So whos drunk? Its been christmas for 61 minutes, whats taking you so long?

TPD

Ramble ramble ramble. 1 week ban.


Anyone else go out drinking for xmas eve, only to be turfed out of the bar at 11:59? Damn annoying.

Merry Christmas. (fúck political correctness) (right up the árse) (wooo)

Statso

Been dribnking all day solid. Im already hfairly drunk!

projectmayhem

i've had a few. came home and it seems i forgot to turn off the computer. lucky boards!

Dudess

No drinks here til Stephen's Day. I prefer to drive round to various people Christmas Eve/Day. Yeah I know, I'm a loser.

ronano

i cant muster the will to drink,there are bulmers cans downstairs yet i reach for the coke. I d like some southern comfort and coke because im a girl like that hush you boards

TPD

Luckily I've booze at the house so I can keep my buzz going well through my sleep phaze and into the morning. Nothing like playing with toys while drunk.

^^ gotta say I'm partial to the SoCo and coke myself. (I was near americans this summer)

Mr. CooL ICE

Mildly drunk. Had a few pints of heineken, and some leftover pints of bud were put in front of me. I decided not to drink 'thaT ****E'. MANAGED TO FIND A CHIPPER IN THIS SMALL TOWN OF LESS THAN 4000 TGHAT WAS OPEN, LET ALONE DID GARKLIC AND CHEESE CHIPS, BUT I FOUND ONE. yIPPEE FOR ME!!!

Cathmandooo

been boozing all evening, not drunk tho, I think that's a bad sign that I've become immune

Merry Christmas all!

TPD

LordChessington wrote: »

Mildly drunk. Had a few pints of heineken, and some leftover pints of bud were put in front of me. I decided not to drink 'thaT ****E'. MANAGED TO FIND A CHIPPER IN THIS SMALL TOWN OF LESS THAN 4000 TGHAT WAS OPEN, LET ALONE DID GARKLIC AND CHEESE CHIPS, BUT I FOUND ONE. yIPPEE FOR ME!!!

Acidently hit caps lock some?

Fúck id love some garlic chips right about now

Gran Hermano

So far this eve I've imbibed 3/4 quarters of a bottle of Cuba's finest rum

Feliz Navidad !!!

Gator

Pissed outa me face....savage

Wertz

Well after a drink fueled w/e (xmas party friday ,recovery session sunday) I woke up with the makings of a f*cking headcold this morning which has developed over the day into a right bastard. So I'm downing the paracetamols and dispirins, sucking Lockets and trying to keep warm with lots of tea....might have a few hot whiskeys tomorrow but I had some driving to do tonight so I just stayed off it all. Cold beer just doesn't do it for me when I have a headcold. Stupid poxy germs...

Creamy Goodness

not drunk but have had a few JD's nice thing about christmas is you get thoughtful gifts .

on an ordinary night i would make a sizeable dent into the 2litre botte but i'm just god damn too bored to be bothered.

hiscan

drunkish couldave stayed longer but decided ti go home merry christmas everybody

masseyno9

LordChessington wrote: »

Mildly drunk. Had a few pints of heineken, and some leftover pints of bud were put in front of me. I decided not to drink 'thaT ****E'. MANAGED TO FIND A CHIPPER IN THIS SMALL TOWN OF LESS THAN 4000 TGHAT WAS OPEN, LET ALONE DID GARKLIC AND CHEESE CHIPS, BUT I FOUND ONE. yIPPEE FOR ME!!!

Ah yes, caps lock beside the 'A,' notably the 'a' in "thaT." Hate it when that happens!
Although I do admire your effort at pressing shift to get a capital Y for yippee, only to be deceived by your caps lock! Good show, an A for effort anyway!

Also, you probably noticed all the caps before posting but said, in true semi-drunk fashion, "sure fcuk it, they'll know what i mean!"

Naos

Had a few drinks throughout the day, not drunk though.

Bar sucked tonight, packed out & music blaring for no apparent reason.
It's not a nightclub, but the decibel levels were similar to one.

TPD

masseyno9 wrote: »

Ah yes, caps lock beside the 'A,' notably the 'a' in "thaT." Hate it when that happens!
Although I do admire your effort at pressing shift to get a capital Y for yippee, only to be deceived by your caps lock! Good show, an A for effort anyway!

Also, you probably noticed all the caps before posting but said, in true semi-drunk fashion, "sure fcuk it, they'll know what i mean!"

Oi! I pointed out their drunken accident first!



^trying my best to appear slightly sober

AlmightyCushion

I had a few bottles earlier but I'm still sober.

TPD

AlmightyCushion wrote: »

I had a few bottles earlier but I'm still sober.

Have some more! Wooo!

*takes off t-shirt to a less than appreciative audience*

ShaneU

i couldnt be more drunk if i tried, proud i'm actually able to type this.

masseyno9

TPD wrote: »

Oi! I pointed out their drunken accident first!



^trying my best to appear slightly sober

I apologise if it appeared as though i was stealing your thunder, I was merely explaining it clearly for our more inebriated readers

AlmightyCushion

TPD wrote: »

Have some more! Wooo!

*takes off t-shirt to a less than appreciative audience*

The rest of them might not appreciate it but I do. Keep dancing.

Rb

I've had a few drinks but am nowhere near drunk. Had a nice night though.

Giblet

iv ben drin,kog since 3 days proior an di got chep nkocnoff vokda that is doing ther stuff for me noiw. 25 a bottle? you m,ust be mad? 2l of the stuff man not to mentiom the drugs man, the drugbs

J.S. Pill

I'm stinkin drunk!!

J.S. Pill

Drunkennness is the only thing that makes me forget about all the horrible things that are happening in the world, like the Iraq war and Katie Melua

BanzaiBk

My hands are warkm..,yep vodka ftwtbhqh:D

Rb

Giblet wrote: »

iv ben drin,kog since 3 days proior an di got chep nkocnoff vokda that is doing ther stuff for me noiw. 25 a bottle? you m,ust be mad? 2l of the stuff man not to mentiom the drugs man, the drugbs

You should post your phone number again and see what happens.

J.S. Pill wrote: »

Drunkennness is the only thing that makes me forget about all the horrible things that are happening in the world, like the Iraq war and Katie Melua

If you managed to string this sentence together, quite well also, then you are not drunk enough by a long, long shot.
Plz PM Terry for advice on how to kick it up a notch, or perhaps try to get Giblets phone number for advice on mixing drugs and drink to have a good time.

Giblet

08poopoopoo

l3LoWnA

Sober


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l3LoWnA

Giblet wrote: »

08poopoopoo

Is that yore ma?

Giblet

Giblet wrote: »

08poopoopoo

Absolute mess;)

TPD

Giblet wrote: »

08poopoopoo

Tried ringing but ive no credit

Fremen

Ramble ramble ramble. 1 week ban.

Brilliant, gave me a laugh

Guy:Incognito

Me Me , pick me coach, I got hoop dreams.

J.S. Pill

rb_ie wrote: »

If you managed to string this sentence together, quite well also, then you are not drunk enough by a long, long shot.

Maybe I'm a very elegant drunk

Giblet

Ahhj noone1 ringed me

Rb

Giblet wrote: »

Ahhj noone1 ringed me

I tried and it went straight to voicemail?

Giblet

hrmrm wiefrd

l3LoWnA

rb_ie wrote: »

I tried and it went straight to voicemail?

You were too slow, I was already there! :eek:

Thanks Giblet, you/that was great

leninbenjamin

lolwtfkthnxbai!?!

Giblet

OF course ive never hreard a girl scream so many times before in sheer pleasure, i've gotten to 2 hours before but not 5

Giblet

Maybe

l3LoWnA

Good night you crowd of drunken munkys!

Cherry Mristmas!

TPD

I'm currently on my pint of water before bed. I think this'll be the last you'll hear of me tonight boards members!

That was unintelligible before the drunked editing.

Fremen

I kinda need to pee

Giblet

Ah, a frightened child ring-ed. Not a syllable was uttered.

Giblet

Giblet does not say hi, unless, I was talking to myself... Was I?


Oh shi

J.S. Pill

ho ho ho - I'm ****faced...merry christmas everyone

pornstar IRL

Morning all veryvery d
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NukeD4

merry fishmas


ninja biscuits ichiban!!!