Lazy Days

Lands Leaving

What, brothers, is your ideal lazy day?

When you just want to kick back, relax, and not think, work, or even move.

My ideal was almost fulfilled today, went to a mates house, watched the football, my team won (Arsenal) Got a take away, some films, and lazed about watching them.

Only thing missing was the beer.

The Hill Billy

Lands Leaving wrote: »

Only thing missing was the beer.

Extreme laziness not bothering to get beer. On one hand the laziness is admirable, however, this is the "Beer Guts" forum - beer wins out over laziness.

Were there no wimmins around to run to the offy for you?

FlutterinBantam

Up at about 1000 hrs,stagger to the privvy and unload a big steamer.

Fooster around for a while to let things settle,crack a beer around 1200 then watch the Footie. Take hot indian delivery circa 1600 then at 1800 settle in with frothing beers to 6 hours American Football action until around midnight.

Rumble up to cot,turn the snoring Mrs Bant on her face and ream the hole off her,straight to sleep then to awake refreshed after a stress free day:p

Lands Leaving

Hill Billy wrote: »

Extreme laziness not bothering to get beer. On one hand the laziness is admirable, however, this is the "Beer Guts" forum - beer wins out over laziness.

Were there no wimmins around to run to the offy for you?

No, severe lack of wimmins. and beer. But one of the lads had long hair. Close enough. Should have made him get beer.

Black Swan

"Brothers?" B!ue runs to WC, puts on fake mustache, shoves hair under ball cap, practices swaggering back to javahouse table, gives some passing bird the once over with a grin and a pinch, and rejoins the "brothers."

Puts feet up on table, breaks wind, "Ideal lazy day? Well bros, today is doin just fine, so don't disturb me while I nap." Pulls brim of hat down over eyes and dozes off.

trout

FlutterinBantam wrote: »

Rumble up to cot,turn the snoring Mrs Bant on her face and ream the hole off her ...

It was all good up to this point ... but now it reeks of effort

Piste

Yeah if you were truly lazy you'd make her get on top!

nialo

its when i wake up then roll over and sleep for another few hours! get up to a lovely home cooked dinner. then stroll as far as the couch and read or play cards with a glass or two of whiskey and then fall alseep on the couch and wake up in bed without a hangover the following day!

star-pants

Can brotherettes give ideas too?

I say - up late, lounge around, chocolate n what not. See what's on the tv - movie / rugby /play comp games etc.. If one has a bf/partner - this is good cuddle/mess time
Fire on, and freezing cold/rain outside.
Then maybe a long hot hot shower - followed by a takeaway whilst wrapped up in pjs n possibly bf... watch more movie - drink/snacks.... early bed


*sigh*...

Mr. CooL ICE

Blue_Lagoon wrote: »

"Brothers?" B!ue runs to WC, puts on fake mustache, shoves hair under ball cap, practices swaggering back to javahouse table, gives some passing bird the once over with a grin and a pinch, and rejoins the "brothers."

Puts feet up on table, breaks wind, "Ideal lazy day? Well bros, today is doin just fine, so don't disturb me while I nap." Pulls brim of hat down over eyes and dozes off.

*looks at blue* No way are you a dude. Your manboobs are not proportionally sized to your gut.


no idea what blue looks like. was using sig pic as reference

Lola123

star-pants wrote: »

Can brotherettes give ideas too?

I say - up late, lounge around, chocolate n what not. See what's on the tv - movie / rugby /play comp games etc.. If one has a bf/partner - this is good cuddle/mess time
Fire on, and freezing cold/rain outside.
Then maybe a long hot hot shower - followed by a takeaway whilst wrapped up in pjs n possibly bf... watch more movie - drink/snacks.... early bed


*sigh*...

This is what I'm doing tomorrow! bliss!