For The Brothers

Peyton Manning

Is the missus a gaming fan? Then your christmas present for her is sorted...

Latchy

I do my fair share of ironing at home ,days of partner doing it for me are gone , the honeymoon period is long over

Zaph

Take it to PI

trout

That yoke in the OP's picture looks familiar. Mrs trout has something like that in the room where dirty clothes go in and clean clothes come out.
I saw it once, when I wandered in by accident. When I asked how it all worked, she told me ... "wimmins stuff".

What exactly is that yoke ?

froosh69

yeah, my mam used to love that game too.

AlmightyCushion

trout wrote: »

What exactly is that yoke ?

I don't know but what I do know is the bottom of it is very hot. I think it's used to make toast.

randylonghorn

AlmightyCushion wrote: »

I don't know but what I do know is the bottom of it is very hot. I think it's used to make toast.

Oh, you mean a woman with a decent arse?

Kazobel

latchyco wrote: »

days of partner doing it for me are gone ,

As, I'm sure, the days of you "doing it" for her are long gone too :D

Latchy

Quote =Kazobel;54616598]As, I'm sure, the days of you "doing it" for her are long gone too :D

Hmmmmm Latch scratchs his head and thinks ,

there is a double meaning in there i am.... er sure :rolleyes:

Lands Leaving

Why is it 16+? the wimminz should be able to answer the call of duty from an early age, good training is essential now the schools don't do it

someothername

trout wrote: »

That yoke in the OP's picture looks familiar. Mrs trout has something like that in the room where dirty clothes go in and clean clothes come out.

ah the magic room!! you must be loaded trout??? we can only afford a magic floor in my house

Latchy

I take it as a compliment when my partner tells me i iron clothes better then she does,:) .

She would never sink so low as to exploit me in that way , (no no never ,she's not that kind of gal ) .............would she ? :eek:

Lands Leaving

latchyco wrote: »

I take it as a compliment when my partner tells me i iron clothes better then she does,:) and she would never sink so low as to exploit me in that way , (no no never ,she's not that kind of gal ) .............would she ? :eek:

2 words. wa. tish. *











*thats a whip noise by the way!

Latchy

Lands Leaving wrote: »

2 words. wa. tish. *


*thats a whip noise by the way!

Knew it would be a matter of time

Lands Leaving

latchyco wrote: »

Knew it would be a matter of time

Sure I bet you only do the odd bit of ironing to manipulate her into other things. Probably a clever strategy.... right?

star-pants

Does this iron have good steam? Cuz if not then I'm not interested...

Zaph

Ooh, a technical question. I'm not sure the Brothers are equipped to answer that.

star-pants

I need good steam to keep this apron crisp..

Zaph

I think Brother trout prefers them a little more "broken in".

star-pants

Yeh but it breaks in better if it's perfect first - trust me... I'm a wimmin

Zaph

I bow to your superior knowledge of all thing linen. Or cotton. Or wool. Or whatever the hell it is you make aprons out of.

star-pants

Lord not wool - probably flammable or more likely to burn , and I'm allergic.
Cotton would be what I'd like. Nice n soft against the skin

Zaph

star-pants wrote: »

Cotton would be what I'd like. Nice n soft against the skin

Do go on

star-pants

Can't - apron descriptions are held mostly for Trout - he bagsied them.

Zaph

Drat! Foiled again!

DublinWriter

Quiff81 wrote: »

ah the magic room!! you must be loaded trout??? we can only afford a magic floor in my house

Scientologists use an I. Ron Cupboard.

...I'll get me coat.

randylonghorn

DublinWriter wrote: »

Scientologists use an I. Ron Cupboard.

...I'll get me coat.

LOL ... that's actually not bad!

trout

star-pants wrote: »

Cotton would be what I'd like. Nice n soft against the skin

For you, my dear, I was thinking satin or silk. Nothin' but the best.

star-pants wrote: »

Can't - apron descriptions are held mostly for Trout - he bagsied them.

In a very real way, the aprons have bagsied me.

zaph wrote: »

Drat! Foiled again!

Yeah! Keep movin'

star-pants

trout wrote: »

For you, my dear, I was thinking satin or silk. Nothin' but the best.

why thank you...

trout wrote: »

In a very real way, the aprons have bagsied me.

lol... indeed pet they did..

Slow Motion

Is there any thread on this forum that doesn't have mention of aprons in it somewhere ?:p

Zaph

Highly unlikely at this stage

Latchy

Quote Lands -Leaving

Sure I bet you only do the odd bit of ironing to manipulate her into other things. Probably a clever strategy.... right?

Yeah , in a very ' hands on' kind of way

smashey

Slow Motion wrote: »

Is there any thread on this forum that doesn't have mention of aprons in it somewhere ?:p

Quite disturbing.

I think from now on, all mentions of the "A" word should result in a ban and the offender banished to the wimmins forum.

You listening Trout?

Slow Motion

smashey wrote: »

Quite disturbing.

I think from now on, all mentions of the "A" word should result in a ban and the offender banished to the wimmins forum.

You listening Trout?

Trout & Aprons = T & A ! Co-incidence ? I don't think so

nickyjellybaby

LMAO.. i was waiting to see an RPG game of a fashion show or an interactive b!tchfest but thats hilarious...

Should I be concerned that my ex's surname is Trout... is that you? lol

Does anyone here think that buying a chick pole dancing lessons for Christmas is a good/bad/naff idea??? I'm not freezing my clinkers off this weekend for nuthin!