russian roulette

old boy

small african kingdom declared itself a republic, it had no assets of any kind,so it decieded to approach mother russia for help, a warrior was dispatched, he arrived in the middle of winter, and was confined to barracks, had a minder called igor, as they could not leave the barracks the only scource of fun was vodka which the warrior hated, 1 evening he asked igor was there any fun to be had, igor says sure, produced a pistol, removed the bullets, replaced 1, spun the chamber, says to the warrior, are you first or second, the warrior replyed second, igor put the gun to his head pulled the trigger, nothing, he spun the chamber handed the gun to the warrior, says now you, warrior had to put the gun thightly against his head to stop the shaking, pulled the trigger, the only sound her heard, was of him ****ting himself, time passed, russian delegation arrived in africa, including igor, 1 nite he asked warrior what do you do for fun, warrior leads him to a shack, inside were 6 duskey nubile ladies, naked, hands behind their necks, warrior says they have been trained to gtive the best blow job ever, and cannot use their hands, you go first, but,rember one of them is a cannibal

RoyalMarine

lol loved it