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Is blowing into another womans...

  • 05-02-2008 7:45pm
    #1
    Dun laoire
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,687 ✭✭✭


    nintendo ds lite cheating??

    Well thats how my Sharon sees it. I was sittin there with left leg cocked over the couch (very comfortable manly position) minding my own business and playing with the ds. Anybody that has the ds will know the game i'm talking about. It's the mario game where you have to blow into it to make yoshi excel into the air with the balloons. So there i was blowing away and in walks my Sharon running amok. You see it was my Sharons sisters Ds. Sharon has a way of saying things that make her right. She says "How would you like if i blew your brothers"? I'm fuking confused now. I agreed i shouldnt have blew her sisters ds and when things finally calmed down i went for a pint. Some of you may know this trick but when i was in the Pub my mate Mick loves the auld tricks. He taught me how to slice a banana in it's skin. Do you wanna know how it's done??


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  • #2
    Saskia
    Closed Accounts Posts: 255 ✭✭Saskia


    :(


  • #3
    monkeyfudge
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    Is that you, Grandpa Simpson?


  • #4
    Mr. CooL ICE
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 17,708 ✭✭✭✭Mr. CooL ICE


    Has the potential to be funny, but nowhere near worthy of its own thread


  • #5
    [Deleted User]
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    monkeyfudge wrote: »
    Is that you, Grandpa Simpson?

    Old Grandma, she aint what she used to be. Aint what she used to be. Aint what she used to be.


  • #6
    Mr. Bones
    Closed Accounts Posts: 62 ✭✭Mr. Bones


    Dun laoire wrote: »
    I'm fuking confused now.

    ...me too...:confused:


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  • #7
    Username!
    Closed Accounts Posts: 399 ✭✭Username!


    Mr. Bones wrote: »
    ...me too...:confused:
    Me three...


  • #8
    [Deleted User]
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    Username! wrote: »
    Me three...

    Me Four.


  • #9
    Futurism
    Closed Accounts Posts: 553 ✭✭✭Futurism


    He's cool.


  • #10
    Dun laoire
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,687 ✭✭✭Dun laoire


    It's actually very easy. Still though, i was very impressed. Are we talking about the banana or the thread in Martin cahill?


  • #11
    Saskia
    Closed Accounts Posts: 255 ✭✭Saskia


    Where is crazy Terry and his padlocks of doom? :(


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  • #12
    Dun laoire
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,687 ✭✭✭Dun laoire


    Saskia wrote: »
    Where is crazy Terry and his padlocks of doom? :(

    Would ye give over woman ;)


  • #13
    120_Minutes
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,706 ✭✭✭120_Minutes


    Dun laoire wrote: »
    nintendo ds lite cheating??

    Well thats how my Sharon sees it. I was sittin there with left leg cocked over the couch (very comfortable manly position) minding my own business and playing with the ds. Anybody that has the ds will know the game i'm talking about. It's the mario game where you have to blow into it to make yoshi excel into the air with the balloons. So there i was blowing away and in walks my Sharon running amok. You see it was my Sharons sisters Ds. Sharon has a way of saying things that make her right. She says "How would you like if i blew your brothers"? I'm fuking confused now. I agreed i shouldnt have blew her sisters ds and when things finally calmed down i went for a pint. Some of you may know this trick but when i was in the Pub my mate Mick loves the auld tricks. He taught me how to slice a banana in it's skin. Do you wanna know how it's done??

    can she blow me? sounds like you're easily confused and she needs a real man.


    i was never confused. and i know how to slice a banana in its skin.

    so in answer to your question, No.


  • #14
    Jimbo
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,379 ✭✭✭Jimbo


    Someone can't hold his drink by the looks of things.

    Better go to bed Dun before you do yourself a mischief


  • #15
    Dun laoire
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,687 ✭✭✭Dun laoire


    120_Minutes wrote: »
    can she blow me? sounds like you're easily confused and she needs a real man.


    i was never confused. and i know how to slice a banana in its skin.

    so in answer to your question, No.

    You could be well right there lad. My brother doesnt even have a DS


  • #16
    Cunny-Funt
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,748 ✭✭✭Cunny-Funt


    I lol'd ^


  • #17
    Sherifu
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 17,727 ✭✭✭✭Sherifu


    They should make some game to tell you when you've had too much to drink to post. Blow.


  • #18
    Terry
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 26,061 ✭✭✭✭Terry


    Saskia wrote: »
    Where is crazy Terry and his padlocks of doom? :(
    Did you just call me crazy?

    That's it. You just made the list.


    Mr. Bones, BB Code :smilie face:


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