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rocky25 · 2007-12-21 00:40:11

A man is in a queue at Tesco and sees this busty blonde staring at him. He can't believe she is staring at him, and then she starts waving. 'Excuse me do I know you?' he asks. 'Yes I think you are the father of one of my kids' she says. The man thinks back and remembers his one act of infidelity and says '****ing hell are…

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A man is in a queue at Tesco and sees this busty blonde staring at him.
He can't believe she is staring at him, and then she starts waving.

'Excuse me do I know you?' he asks.
'Yes I think you are the father of one of my kids' she says.

The man thinks back and remembers his one act of infidelity and says '****ing hell are you the bird I shagged on me stag do, whilst your mate whipped me and your other mate stuck a brush up my arse?'

'No' she replies 'I'm your son's English teacher!'

I said to the wife, 'I thought I saw your name on a loaf of bread today, but when I looked again it said 'Thick Cut' '

what’s the difference between Harold Shipman and Tony Blair?

Shipman actually did something about NHS waiting lists.

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