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Ho Ho Ho

  • 12-12-2007 12:41pm
    #1
    santaclause
    Closed Accounts Posts: 9 ✭


    HO HO HO MERRRRRRY CHRISTMAS!!!!

    Are there any nice looking ladies on Boards at all?


Comments

  • #2
    Pepe LeFrits
    Users Awaiting Email Confirmation Posts: 15,001 ✭✭✭✭Pepe LeFrits


    Ho or no?


  • #3
    projectmayhem
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,480 ✭✭✭projectmayhem


    you can't say "ho ho ho". it offends the kiddies...


  • #4
    Dragan
    Closed Accounts Posts: 13,497 ✭✭✭✭Dragan


    Prepare for general abuse OP.


  • #5
    Pompey Magnus
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,406 ✭✭✭Pompey Magnus


    If you were the real Santa you would know where all the naughty girls live. You sir, are a fraud.


  • #6
    aidan_walsh
    Closed Accounts Posts: 17,208 ✭✭✭✭aidan_walsh


    projectmayhem wrote: »
    you can't say "ho ho ho". it offends the kiddies...
    http://www.boards.ie/vbulletin/showthread.php?t=2054892994

    Also...


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  • #7
    Slow Motion
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,831 ✭✭✭Slow Motion


    There are plenty of lovely ladies on boards but calling them ho's is not going to do your chances any good at all !


  • #8
    Overheal
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 86,729 ✭✭✭✭Overheal


    yore ma has all of MY christmas cheer ;)

    *oh god thats 2 yore ma posts now, what am i becoming...


  • #9
    g'em
    Closed Accounts Posts: 22,819 ✭✭✭✭g'em


    santaclause wrote: »
    Are there any nice looking ladies on Boards at all?

    Yore ma?


  • #10
    ejmaztec
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 24,227 ✭✭✭✭ejmaztec


    "Don't care who you are, fatso, get those fu*king reindeer off me roof!"


  • #11
    boneless
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,487 ✭✭✭boneless


    I don't trust a man who lives in a remote place with elves, has a red-nosed (probably smacked out) pet and who sneaks into little kids rooms at night to allegedly leave presents for no payment at all... Oh yeah?? Has to be some ulterior motive there! And he doesn't even use the door to get in... chimney?? Fcekin' burglar or perv... :p


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  • #12
    biko
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 81,220 ✭✭✭✭biko


    We already have a Santa Claus. Santa clause is a crap film btw. Just thought I'd let you know.


  • #13
    santaclause
    Closed Accounts Posts: 9 ✭santaclause


    My oh My, well i know who'll be getting bags of coal this year :mad:

    Even Santa has needs boys and girls. Im sick of milk and cookies. Santa needs a bit of the side, ole Mrs Clause is ageing in dog years :mad:


  • #14
    JAMM222
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 738 ✭✭✭JAMM222


    lads if we all pull together we will have a white christmas!:D


  • #15
    Dragan
    Closed Accounts Posts: 13,497 ✭✭✭✭Dragan


    santaclause wrote: »
    Santa needs a bit of the side, ole Mrs Clause is ageing in dog years :mad:

    Well no offence Santa, last time i checked your a lazy hooer who only works one day a year, has a thing for kids, is straining his leather belt and has the reddened cheeks or a man who likes the sauce.

    Your not that much of a catch yourself mate.


  • #16
    santaclause
    Closed Accounts Posts: 9 ✭santaclause


    Dont hate the player guys. What happened to the day when i used to get lots of repect from all you boys and girls. You kids need to learn to respect your elders. Ladies private me. HO HO HO MERRRRRRY CHRISTMAS!!!


  • #17
    boneless
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,487 ✭✭✭boneless


    JAMM222 wrote: »
    lads if we all pull together we will have a white christmas!:D

    Ya Durt Bag!! Love It!!:D


  • #18
    keen
    Closed Accounts Posts: 987 ✭✭✭keen


    santaclause wrote: »
    HO HO HO MERRRRRRY CHRISTMAS!!!!

    Are there any nice looking ladies on Boards at all?

    ASL????


  • #19
    Hail 2 Da Chimp
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,589 ✭✭✭Hail 2 Da Chimp


    Dont listen to them Santa I still believe in you!


  • #20
    _blank_
    Closed Accounts Posts: 41,926 ✭✭✭✭_blank_


    keen wrote: »
    ASL????

    72/m/North Pole???


  • #21
    kev_s88
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,641 ✭✭✭kev_s88


    what happened santa??


    you used to be cool...


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  • #22
    Slow Motion
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,831 ✭✭✭Slow Motion


    Santa Clause you cnut ! Where's me fcuking bike ?


  • #23
    santaclause
    Closed Accounts Posts: 9 ✭santaclause


    Santa hit the bottle heavy yesterday Boys and Girls. Hence the late reply. I will be up to my eyes today to catch up. As for your bike, im giving it to your best friend David instead. He left me a bottle of scotch last year.


  • #24
    WindSock
    Closed Accounts Posts: 18,239 ✭✭✭✭WindSock


    Slow Motion wrote: »
    There are plenty of lovely ladies on boards but calling them ho's is not going to do your chances any good at all !

    Speak for yourself ;)


  • #25
    ScumLord
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 28,789 ✭✭✭✭ScumLord


    Overheal wrote: »
    yore ma has all of MY christmas cheer ;)

    *oh god thats 2 yore ma posts now, what am i becoming...
    Yore Ma?


    You lost your way Santa dude, ever since you changed your name to the clause it's all drinks promotions and selling toys to kids. What ever happened to St Nick, hand made toys, the spirit of giving, what happened to Christmas man. Jesus is pissed with you by the way nobody steels the J-mans thunder and gets away with it.


  • #26
    Pherekydes
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 16,201 ✭✭✭✭Pherekydes


    Boy: Hey, wait, wait. What does this say here, this thing here?

    SC: Oh, that? Oh, that's the usual clause, that's in every contract. That just says, uh, it says, uh, if any of the parties participating in this contract are shown not to be in their right mind, the entire agreement is automatically nullified.

    Boy: Well, I don't know...

    SC: It's all right. That's, that's in every contract. That's, that's what they call a sanity clause.

    Boy: Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha! You can't fool me. There ain't no Sanity Clause!
















    With apologies to the Marx Brothers.


  • #27
    santaclause
    Closed Accounts Posts: 9 ✭santaclause


    After all my years climbing down chimneys and giving all you boys and girls the greatest gift of all - Happiness, this is how you repay me?

    All Santa is asking for is a bottle of whiskey and a nice passionate woman to help me forget about that gorilla pouch between Mrs Clause's legs :mad:


  • #28
    Pompey Magnus
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,406 ✭✭✭Pompey Magnus


    Hey Santa, have you allowed your elves form unions yet? In fact have you started paying them at all you fat, capitalist, slave-owning pig.


  • #29
    WoollyRedHat
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 10,462 ✭✭✭✭WoollyRedHat


    Pictures or you're fake


  • #30
    Rb
    Closed Accounts Posts: 14,277 ✭✭✭✭Rb


    santaclause wrote: »
    Santa needs a bit of the side, ole Mrs Clause is ageing in dog years :mad:
    santaclause wrote:
    Even Santa has needs boys and girls.

    Santa is Bi now?


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  • #31
    themadchef
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,813 ✭✭✭themadchef


    If one were to consider an affair with you Santa it had better be real good, comming only once a year an all.
    At least you got decent transport though! Not one for beard rash meself so i'd have to pass.


  • #32
    thefinalstage
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,503 ✭✭✭thefinalstage


    WindSock wrote: »
    Speak for yourself ;)

    Ho ho ho! Now on your knees, thats a good woman.


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