how many partners

RobAMerc · 13-12-2007 3:06pm #1

so how many people have you been with?

I have been with somewhere between 25 and 30( I am too hung over too count), but I am finished with that now.

How does that compare to the rest of you ?

arybvtcw0eolkf · 13-12-2007 3:09pm

I wouldn't have a clue, but it would be a hell of a lot more than 30 anyway.

Like you, I'm finished with that too.

l3LoWnA · 13-12-2007 3:09pm

RobAMerc wrote: »

so how many people have you been with?

I have been with somewhere between 25 and 30( I am too hung over too count), but I am finished with that now.

How does that compare to the rest of you ?

Me = > You

Sinfonia · 13-12-2007 3:09pm

RobAMerc wrote: »

so how many people have you been with?

I have been with somewhere between 25 and 30( I am too hung over too count), but I am finished with that now.

How does that compare to the rest of you ?

Shameless brag post?

hottstuff · 13-12-2007 3:11pm

6.
Settled with my mrs 9 years ago.

Karoma · 13-12-2007 3:11pm

Well, my penis is bigger than all of yours so obviously... about a billion.

0ubliette · 13-12-2007 3:11pm

RobAMerc wrote: »

so how many people have you been with?

I have been with somewhere between 25 and 30( I am too hung over too count), but I am finished with that now.

How does that compare to the rest of you ?

WOW!! what a legend!! May i worship you as my new lord and master? Perhaps may i offer you a blowjob, your majesty?

:rolleyes:

l3LoWnA · 13-12-2007 3:11pm

SumGuy wrote: »

Shameless brag post?

Between 25 - 30 equals bragging?!?!

Where do you live? A monastery? :eek:

hottstuff · 13-12-2007 3:12pm

l3LoWnA wrote: »

Between 25 - 30 equals bragging?!?!

lol

Dancor · 13-12-2007 3:13pm

RobAMerc wrote: »

so how many people have you been with?

I have been with somewhere between 25 and 30( I am too hung over too count), but I am finished with that now.

How does that compare to the rest of you ?

Just one

Yore MA!!

Karoma · 13-12-2007 3:14pm

/awaits inevitable 'inspired' thread 'How many STI's have you got?'

RobAMerc · 13-12-2007 3:14pm

i actually thought that was fairly low tbh,

i know lots of people that have a lot higher, i certainly wasn't bragging

l3LoWnA · 13-12-2007 3:14pm

hottstuff wrote: »

No it = low moral standards mixed with bragging

Low "moral" standards or no respect for God, the Holy Ghost, Jesus and the Mother Mary?!?

sunzzzz · 13-12-2007 3:14pm

I'm 22 been with about 7-9 can't really remember that said i've had 2 serious relationships one for 1 1/2 years and another for 3 where i didn't cheat in either!

Susannahmia · 13-12-2007 3:15pm

Just the one. If you mean just those who you have slept with? I'm only 19 though and have been with the boyfriend almost three years.

RobAMerc · 13-12-2007 3:15pm

dancor wrote: »

Just one

Yore MA!!

I was gonna ask her about it but she is still laughing, she said trying to stick it in her ear doesn't count

sorry your back at 0
it figures

hottstuff · 13-12-2007 3:15pm

Karoma wrote: »

/awaits inevitable 'inspired' thread 'How many STI's have you got?'

Well i have had 2.

#

They understeer far too much , thats why i never got another.:)

santaclause · 13-12-2007 3:15pm

I've just had the one. Mrs Claus. Really getting itchy feet these days. Thinking about leaving her for one of the Elves. Any advice guys?:(

1 - On one hand i love her to bits and we've been through so many holidays together.

2 - On the other hand, you only live once. I have my needs.

13-12-2007 3:15pm

0ubliette wrote: »

WOW!! what a legend!! May i worship you as my new lord and master? Perhaps may i offer you a blowjob, your majesty?

:rolleyes:

high five

RobAMerc · 13-12-2007 3:19pm

l3LoWnA wrote: »

Low "moral" standards or no respect for God, the Holy Ghost, Jesus and the Mother Mary?!?

the post is about having sex - where does god come into it ?
do you mean I shouted his name a lot in vain while doing it ?

Dragan · 13-12-2007 3:19pm

l3LoWnA wrote: »

Where do you live? A monastery? :eek:

Are you crazy? All they do in monastaries is ****.

Each other, small boys......that type of thing.

hottstuff · 13-12-2007 3:20pm

RobAMerc wrote: »

the post is about having sex - where does god come into it ?
do you mean I shouted his name a lot in vain while doing it ?

lol he's quoting a sarcastic post

Dancor · 13-12-2007 3:21pm

RobAMerc wrote: »

I was gonna ask her about it but she is still laughing, she said trying to stick it in her ear doesn't count

sorry your back at 0
it figures

Does her arse not count?

MagicMarker · 13-12-2007 3:22pm

2.

A four year relationship and with my current girlfriend nearly a year. I'm 24.

Not really into the one night stand shenanigans.

Dudess · 13-12-2007 3:23pm

coolsmileygirl wrote: »

high five

Sorry CSG but that's kinda rich...

l3LoWnA · 13-12-2007 3:24pm

hottstuff wrote: »

lol he's quoting a sarcastic post

No someone said the OP had "low moral standards" so I was defending him!

Oh and I'm a she

smashey · 13-12-2007 3:25pm

I'm a 40 year old virgin.

Dragan · 13-12-2007 3:26pm

Only a human being could apply moral standards to base acts.

People suck.

hottstuff · 13-12-2007 3:26pm

l3LoWnA wrote: »

No someone said the OP had "low moral standards" so I was defending him!

Oh and I'm a she

Apologies , it was my post and it was sarcastic and edited so no need to defend.;)

MikeHoncho · 13-12-2007 3:29pm

Hey I have a question.

Is it true that if you dont use it, you lose it?

l3LoWnA · 13-12-2007 3:33pm

MikeHoncho wrote: »

Hey I have a question.

Is it true that if you dont use it, you lose it?

Yes!

I know two virgin boys! One is just coming up to 32 and his penis has started to shrivel up and drop off in clumps, bit by bit, worsening each day!

The other, well he's 40 and has no willy to be seen, just the danglers!

JCDUB · 13-12-2007 3:34pm

sunzzzz wrote: »

about 7-9 can't really remember

In other words eight??:D

MikeHoncho · 13-12-2007 3:37pm

l3LoWnA wrote: »

Yes!

I know two virgin boys! One is just coming up to 32 and his penis has started to shrivel up and drop off in clumps, bit by bit, worsening each day!

The other, well he's 40 and has no willy to be seen, just the danglers!

Can this be kept at bay by regular bouts of self abuse? Of course I am asking for a friend of mine called er HikeMoncho:o

hottstuff · 13-12-2007 3:37pm

MikeHoncho wrote: »

Hey I have a question.

Is it true that if you dont use it, you lose it?

No you get prostate cancer and then lose it.:)

RobAMerc · 13-12-2007 3:39pm

theres very few actual answers here just moral assessments about my original post - is no one getting any ?

l3LoWnA · 13-12-2007 3:42pm

MikeHoncho wrote: »

Can this be kept at bay by regular bouts of self abuse? Of course I am asking for a friend of mine called er HikeMoncho:o

My friend "butch" is the only person I know who can cure your "friend" at this late stage! She has a secret weapon!*! Self abuse will prolong the onslaught of symtoms but unless you get "the cure" from Butch you're doomed

* (secret weapon)
=

http://www.ishiboo.com/~nirva/Mods/tonguesplit/tongue_split.jpg

LouOB · 13-12-2007 3:43pm

love many
trust few
and always paddle your own canoge

Dragan · 13-12-2007 3:43pm

RobAMerc wrote: »

theres very few actual answers here just moral assessments about my original post - is no one getting any ?

You've been around for 2+ years dude, you should be well aware that After Hours is not the place for actual answers.

P.S - Sex ftw

RobAMerc · 13-12-2007 3:49pm

Dragan wrote: »

You've been around for 2+ years dude, you should be well aware that After Hours is not the place for actual answers.

P.S - Sex ftw

your right of course - I have revised my original post in order to make myself look better! ( or worse depending on your views);)

jester77 · 13-12-2007 3:50pm

Not counting anything under 3 months, 2 partners, one for 6 years, current 4 years & counting

OP you must be seriously old, if you've had that many partners

MikeHoncho · 13-12-2007 3:55pm

l3LoWnA wrote: »

My friend "butch" is the only person I know who can cure your "friend" at this late stage! She has a secret weapon!*! Self abuse will prolong the onslaught of symtoms but unless you get "the cure" from Butch you're doomed

* (secret weapon)
=

http://www.ishiboo.com/~nirva/Mods/tonguesplit/tongue_split.jpg

So your saying if my friend gets tongue punched in the brown star he wont lose it? I will have to let him know. Thanks for all your help. I hope our "friends" get along.

0ubliette · 13-12-2007 4:08pm

coolsmileygirl wrote: »

high five

o/

Pherekydes · 13-12-2007 4:14pm

Dragan wrote: »

People suck.

And some swallow.

2

Xavi6 · 13-12-2007 4:18pm

6 - Pa(l)m and her 5 sisters.

Requiem4adream · 13-12-2007 4:20pm

Wow. Random, had this convo with the lads last night. Most of them were between 6 - 10 (age range 22- 27). Mine was ummm... over that. Depends on your value system i guess. And standards. When i'm drunk i have neither

biko · 13-12-2007 4:21pm

dancor wrote: »

Just one

Yore MA!!

Damn, I wanted to say that

humanji · 13-12-2007 4:33pm

Does it count if they're unconscious, dead or too young to tell anyone?

Mr. Incognito · 13-12-2007 4:40pm

116

I have a colour coded chart with descriptions and ratings to help me remember.

Xavi6 · 13-12-2007 4:41pm

humanji wrote: »

Does it count if they're unconscious, dead or too young to tell anyone?

How long has she been dead? Gigidy....

l3LoWnA · 13-12-2007 4:45pm

SetantaL wrote: »

I have a colour coded chart with descriptions and ratings to help me remember.

I used to have one of those.......back in the day....genuinely I did!!!!!! Ratings and all, helped me decide whether to go there again or not in the future!

Terry · 13-12-2007 4:48pm

None. Still a virgin and am proud of it.

how many partners

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