

lmfao

thehair

if ivan is a troll .lets all look for a little bollox with no brains
o so sorry we have found him he is in ever post on the shooting boards:DLOL

Remmy

use enough gun!We all know what those little furballs are capable of.











Stay safe out there guys!

chem

Ivan, the badgers at the bottom of my field seem to be organising themselves into a terrorist cell. I cant be sure what revolutionary tactics they plan to use against me yet but I have noticed a lot of night time manoeuvres lately. What do you recommend as my next course of action?

I was thinking shock and awe tactics involving napalm and air support. Will this action cause much damage to the hedgerow?

Thanks in advance.

Jonty

chem wrote: »

I was thinking shock and awe tactics involving napalm and air support. Will this action cause much damage to the hedgerow?

Thanks in advance.

Acceptable collateral damage.

ivanthehunter

chem wrote: »

Ivan, the badgers at the bottom of my field seem to be organising themselves into a terrorist cell. I cant be sure what revolutionary tactics they plan to use against me yet but I have noticed a lot of night time manoeuvres lately. What do you recommend as my next course of action?

I was thinking shock and awe tactics involving napalm and air support. Will this action cause much damage to the hedgerow?

Thanks in advance.

GATHER UP SOME DRY YEW LEAVES AND MIX IT WITH SOME DOG FOOD.. TRY EATING IT YOURSELF FIRST

maglite

ivanthehunter wrote: »

GATHER UP SOME DRY YEW LEAVES AND MIX IT WITH SOME DOG FOOD.. TRY EATING IT YOURSELF FIRST

what flavour,


beef with a side of 50cal

or rabbit alla bow

Our man in Havana

Hillarious lads! Keep them coming.

It wasn't me!

To be honest lads, he's been warned to stop trying to subvert the laws, and as annoying as it's been, I don't think attacking him en masse looks very good.

thehair

It wasn't me! wrote: »

To be honest lads, he's been warned to stop trying to subvert the laws, and as annoying as it's been, I don't think attacking him en masse looks very good.

i can not help it. put one target in a field 100 hunters say. how many will hit the target.:D

ivanthehunter

It wasn't me! wrote: »

To be honest lads, he's been warned to stop trying to subvert the laws, and as annoying as it's been, I don't think attacking him en masse looks very good.

This is what they call good sport:)

It wasn't me!

Not defending you mate. The questions have been rather tiresome, but I don't think this is the right way to do things either. I suggest you start showing a little bit more respect for the law, treat is as a good guideline, rather than some burden you have to live your life with, ask sensible questions (and for what it's worth, I think some of the closer to reasonable questions have been lost in a tirade of abuse), and perhaps adopt a far more personable approach, and you may find the folk around here decidedly more helpful. No-one likes what almost amounts to complaining, trying to subvert and twist the laws, as if you wish they didn't apply to you, so straighten up, fly right and it'll be fine.

ivanthehunter

look i know better than most now what the lads here are really like:D
They,er all straight shooters:) you know,, a real good bunch that stick by there guns to the end ( sorry for the pun) But it was a lol even for me..:D

It wasn't me!

Just keep it above board from now on. If you want information on subverting the laws, don't look for it here.

bitemybanger

I forgive you Ivan:D Your a funny guy:cool:

DeVore

No more controversial threads (as mentioned in PM).

Sorry I wasnt around to deal with this but I had my knee op'ed today and was unconscious for most of the day.

If I was a horse, you'd shoot me. (most of you actually would!)

DeV.

ivanthehunter

Dont think i could have come up with much more:) I.ll leave the gas chamber method of attack on the back burner:p

bob lee swagger

http://www.boards.ie/vbulletin/showthread.php?t=2055234226

hes grand now

hes found a new place to hang out....