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Man Joke

  • 17-12-2007 4:43pm
    #1
    rocky25
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    A woman sat on a plane heading for New York, when the pilot announces that because of difficulties with the plane's engines, he must make an emergency landing.

    The woman, fearing that this may be the end of her life looks over to a man sitting next to her and rips her shirt and bra off, and throws herself on him. "Make me feel like a woman again!" she screamed.

    So the man rips his shirt off and hands it to her. "Iron this."


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  • #2
    Alanstrainor
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    rocky25 wrote: »
    A woman sat on a plane heading for New York, when the pilot announces that because of difficulties with the plane's engines, he must make an emergency landing.

    The woman, fearing that this may be the end of her life looks over to a man sitting next to her and rips her shirt and bra off, and throws herself on him. "Make me feel like a woman again!" she screamed.

    So the man rips his shirt off and hands it to her. "Iron this."

    Awful...just awful.:p


  • #3
    Creamy Goodness
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    i chuckled.


  • #4
    rocky25
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    Alanstrainor wrote: »
    Awful...just awful.:p


    Agree with you Alan,

    But the story had a didn't end there.
    The Plane didn't crash,it was heading for the Cavemen Islands.
    When the plane landed, 400 cavemen attacked the plane with their shirts.
    The woman opened up a laundry service, she became rich and even had her own Bank.
    Lots of Irish Politicans,Publicans and Boards.ie Mods have accounts there.
    Me? I put my shirt on a horse and it didn't fit him, he looked ridiculous.
    The C.A.S.P.A. deported me back to Ireland and I am now typing this.

    And the Moral of the story is: If at shirt you dont succeed, get a Budgie, they love seed.:rolleyes:


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