Jennifer Lopez

Brian Capture

Would be obliged for your views on this issue.

Karl Hungus

Hell no! Very unattractive bitch.

justsomebloke

No

eh, if I was single I probably would. However my standards would be pretty damn low if I was single

truecrippler

I don't get why people like her. Same with Beyonce... sorry :?.

smashey

No

I'd sleep with it in.

Dudess

Meh, she's probably a kunt but she's very good looking with a great figure.

beerbaron

No

She tastes like Tacos

TerrorFirmer

No

I don't think she's very attractive, but why wouldn't you?

Don1

No

Of course!!!



(plus camera phone, plus phonecall to the Sun, plus happy me!!)

Mikel Jr.

id give her one

Holsten

No, she's not that hot anymore and seems to be a total cow.

Pj!

No!

Sick thread btw.

Xavi6

No

Oh yeah she's horrendous alright :rolleyes:

truecrippler

Nice make-up job. I bet if ya woke up next to her you'd wish you hadn't.

Xavi6

No

truecrippler wrote: »

Nice make-up job. I bet if ya woke up next to her you'd wish you hadn't.

Are you for real? You would say no to Jennifer Lopez? Lol

scruff321

No

yes id lick her from behind with a big smile on my face

Tragedy

No

Big brown smile amirite?

AlmightyCushion

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zfIsJpBP1iM

FlutterinBantam

No

She'd be cleaner than a nuns knickers.

Mr. CooL ICE

No

Yes I would. Then I'd off my load on top her and get sick all over the place and throw her out the front door for being such an idiot

ZENER

No

What an Ass !!? A cushion for tha' pushin ! ! Oh yeah

ZEN

smellslikeshoes

No

I would indeed but always thought she was a bit over rated, theres better looking girls.

Terry

From behind what?

niceirishfella

she's pretty alright, and the answer is yes.:p

kryogen

in the film U-Turn yes, now **** no!!

admiralofthefleet

she has a big hairy j-no and if i had a garden full of mickeys i wouldnt let her look over the wall

Brian Capture

No

Terry wrote: »

From behind what?

Mouth behind her genitals. Her on all fours and your tongue buried in her VULVA.

Morlar

kryogen wrote: »

in the film U-Turn yes, now **** no!!

+1 after that movie though she went downhill like a bullet. I think looks wise she is not the worst but thesedays she just comes across like a spoiled c**t with the personality of a skanger who won the lotto.

Jimbo

No

Yea, that's a tough question alright :rolleyes:


Your all so bloody picky

Jesus Wept

jimbo78 wrote: »

Your all so bloody picky

You're

chris_oc

No

i would do everthing i could to that girl...
dont act like yee all wouldnt!if she came up to ya and and asked you to lick f**kin toes yeed probably do it!!:p

jester77

I would too...














... after about 10 pints, a naggin of scotch, a dirty kebab with lots of garlic and the hottest curry I can find so that my tongue is on fire... oh yeah!!

Harry Bo

No

Never that bothered by to be honest but ya may as well, something to do before the second half of the match begins.

smellslikeshoes

No

chris_oc wrote: »

i would do everthing i could to that girl...
dont act like yee all wouldnt!if she came up to ya and and asked you to lick f**kin toes yeed probably do it!!:p

Your dead right but there are wimmins that are better looking in the world too like, but shes definitely better looking than the average wimmins you see in the local on a Thursday night though.

chris_oc

No

smellslikeshoes wrote: »

Your dead right but there are wimmins that are better looking in the world too like, but shes definitely better looking than the average wimmins you see in the local on a Thursday night though.

fair enough i see what your sayin BUT IMO shes definitely better looking than the average wimmins that ive ever had a sleep over with:rolleyes::p

Catari Jaguar

Oh yea, real hot... Amazing what a tweezers and thousands of dollars of plastic surgery can do for a knackery Latina.

scruff321

No

Lil Kitten wrote: »

Oh yea, real hot... Amazing what a tweezers and thousands of dollars of plastic surgery can do for a knackery Latina.

your just jealous!

Capt'n Midnight

http://www.forbes.com/2007/01/17/richest-women-entertainment-tech-media-cz_lg_richwomen07_0118womenstars_slide_10.html
Net Worth (in $ millions): 110

"ok love if you just sign here, here and um here, now close your eyes"

since it's Hollywood I'd get stunt double to do the dirty work ,

AckwelFoley

No

Id bury myself balls and al in her

Tom Dunne

Brian Capture wrote: »

Mouth behind her genitals. Her on all fours and your tongue buried in her VULVA.

Classy. Real classy.

Brian Capture

No

I read she gave birth to twins on Friday.

So I probably wouldn't want to lick her out at the moment.

FunkZ

No, I would not not lick out her behind, I'd give her a good shaggin' though. I don't think she's great looking at all.

Brian Capture

No

FunkZ wrote: »

No, I would not not lick out her behind, I'd give her a good shaggin' though. I don't think she's great looking at all.

from behind FunkZ

FunkZ

Brian Capture wrote: »

from behind FunkZ

Ahhh, well then yeah I would I suppose, I'd rather Ms Spears though :cool:

Seth Brundle

Brian Capture wrote: »

I read she gave birth to twins on Friday.

So I probably wouldn't want to lick her out at the moment.

Afterbirth is actually quite tasty.

So I'm told!

Capt'n Midnight

kbannon wrote: »

Afterbirth is actually quite tasty.

So I'm told!

Todays word - Placentophagy

http://www.gentlebirth.org/archives/etplcnt2.html

Placenta Cocktail: 1/4 cup raw placenta, 8oz V-8 juice, 2 ice cubes, 1/2 cup carrot. Blend at high speed for 10 seconds

Placenta Lasagne: Use your favorite lasagne recipe and substitute this mixture for one layer of cheese. In 2 tbl. olive oil, quickly saute meat of 3/4 placenta, ground or minced plus 2 sliced cloves of garlic, 1/2 tsp. oregano, 1/2 diced onion & 2 tbl. tomato paste, or 1 whole tomato.

Placenta Spaghetti: Cut meat of 3/4 placenta into bite size pieces, then brown quickly in 1 tbl. butter plus 1 tbl. oil. Then add 1 large can tomato puree, 2 cans crushed pear tomatoes, 1 onion, 2 cloves of garlic, 1 tbl. molasses, 1 bay leaf, 1 tbl. rosemary, 1 tsp. ea. of salt, honey, oregano, basil, and fennel. Simmer 1 1/2 hours.

Placenta Stew: Meat of 3/4 placenta in bite size chunks, 1 potato (cubed), 1/4 cup fresh parsley, 2 carrots, 3 ribs celery, 1 zucchini, 1 large tomato, 1 small onion. Dredge meat in 1 tbl. flour mixed with 1 tsp salt, 1/2 tsp. paprika, pinch of cloves, pinch of pepper, 6-8 crushed coriander seeds. Saute meat in 2 tbl. oil, then add vegetables (cut up) and 4-5 cups of water. Bring to full boil, then simmer for 1 hour.

Placenta Pizza: Grind placenta. Saute in 2 tbl. olive oil with 4 garlic cloves, then add 1/4 tsp fennel, 1/4 tsp. pepper, 1/4 tsp paprika, 1/4 tsp. salt, 1/2 tsp. oregano, 1/4 tsp. thyme, and 1/4 cup of wine. Allow to stand for 30 minutes, then use with your favorite home made pizza recipe. It's a fine placenta sausage topping.

Jesus Wept

That's some wrong sh1t.

Robbo

Enough.