how do I stop the pain?

Sir Digby Chicken Caesar

I wasn't even that drunk last night, but I am dieing today. My head is aching, my arse is on fire and my stomach won't stop making weird noises.

help me...

patrickc

Mordeth wrote: »

I wasn't even that drunk last night, but I am dieing today. My head is aching, my arse is on fire and my stomach won't stop making weird noises.

help me...

motillium x 2, anadin extra x 2 and more drink

Degsy

Mordeth wrote: »

I wasn't even that drunk last night, but I am dieing today. My head is aching, my arse is on fire and my stomach won't stop making weird noises.

help me...

No..if you werent drunk you're deserving of no sympathy.Try the knitting forum.

Sir Digby Chicken Caesar

I will destroy you.... when I'm not feeling quite so delicate.

RxQueen

i hear ya, im the same bar the arse thing, just add the sever so sore feet.

for the stomach im going to eat someting, head take a pandol and for the feet slippers, try that but may a cushion for your arse instead of slippers

if all this fail im afraid were fcuked

pid()

Mordypants, read this http://boards.ie/vbulletin/showpost.php?p=54738557&postcount=19

Sir Digby Chicken Caesar

yeah.. I was thinking about having a beer alright

toast does sound awesome... i might sip at a can of heineken

good man yourself

pid()

No problemo.

ruthiedv

You must've had what my Da would call "an iffy pint".

trout

Pain is just weakness leaving your body. Ignore it. Have a pint. :rolleyes:

yabadabado

my da used to always say to me the next morning if i was dying ,when i started drinking first"was it one bad pint or one too many"
the only job is to nurse a pint no matter how bad u feel it will stop the shakes/headache and will help u eat a bit

gillyfromlyre

brandy and grapefruit, I swear tis great, my uncle mossy claims it could cleanse the world

citytillidie

Why does every one blame the pints.

If you had anything to eat on the way home it could have been that or even worse eating bar nuts from a basket

RobbieTheRobber

citytillidie wrote: »

Why does every one blame the pints.

If you had anything to eat on the way home it could have been that or even worse eating bar nuts from a basket

surely no one eats nuts from a basket on a bar :eek:

citytillidie

RobbieTheRobber wrote: »

surely no one eats nuts from a basket on a bar :eek:

You never know there is a pub here on a friday evening will leave basket of chips out on each table, if i am in it i would never ever eat from it but there is a very high number who do

RobbieTheRobber

citytillidie wrote: »

You never know there is a pub here on a friday evening will leave basket of chips out on each table, if i am in it i would never ever eat from it but there is a very high number who do

Ah yeah I'll the free chips when they send out a fresh basket to me and sausages too but nuts in a basket that just sit there :eek::eek: no no no

Archeron

gillyfromlyre wrote: »

brandy and grapefruit, I swear tis great, my uncle mossy claims it could cleanse the world

And Mr Proper claims it can clean baths, tiles and toilet bowls.
Actually, if the OP's arse is in that much of a state, maybe this would come in handy.

old boy

ur a man grin an bear it, otherwise off over to the girly forum they dish out stuff there every month