Can you remove my bans for the following forums

Lazers pew pew

Personal Issues
Limerick City

and

Adverts.ie

I see that you're fast to dish them out but when they expire you're not so fast in granting back access

PM the mods who banned you.

Lazers pew pew

i dont know who did, cos they never did me the honor of Pm'ing when they banned me
I think smashey was one
the lesbo from the PI forum was another
dont know who banned me from Limerick

kaimera

Lazers pew pew wrote: »

i dont know who did, cos they never did me the honor of Pm'ing when they banned me
I think smashey was one
the lesbo from the PI forum was another
dont know who banned me from Limerick

The lesbo?

Great way to get back in there :rolleyes:

Lazers pew pew

Sorry, i meant the liberal hippy bra burner

ztoical

Lazers pew pew wrote: »

Sorry, i meant the liberal hippy bra burner

gee how did a lovely chap like you ever get banned in the first place

r3nu4l

My God, you're pretty quick with the ol' sh!tty comments Lazers, I see the bans failed to result in an attitude readjustment

So why not PM smashey to see if he can help you? Then PM the 'Lesbo' as well. Try sending a PM to all of the Limerick mods to see if they'll unban you. Just a thought!

Lazers pew pew

jesus relax, i'm only messing, endearing myself to the umnipotent (might want a spell chack on that)

Slow Motion

Lazers pew pew wrote: »

i dont know who did, cos they never did me the honor of Pm'ing when they banned me
I think smashey was one
the lesbo from the PI forum was another
dont know who banned me from Limerick

Can't figure out why anyone would ban you in the first place, you seem like such a nice guy !:rolleyes:

Agent Smith

smashey

Just in case you didn't see it the last time I said it, I didn't ban you from adverts.

smashey

You were banned from adverts.ie on November 19th for two weeks. This ban should be lifted automatically later on today.

Lazers pew pew

i'll be frantically pressing F5

BuffyBot

I'm surprised you haven't had this account banned completely yet.

Gordon

I've unbanned you from PI, if it doesn't work first time you try to get in, then try again 5 minutes later, you may have to keep trying 5 minutes later until the unban gets unstuck, but keep trying. For a few months.

Beruthiel

Lazers pew pew wrote: »

the lesbo from the PI forum was another

Nice.
Obviously banning you was a good idea.

Lazers pew pew

BuffyBot wrote: »

I'm surprised you haven't had this account banned completely yet.

For what?
i havent done much wrong
dont know why i was banned from PI as i never post there
banned from limerick for using derogatory names towards members of the upstanding travellers community
banned from adverts for posting my phone number even though i didnt

if everyone loosened their drawer strings this place would be a little more fun
its like school at times, i'm even scared to take a piss without asking

azezil

Awww I likes you, you're stinky lookin! *huggles Lazers pew pew* ^_^

6th

Lazers pew pew wrote: »

its like school at times

Oh ... you went to school?

Beruthiel

I always knew you had questionable taste Az

Pherekydes

Lazers pew pew wrote: »

dont know who banned me from Limerick

The people of Limerick?

Here's a thought: if you want to be allowed to dance, stop stepping on peoples' toes. Deliberately.

DeVore

Leave this "person" banned from PI permanently. We don't need that kind of attitude in PI. (lol at Gordon though!)

DeV.

Mr E

It was Billy The Squid who banned you from Limerick for a derogatory comment about what your view would be like from the Quality Hotel in Southill.

Send him a PM if you want it lifted....

Lazers pew pew

DeVore wrote: »

Leave this "person" banned from PI permanently. We don't need that kind of attitude in PI. (lol at Gordon though!)

DeV.

what attitude??
As i said, i dont know why i was banned from PI, only ever posted once there, offering my advice to a woman who was experiencing , how you say, dryness during intercourse
You'd swear some of the mods were priests according to their reaction of my post

tbh

Lazers pew pew wrote: »

For what?
i havent done much wrong
dont know why i was banned from PI as i never post there
banned from limerick for using derogatory names towards members of the upstanding travellers community
banned from adverts for posting my phone number even though i didnt

if everyone loosened their drawer strings this place would be a little more fun
its like school at times, i'm even scared to take a piss without asking

I think you're hilarious, you're the only poster on this site who says what he thinks and I find that refreshing.

or not, as the case may be.

Hail 2 Da Chimp

Hahaha this thread made my day!

Kintarō Hattori

DeVore wrote: »

Leave this "person" banned from PI permanently. We don't need that kind of attitude in PI. (lol at Gordon though!)

DeV.

Class.
(I wanted to write more than just one word in relation to DeV personally getting involved. However when I thought about it and started writing how cool it was that someone with such a poor attitude having joined the site not that long ago and being banned from so many forums in such a short time, how an admin stepped in and said 'Ah leave 'em banned', when I thought about it there really is only one word for it- Class.)

seamus

Lazers pew pew wrote: »

As i said, i dont know why i was banned from PI, only ever posted once there, offering my advice to a woman who was experiencing , how you say, dryness during intercourse

Lies. You posted three times

lugger on his cock before he horses it into you

Sterling contribution there.
Small lesson here: Insulting someone when you ask them for something won't get you very far. Try calling a traveller a dirty smelly prick before asking them for directions and see what happens.

The fact that you bring up school says it all. You're like one of those people who goes to work and spends the entire day trying to hide from the boss or get one over on the company. Nobody here is your teacher, you don't need anyone's permission here before you do anything. We don't give a **** about you. There's a rule in life that it takes some people a few post-school years to realise: Don't act the prick.

Cabaal

Yeah leave him banned from PI, should make his day!

Lazers pew pew

eo980 wrote: »

Class.
(I wanted to write more than just one word in relation to DeV personally getting involved. However when I thought about it and started writing how cool it was that someone with such a poor attitude having joined the site not that long ago and being banned from so many forums in such a short time, how an admin stepped in and said 'Ah leave 'em banned', when I thought about it there really is only one word for it- Class.)

Lazers pew pew

seamus wrote: »

Lies. You posted three times
Sterling contribution there.
Small lesson here: Insulting someone when you ask them for something won't get you very far. Try calling a traveller a dirty smelly prick before asking them for directions and see what happens.

The fact that you bring up school says it all. You're like one of those people who goes to work and spends the entire day trying to hide from the boss or get one over on the company. Nobody here is your teacher, you don't need anyone's permission here before you do anything. We don't give a **** about you. There's a rule in life that it takes some people a few post-school years to realise: Don't act the prick.

Why are you bringing travellers into this. My wifes a buffer.
I dont see how my post was offensive, maybe it was my crass Limerick colloquaism, but anyone who watches porn knows a good spit in the right direction goes a long way.

And you , my friend, are the type of person who rims the teachers and boss's choccy star, getting one over on your colleagues, i.e. not to be trusted.

You should take your own advice about acting the prick

Karl Hungus

Yes, I can infact remove all your bans.

6th

I actually dont think this guy should be banned for personal abuse .... LPP, go check out the Thunderdome!

cornbb

Please don't ever siteban this guy, he's either the best troll I've ever seen or the evil comic genius equivalent of Pighead.

AlmightyCushion

Lazers pew pew wrote: »

What the hell is that supposed to mean? Try using sentences, words or even letters to describe your thoughts on an issue instead of hotlinking to some stupid emoticon.

Time Magazine

Oh ban him already.

r3nu4l

I can see a siteban in the tea-leaves and in the rune stones I cast. It's written in the stars and in your horoscope
...it's written on the wind, it's everywhere I go, so if you really love me, come on and let it sho...oh, wait!

seamus

Lazers pew pew wrote: »

Why are you bringing travellers into this. My wifes a buffer.

Then you should be well aware of the smell issue I mentioned earlier.

And you , my friend, are the type of person who rims the teachers and boss's choccy star, getting one over on your colleagues, i.e. not to be trusted.

Indeed, nothing nicer than a crunchy bit from an unwashed bum.

Lazers pew pew

AlmightyCushion wrote: »

What the hell is that supposed to mean? Try using sentences, words or even letters to describe your thoughts on an issue instead of hotlinking to some stupid emoticon.

gandalf

Just site ban him now and get it over with. Given his attitude it won't be long anyway.

Lazers pew pew

seamus wrote: »

Then you should be well aware of the smell issue I mentioned earlier.

see this is what i dont get

i get site banned from Limerick Forum as I gave my honest assesment of the beautiful view from the Quality Hotel.
I get banned for derogatory comments towards travellers yet you seem to have carte blanche just cos you're a mod

godtabh

Lazers pew pew wrote: »

see this is what i dont get

i get site banned from Limerick Forum as I gave my honest assesment of the beautiful view from the Quality Hotel.
I get banned for derogatory comments towards travellers yet you seem to have carte blanche just cos you're a mod

I think you'll find that he isnt taking your comments seriously hence his reply

Shiminay

Lazers pew pew wrote: »

see this is what i dont get

i get site banned from Limerick Forum as I gave my honest assesment of the beautiful view from the Quality Hotel.
I get banned for derogatory comments towards travellers yet you seem to have carte blanche just cos you're a mod

It's nothing to do with him being a mod, it's all to do with you being a muppet. There are some very simple rules on this site so if you can't follow them, piss off and stop annoying us, we don't want you.

Faith

6th wrote: »

I actually dont think this guy should be banned for personal abuse .... LPP, go check out the Thunderdome!

cornbb wrote: »

Please don't ever siteban this guy, he's either the best troll I've ever seen or the evil comic genius equivalent of Pighead.

+1 to both of these. I've lolled several times while reading this thread. Actually lols too.

Ibid wrote: »

Oh ban him already.

gandalf wrote: »

Just site ban him now and get it over with. Given his attitude it won't be long anyway.

No! Troll he may be, but he's a damn good one. With remarkably good spelling for a troll.

It's like watching Big Brother* or something, and the really annoying loud pain in the ass person gets voted off. Then you realise how dull the house is without them.

*Not that I'd ever watch it, but it's the first thing that came to mind.

AlmightyCushion

Are you calling us dull?

Faith

No, I'm just calling you dull, AC.

AlmightyCushion

Well in fairness, I don't ever remember cutting anyone, unless of course it was with my razor sharp wit.

Lazers pew pew

Faith wrote: »

No! Troll he may be, but he's a damn good one. With remarkably good spelling for a troll.

It's like watching Big Brother* or something, and the really annoying loud pain in the ass person gets voted off. Then you realise how dull the house is without them.

*Not that I'd ever watch it, but it's the first thing that came to mind.

this man speaketh the sense, how do i go about becoming a mod, i feel i may be ying to the boring farts yang

AlmightyCushion

Lazers pew pew wrote: »

this man speaketh the sense, how do i go about becoming a mod, i feel i may be ying to the boring farts yang

You have to take the amp test.

amp wrote:

Ah yes Mr. Engine, thank you for your offer. If could just answer the following questions:

1. Do you have experience in a leadership position (manager in McDonalds doesn't count)?

2. Do you often have maniacal thoughts of world domination?

3. Do you often arrive home late at night, drunk out of your skull, go on to the boards and have the urge to call people names and then give out tons of karma, before puking up on your keyboard?

4. Do you wear a tin-foil hat?

5. Can you speak fluent |33t5p3@k?

6. Have you taped up your windows to prevent sunlight from obscuring your monitor?

7. Can your trouser legs be easily rolled up?

8. Do you feel that somehow you are out of place and that somewhere there is a group of people that feel the same and that you can relate to and find some meaning in the world without the need for worldly goods?


Thank you for your time, please send your application, along with your worldly goods to:

Dianetics International,
Abbey Street,
Dublin 1.

Best of luck.

P.S. Faith is a woman.

Nevyn

Lazers pew pew wrote: »

what attitude??
As i said, i dont know why i was banned from PI, only ever posted once there, offering my advice to a woman who was experiencing , how you say, dryness during intercourse
You'd swear some of the mods were priests according to their reaction of my post

Yep I banned you a month ago.
I did pm you about your ban and you did pm me about removing it but you didn't show any remorse or understanding of what you did wrong.

Lazers pew pew wrote:

Thaedydal wrote:

you are banned from the personal issues forum for one month for unhelp posting.
The personal issues forum is the most strictly moderated forum on the site, when your accesses is restored read the charter and abide by the rules.

Thaed

can you remove my ban, month is up

I was waiting to see if you would contact me again and in a more civil fashion but I guess you failed and as per an Admins instruction I will not be lifting your ban.

Oh and just for the record I like my bra's and have never burned one, I am infact a Priestess and I am Bisexual not a lesbian.

Have a nice life.

Nevyn

6th wrote: »

I actually dont think this guy should be banned for personal abuse .... LPP, go check out the Thunderdome!

Really 6th his incorrect statements were just that I certainly don't consider them abusive just ill mannered and ill informed like him.