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Baby names

  • 03-12-2007 4:25pm
    #1
    kev_s88
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,641 ✭✭✭


    A mother was sitting on the couch reading a book when one of her children walked up to her and said, "Mummy, why is my name Petal?"
    The mother replied, "Because when you were born, a petal fell on your head."

    The next baby walked up and asked, "Mummy why is my name Rose?" she replied,

    "Because when you were born, a rose fell on your head."

    The last baby walked up to her and said, "BLAS CLAFLAS YIFRASSAM TASSM POONNFFFIINRTY."

    The mother replied, "Please be quiet, Refrigerator."

    *******************************************************

    A little boy and his father are walking down the street, and they see two dogs having sex.

    The little boy asks his father, “Daddy, what are they doing?”

    The father says, “Making a puppy.” So they walk on and go home.

    A few days later, the little boy walks in on his parents having sex. The little boy says, “Daddy, what are you doing?”

    The father replies, “Making a baby.”

    The little boy says, “Well, flip her around! I'd rather have a puppy.”


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