Oral Sex

DmanDmythDledge · 17-12-2007 2:32pm #1

A woman had been in a coma for over two years. One day the nurses were giving her a sponge bath, and when they got "down there" they saw a spike on her heart monitor.

The nurses were surprised, and tried it again to make sure. Sure enough, the same reaction.

So they got excited and called the husband down to the hospital, explaining what happened.

"We're thinking maybe a little oral sex might bring her out of the coma", they said.

The husband was skeptical, "Oral sex, are you sure, that sounds rather far-fetched"

The nurses said "No, we really think it might work, and we'll pull the curtain around the bed and give you your privacy."

So the husband relents finally, willing to do anything to try to help his wife.

He goes behind the curtain, the nurses leave the room. Just a few minutes later, the woman flat lines and the nurses come rushing back into the room, asking what happened.

The man comes out from behind the curtain, looking a little puzzled, and said "Jaysus, I'm not sure, I think she must have choked."