Thai Brides

Quality

So would any of youse go for a thai bride in the future.

Just watching that girlfriend for sale programme?

Whats your opinion lads>?

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Some of them there Thai wimmins aren't wimmins at all.

Zaph

From what I've seen Thai wimmins don't appear to age to well, so I'll pass thanks.

smashey

Me love you long time.

John Mason

sure why not

Lands Leaving

Ah no, Irish wimmins are plenty good.

If I was going foreign she'd be french, and wear a beret, and red shoes, and eat croissants and pains au chocolat and read poetry and existential literature and dance when no music is playing and we'd drink cheap wine together in bed all day.

I love you french imaginary lady

DundalkDuffman

A neighbour of mine has one! Divorced from his Irish wife about 7 years ago and got married this year to a Thai bride! He is in his late thirties, its the talk of the town so it is:D

The Hill Billy

DesF wrote: »

Some of them there Thai wimmins aren't wimmins at all.

Just flip them over.

shrapnel222

Lands Leaving wrote: »

Ah no, Irish wimmins are plenty good.

If I was going foreign she'd be french, and wear a beret, and red shoes, and eat croissants and pains au chocolat and read poetry and existential literature and dance when no music is playing and we'd drink cheap wine together in bed all day.

I love you french imaginary lady

apart from the poetry and existential litt, you've just described my wife:p. one more thing though, she doesn't drink cheap wine, only champagne

H.O.T.A.S.

I would but I don't want to be hit with the customs charges

Tom Dunne

Russian brides, ftw.

Fratton Fred

My mate is married to a Thai girl. She is a pain in the arse but a great cook.

Trouble is, she (and from what I can gather all her Thai friends are the same) loves the old casino, it's like a drug to her.

Still, she is a great cook;)

Fratton Fred

tom dunne wrote: »

Russian brides, ftw.

Poland looks like a great place to be, unless all the hotties are over here

dlofnep

tom dunne wrote: »

Russian brides, ftw.

In mother Russia, you are bride!

Robbo

H.O.T.A.S. wrote: »

I would but I don't want to be hit with the customs charges

Nothing worse than getting a note saying you owe an extra few quid on her and then finding that An Post have opened her up already...

johnnyskeleton

I wonder if a irish guy falls in love etc with a thai, chinese etc girl living in ireland, they get married and it's all perfectly normal and legit, do people tend to assume that she is a thai/chinese mail order bride?

Can you get mail order Irish brides that are C.O.D so you can toss them back fairly easily?

i71jskz5xu42pb

Lands Leaving wrote: »

If I was going foreign she'd be french, and wear a beret, and red shoes

She'd catch a chill with just a beret and red shoes. Put an Aran geansaí on the wedding list ....

Fratton Fred

Lands Leaving wrote: »

Ah no, Irish wimmins are plenty good.

If I was going foreign she'd be french, and wear a beret, and red shoes, and eat croissants and pains au chocolat and read poetry and existential literature and dance when no music is playing and we'd drink cheap wine together in bed all day.

I love you french imaginary lady

you'd have to teach her to use a razor though. Hairy armpits really ruin that whole (very nice) image.

shrapnel222

johnnyskeleton wrote: »

Can you get mail order Irish brides that are C.O.D so you can toss them back fairly easily?

do they come with a guinness glass and a couple of guinness vouchers? or beer goggles for that matter?

Robbo

shrapnel222 wrote: »

do they come with a guinness glass and a couple of guinness vouchers? or beer goggles for that matter?

The Guinness Poke Her Set?

barneysplash

A word of warning...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=msQ0wgE5PyQ

Gillo

Damn, impulsive purchase's, I'm drunk & I got paid today. I figured "Yeah why not" and voted yes.

Why don't Argos sell them with a 16 day money back offer.

zaph

zaph wrote: »

From what I've seen Thai wimmins don't appear to age to well, so I'll pass thanks.

My 25 year old nephew recently married one (love not mail order) she's 20 years younger than me and her mother is the same age but looks older than MY mother!

Blitzkrieger

Lol @ that program on C4 during the week. She picks the least desperate guy off the list and sends him an email saying she loves him, she has two kids and he should come to some back-water in Thailand to meet her. She then has no idea why he doesn't respond.

Was it just me or did she have a serious Jekyl and Hyde thing going on too? When she was dolled up she looked fantastic but in the day to day shots she looked like Mother Theresa.

Capt'n Midnight

SligoBrewer

ah lads.. no way.

My Irish wimmenz is fine..:)

trout

mrs trout told me to vote "no" as this type of sordid behaviour objectified wimmins and people who support or condone this activity are treating the wimmins as commodities who will rot in the divil's ass for all eternity

Hark at mrs trout and her fancy words ... comes from having an educ-ma-cay-shun

smashey

trout wrote: »

mrs trout told me to vote "no" as this type of sordid behaviour objectified wimmins and people who support or condone this activity are treating the wimmins as commodities who will rot in the divil's ass for all eternity

Hark at mrs trout and her fancy words ... comes from having an educ-ma-cay-shun

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SjxY9rZwNGU

johnnyskeleton

Deleted User wrote: »

My 25 year old nephew recently married one (love not mail order) she's 20 years younger than me and her mother is the same age but looks older than MY mother!

Her mother is same age as her? What a magical land of whimsey and wonder that Thailand is.

Nightwish

Theres a guy who works in the local hospital bought a Thai bride. He creeps most of the staff out as he's a bit odd. I really feel sorry for the poor girl.

Capt'n Midnight

Nightwish wrote: »

Theres a guy who works in the local hospital bought a Thai bride. He creeps most of the staff out as he's a bit odd. I really feel sorry for the poor girl.

She's now got citizenship and 50% of his worldly goods. And is she gets a divorce in another EU country she might not have to wait 5 years. How long does a Thai divorce take ?

Or maybe she likes him.

Nightwish

True. Maybe she does like him. Many girls are into overweight 50+ 's who wear a bluetooth headset 24/7

Capt'n Midnight

is there much of an age difference ?

Pigman II

Problem with this is
(1) most thai women are ugly and
(2) men who married them are automatically branded as losers who had to buy a wife.

Nightwish

Capt'n Midnight wrote: »

is there much of an age difference ?

He's mid 50's and she's 26.

Capt'n Midnight

demanufactured

An Older lad i work with married a philipino recently , hes 48 and shes 20 , hes a bit of a dope though , gullible old fool type.

JIZZLORD

who wants to buy my sisters?

SligoBrewer

JIZZLORD wrote: »

who wants to buy my sisters?

pics?

how much?

are they trained, ie.can they cook?

Yee they are very well triained and are very good cooks, have had a number of excelandly good meals from my nephews wife (ps I'm druynk)

SligoBrewer

Deleted User wrote: »

Yee they are very well triained and are very good cooks, have had a number of excelandly good meals from my nephews wife (ps I'm druynk)

wahey!!!:D:D

SligoBrewer

SligoBrewer wrote: »

wahey!!!:D:D

well spotedss!!!

Blitzkrieger

Like steel and oil we'll soon be competing with the Chinese for Thai brides. They've been murdering baby girls for so long there's no wives left for them. Being married enhances your social standing and it's not unusual for parents to marry their dead sons to dead girls. A particularly pretty corpse is worth money - who knew?

The specific story I read was fit for lolocaust...

JIZZLORD

SligoBrewer wrote: »

pics?

how much?

are they trained, ie.can they cook?

1 fattened calf, or 3 goats.

Capt'n Midnight

Blitzkrieger wrote: »

Being married enhances your social standing and it's not unusual for parents to marry their dead sons to dead girls. A particularly pretty corpse is worth money - who knew?

cool

me wanders down to the graveyard with a notepad, then off to get the birth certs

just doing my bit to re-adjust the trade imbalance between our countries

decokiernan

Not unlike the inbreeding that takes place outside the pale. This thread is a classic example of why Ireland is viewed as a background racist country.

Funny post in it talking about going out to Thailand to some back water to see a girl. Imagine how the thai girl would feel coming from a beautiful country to some back water in Ireland.

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ZOMG!!!!!1111iner

ZOMBIE THREAD!

Tom Dunne

decokiernan wrote: »

Not unlike the inbreeding that takes place outside the pale. This thread is a classic example of why Ireland is viewed as a background racist country.

Funny post in it talking about going out to Thailand to some back water to see a girl. Imagine how the thai girl would feel coming from a beautiful country to some back water in Ireland.

Oh, seriously lads, this is possibly the post of the year.

Don't hold back on this one. Give the newbie and his enlightened opinions the attention he deserves.

Brother trout? Are you listening?

Maple

decokiernan wrote: »

Not unlike the inbreeding that takes place outside the pale. This thread is a classic example of why Ireland is viewed as a background racist country.

Funny post in it talking about going out to Thailand to some back water to see a girl. Imagine how the thai girl would feel coming from a beautiful country to some back water in Ireland.

Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz someone wake me up when the troll has gone.

silverstealth

Nightwish wrote: »

He's mid 50's and she's 26.

Thats desperation... me love you long time for a visa, oh and £200 a month sent back home to pay for a couple of paddy fields..

silverstealth

Capt'n Midnight wrote: »

cool

me wanders down to the graveyard with a notepad, then off to get the birth certs

just doing my bit to re-adjust the trade imbalance between our countries

:D