Bizarre Sex dream predicament

KingOfFairview · 22-01-2008 2:03pm #1

Yet again last night I had a dream where a girls was trying to shag me, but I wouldnt let her cause IRL I'm married, this has been the case to me more or less my entire adult life (bar 4 months I've been going with someone since i was 18)... I should be able to F**k who i want in my subconcious!!! Weirdly, the only girl I've dreamt I was banging since i was 18 is Martine McCutcheon... I never say no to her. anyone else find themselves in this frankly ridiculous predicament?

22-01-2008 2:08pm

KingOfFairview wrote: »

Yet again last night I had a dream where a girls was trying to shag me, but I wouldnt let her cause IRL I'm married, this has been the case to me more or less my entire adult life (bar 4 months I've been going with someone since i was 18)... I should be able to F**k who i want in my subconcious!!! Weirdly, the only girl I've dreamt I was banging since i was 18 is Martine McCutcheon... I never say no to her. anyone else find themselves in this frankly ridiculous predicament?

A duck didn't happen to fly away with your penis by chance?

KingOfFairview · 22-01-2008 2:11pm

KaG1888 wrote: »

A duck didn't happen to fly away with your penis by chance?

No.... I always let it go so far and then get cold feet and back out... so ****in irritating

~Rebel~ · 22-01-2008 2:17pm

Hmmm I think you may have the ghey

22-01-2008 2:18pm

If you dont watch the Sopranos you must think I am Gary Glitter after that comment lol

KingOfFairview · 22-01-2008 2:18pm

~Rebel~ wrote: »

Hmmm I think you may have the ghey

I'm married and dream about Banging Martine Mccutcheon so you can discount that

KingOfFairview · 22-01-2008 2:18pm

KaG1888 wrote: »

If you dont watch the Sopranos you must think I am Gary Glitter after that comment lol

I'm just confused, but thats Sorpanos ref sounds vaguely familliar... dont watch it but my mates do

red_ice · 22-01-2008 2:23pm

yea, i always say yea to yor ma in my dreams.

Getting it out of the way peeps..

KingOfFairview · 22-01-2008 2:24pm

red_ice wrote: »

yea, i always say yea to yor ma in my dreams.

Getting it out of the way peeps..

As in like "Yea, a judegement is upon ye, repent heathen"?

listermint · 22-01-2008 2:24pm

might be the ghey? you keep saying no;)

~Rebel~ · 22-01-2008 2:25pm

KingOfFairview wrote: »

I'm married and dream about Banging Martine Mccutcheon so you can discount that

Sounds like an unfortunate position to be in. I hear there are techniques where you can become consciously aware that your dreaming and thus steer it in whatever direction you like. Like a holo-deck in your head. Sounds class but i'm too lazy to try.

KingOfFairview · 22-01-2008 2:25pm

Read the OP again, it contains numerous references to my heterosexuality

KingOfFairview · 22-01-2008 2:26pm

~Rebel~ wrote: »

Sounds like an unfortunate position to be in. I hear there are techniques where you can become consciously aware that your dreaming and thus steer it in whatever direction you like. Like a holo-deck in your head. Sounds class but i'm too lazy to try.

I wouldnt mind but even the Mrs. laughs at me! she dosent care what I do in dreams...

listermint · 22-01-2008 2:29pm

Say yes next time and ask her to bring friends:D problem solved.

Quality · 22-01-2008 3:20pm

OP arent you a little too old for wet dreams?

I am sure the wife would be a bit upset if she was woken up after lying on a soggy wet patch...:p:p:p

KingOfFairview · 22-01-2008 3:22pm

Quality wrote: »

OP arent you a little too old for wet dreams?

I am sure the wife would be a bit upset if she was woken up after lying on a soggy wet patch...:p:p:p

theyre not ****in wet because I almost never get to **** the girl!

Quality · 22-01-2008 3:23pm

KingOfFairview wrote: »

theyre not ****in wet because I almost never get to **** the girl!

Thats because you are too Friggin old for them!!

KingOfFairview · 22-01-2008 3:25pm

Quality wrote: »

Thats because you are too Friggin old for them!!

i dont think youre ever too old for them... technically, priests and Cliff richard should be having them regularly

Quality · 22-01-2008 3:27pm

Maybe its a form of viagra... Once it gets you up... Your supposed to use it on your wife...

KingOfFairview · 22-01-2008 3:28pm

Quality wrote: »

Maybe its a form of viagra... Once it gets you up... Your supposed to use it on your wife...

I do, dont worry... I'm not selfish

Quality · 22-01-2008 3:33pm

Well then everyone is a winner, You get your hole and Your wife gets hers....

KingOfFairview · 22-01-2008 3:35pm

Quality wrote: »

Well then everyone is a winner, You get your hole and Your wife gets hers....

Correction: I get both her holes

beans · 22-01-2008 3:36pm

Ahem... last night I dreamed that I was sexually assaulted by an elderly Punjabi woman in full Sari getup, in a public toilet.

This evening I'm going to hang out down the local Indian in my mac

justsomebloke · 22-01-2008 3:37pm

well next time you are having one about Martine McCutcheon why don't you let her know that she can bring a friend and then after a while drop Martine McCutcheon and just have dreams about the other one.

That or tell your wife, she may find it in some way endearing that you can't even cheat on her in your dreams

Quality · 22-01-2008 3:39pm

KingOfFairview wrote: »

Correction: I get both her holes

Lucky you...

KingOfFairview · 22-01-2008 3:40pm

Quality wrote: »

Lucky you...

Or lucky her, to put it another way

Hellm0 · 22-01-2008 3:44pm

dude I've had FAaaaaar stranger sexually natured dreams, its nothing to worry about.

KingOfFairview · 22-01-2008 3:45pm

Hellm0 wrote: »

dude I've had FAaaaaar stranger sexually natured dreams, its nothing to worry about.

well dish

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