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Pigman II

Inspired by : http://www.boards.ie/vbulletin/showthread.php?t=2055195827

This is the thread where you can pitch all your excellent ideas for revolutionary new realitybased television programmes. Who knows perhaps the producers of RTE may be reading and interested to make your show a reality!

Anyway here's my offerings to get the ball rolling

1. How to cook good naked: Fat women try to lose weight whilst cooking healthy food in their bra and pants.

2. The Secret Billionaire : A billionaire goes undercover at a millionaires-convention and gives cash prizes to those most deserving.

3. The Larynx Board : People who have recently undergone tracheostomy surgery are given free singing lessons at a top London school

4. I'm a Celebrity Throw me Out of here 6 Washed up celebs are hidden inside BBC studios Shephards Bush. Security is given one hour to find and evict them all before any manage to appear on News24.

EamonnKeane

Dead Man Walking!: take 10 guys off Death Row and put them in a house together. At the end of the week the public vote for one to be executed live on TV. At the end, the last guy left walks free.

sweetie

Can fat teens hunt?

oh, it's already a show on bbc3

Utopia Parkway

Youth hostelling with Chris Eubank.:D

mike65

Reality Show - a "reality show" which looks behind-the-scenes of a reality show

Mike.

DublinWriter

Keith Chegwin explores the issues facing expectant mothers today in a new current affairs series called Preggers with Cheggers.

Earthhorse

Can't Look, Won't Look: Show in which blind people are encouraged to "get over it".

Universally Challenged: This week, Geremy Paxman patronises people less intelligent than him.

When Disasters Go Wrong: Hilarious outtakes from natural disasters across the globe.

Mr E

You're A Star: A public talent show where the winner is given 'the prize' of representing Ireland in the Eurovision with one of three terrible songs, with the aim of coming as close to last as possible so the national broadcaster won't have to cough up to host the competition next year.

Show me the Money: An irritating corkman will trawl through your finances and tell you every week that credit cards are bad, loans are bad, having a social life is bad and spending money in general is bad.

Oh wait....

humanji

You Can With The McCanns: Gerry and Kate host a show involving novel ideas on parenting.

I'm A Celebrity, Get Me Me Out Of Here: Similar to the current program of the same name, but this one will actually have celebrities in it.

clusk007

Celebrity Russian Roulette: The clue is in the title...