Lily Allen: wouldja?

KingOfFairview

http://www.fashionista.com/images/entries/lily-allen.jpg

I would, in a heartbeat. but not many agree with me. thoughts?

smashey

Well, she has a pulse so that's a good starting point.

Mr. Incognito

Wouldn't touch her, not even with yours.

Pigman II

I sure would. And after I had ripped her vocal cords out I'd make a nice stir fry dinner with them.

Riesen_Meal

I would absolutely, without a doubt, kick the crease off her.....



Damn!

KingOfFairview

Fieldog wrote: »

I would absolutely, without a doubt, kick the crease off her.....



Damn!

Good fo' you! If you had to choose between her and Charlotte Church?

ScumLord

Go on so, where is she?

Riesen_Meal

Ooh Charlotte Church is a beefy dish, she'd get it aswell, decisions, decisions!

Id say Charlotte Church would prob win hands down, just for the durtyness of her, id say she's a dirty mare in the sack aswell.....

KingOfFairview

Fieldog wrote: »

Ooh Charlotte Church is a beefy dish, she'd get it aswell, decisions, decisions!

Id say Charlotte Church would prob win hands down, just for the durtyness of her, id say she's a dirty mare in the sack aswell.....

Hear hear. I'd crawl over a barrelfull of broken glass just to stick matches in Kimberly Walshs' ****, but

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Lily Allen : Yes
Charlotte Church : Yes
Kimberley Walsh : Yes
Fizz from Corrie : Yes

jameshayes

I used to like charlotte church but i'm recently converted to Catherine Jenkins

Riesen_Meal

Id like to stick my balls up Kimberly Walshes arse aswell, not my cock mind you, just my balls....

Pigman II

DesF wrote: »

Lily Allen : Yes
Charlotte Church : Yes
Kimberley Walsh : Yes
Fizz from Corrie : Yes

Not too picky are ya?

Fajitas!

Yes.

KingOfFairview

Fieldog wrote: »

Id like to stick my balls up Kimberly Walshes arse aswell, not my cock mind you, just my balls....

I'd love to bellow bible passages at her while she worked a wet chisel up my arse and a three legged dog licked patio conrete off her little toe and a **** taxi driver from Dorset St with dried egg on his tank top looked on in despair

LadyJ

Lily Allen? If I had a bag of mickeys I wouldn't give her one!

tman

jameshayes wrote: »

I used to like charlotte church but i'm recently converted to Catherine Jenkins

She's scary looking... and dirty looking too...
definitely would!

Wouldn't say no to Lilly or Charlotte either, beggars can't be choosers and all that...

From behind. With a pair of breasts selotaped to her back and a picture of Angelina Jolie stapled to the back of her head.

Now her though, thats a different story.

Yum.

Anti

She looks far to much like her auld fella. Plus she comes across as a complete tramp. So thats a No for me.

And fizz for corrie... GTFO man !

KingOfFairview

Sarah from same difference.... while she was crying (but had given consent)....

KingOfFairview

Deleted User wrote: »

Now her though, thats a different story.

Not for me... looks like shed be hard like a solid side of beef

Giblet

Fizz? ****ing Fizz? Jesus no!

Rosie man!

I'd tear it inta lily and charolette

Pigman II

KingOfFairview wrote: »

Sarah from same difference.... while she was crying (but had given consent)....

Agreed! I do her just to see the delicious look of fear on her face.

KingOfFairview

Pigman II wrote: »

Agreed! I do her just to see the delicious look of fear on her face.

but not with Sean watching. Well, maybe.... and I think I'd tell her "Its gonna be alright, it's gonna be alright"... (shed be crying about the bullying)

zuutroy

Charlotte Church...Lord no, she's a f#$%^#$ headwreckin muppet. That one who sings the anthem at the Welsh rugby games is nice.

KingOfFairview

KingOfFairview wrote: »

http://www.fashionista.com/images/entries/lily-allen.jpg

I would, in a heartbeat. but not many agree with me. thoughts?

I'd investigate her growler for sure.

Mossy Monk

Yes I would.

Jigsaw

http://curvature.files.wordpress.com/2007/05/lily-allen-5.jpg

..........so no I wouldn't.

phasers

hell no

MikeHoncho

I would open Lilly Allen up like a christmas present. I think she is ****ing fine. Any of the naysayers in here would probably fall all over her if she walked into the room.

Masada

charlotte church? i would kiss her under anesthetic let alond misletoe.,
lilly allen aint to much better though.,

littlebitdull

I would ... so long as my husband got to watch.

kevmy

Charlotte definitely. Better me than that tanned talentless tit shes with now.

Lily yeah. She's lost about a stone lately so yeah defo

GerryRyan

Given a toss up between her and Amy Winehouse - just to put things into perspective. Yes I would.

GerryRyan

DesF wrote: »

Lily Allen : Yes
Charlotte Church : Yes
Kimberley Walsh : Yes
Fizz from Corrie : Yes

Aw man - NO

TerrorFirmer

Jigsaw wrote: »

http://curvature.files.wordpress.com/2007/05/lily-allen-5.jpg

..........so no I wouldn't.

I was going to say yes but...

WoollyRedHat

I would for Kate Nash. I would love to work on her foundations!

ejmaztec

Lily Allen would write a song giving your full name, address and phone number in the first verse and the chorus would be telling the world that you're hung like a vole. Or, so I'm told.

KingOfFairview

ejmaztec wrote: »

Lily Allen would write a song giving your full name, address and phone number in the first verse and the chorus would be telling the world that you're hung like a vole. Or, so I'm told.

whats a vole/how big is its wigglestick?

lilly allen - no thanks.
charlotte church - on a scale from 1 to 10? id give her one:D

Anti

Charlotte church.


All i can say is http://www.mymp4clips.com/images/glen_quagmire.jpg

ejmaztec

KingOfFairview wrote: »

whats a vole/how big is its wigglestick?

A smaller acquaintance of a mouse.

Never had the need to measure the wigglestick.

Raekwon

Of course I would.

Clicky!

Xavi6

Not a hope of me touching that knacker Allen. Bet down piece of filth who sings sh1te bubblegum pop in a cockney accent. She does my f*ckin head in.

In summary, no not a chance.

KingOfFairview

I'm somewhat of a connesuir of big arses and small>medium tits, so she hits all the right spots for me

bennyx_o

Of course, and I wouldn't say no to Charlotte Church either.

ejmaztec

Charlotte would steal your beer while your mind was on other things.

MrJoeSoap

Twice

TerrorFirmer

Raekwon wrote: »

Of course I would.

Clicky!

Ah, that's won me over

Not even if she had a paper bag over he head and her her mouth sewn shut. The mere thought of her naked makes me throw up in my mouth a little.

MagicMarker

I saw Lilly on tv doing that gig in wembley for Princess Di thing a few months back. She looked absolutely stunning tbh, high heels a short flowy dress, she had awesome legs. So, erm. Yeah i would.

As for CC, hell yeah!!