What do you work at?

Steyr

So what is your Occupation, not everybody is in a dull Office, me im in Sales. You?

Rob_l

I dont work

r3nu4l

I'm a medical writer, spend most of the day writing about diseases and therapies. Quite interesting and I don't get my hands dirty.

I used to be a lab scientist but these days I don't have to deal with large quantities of infectious organisms and highly dangerous chemicals...I like my new life

kev_s88

gonna get this outta the way













YORE MA

Xavi6

Qualified journalist, worked in sports before I left Ireland. Now a feckin retail worker due to the lack of media jobs over here

SlinkyToo

Raconteur

RxQueen

im an international spy......

na i work in a travel agents:rolleyes:

arybvtcw0eolkf

Steyr wrote: »

So what is your Occupation, not everybody is in a dull Office, me im in Sales. You?

Ah, another post-whore-fest useless thread.

I don't work, I'm in the army

Rob_l

I like cake

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Mairt wrote: »

Ah, another post-whore-fest useless thread.

:eek:

It's AH, what do you expect? High-brow intellectual discussion?

I work for a small-ish ISP, tracing all kinds of abuse of our network, from Spammers to child pron if it ever crops up.

Had to help the Gardaí with some Credit Card frauder a couple of weeks ago. That was interesting.

I'm usually bored out of my tits though.

cornbb

I'm one of the Elder Brothers of the Most Distinguished Yet Corrupt, Brutal & Unconspiring Conspiracy of Mods :cool:

RxQueen

Rob_l wrote: »

I like cake

is that a job??

i like cake too--- hate cheese cake tho.. like whats up with that!

marcsignal

I go to foreign language school, and work weekends mucking out pigs and horses on a farm, they're the only ones that understand my German grammar so far

Setun

I work very hard at being a student.










I also clean offices for a living.

syklops

IT Security Specialist.

ScumLord

I'm currently in the proccess of starting my own cult, then it's easy street.

The_B_Man

desktop support...eh....specialist!!

I work in a cinema.. it pays my rent

SlinkyToo

I love that word specialist, it translate to low level menial desk mover.

Also like IT Consultant which actually means data processing.

Xavi6

I had a girl drop in CV to me the other day. On it she had Subway listed as a previous employer. Her role? 'Senior Sandwich Artist'. I nearly pissed myself!

Rob_l

emo!! wrote: »

is that a job??

i like cake too--- hate cheese cake tho.. like whats up with that!

cheese cake is great
I like cheese and cake

kodute

Software Tester for a large tech multinational. DesF's job sounds like fun, you get some good torrent speeds then?

Rob_l

I make porn movies for blind people

5starpool

I work in a boring IT office for a bank doing mainframe stuff. Tasty!!

On a different note, whatever happened to banning tards who posted 'yore ma' as a response to posts?

babyguinnessfan

Medicine-related admin. And a Bond girl in my spare time.

Archeron

I'm a government based and trained Lizard overlord and co-founder of the New World Order. The hours suck, but the pay and the free flies are great.

In my spare time, I'm in construction sales.

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kodute wrote: »

DesF's job sounds like fun,

Believe me, it isn't.

kodute wrote: »

you get some good torrent speeds then?

heh, my home isp isn't the one I work for.

ScumLord

Xavi6 wrote: »

I had a girl drop in CV to me the other day. On it she had Subway listed as a previous employer. Her role? 'Senior Sandwich Artist'. I nearly pissed myself!

Lol.. That's a classic. I wonder was that just her interpretation or is it the company's line? I'd hate to go in to a subway asking for the senior sandwich artist only to be met with blanks stares.

MonkeyWrench

Contract Software Test Lead in a large telecoms company. Bored as fook most of the time. Boards is my saviour..

jd83

student and part time helpdesk support(basicly a receptionist:)

r3nu4l

Xavi6 wrote: »

I had a girl drop in CV to me the other day. On it she had Subway listed as a previous employer. Her role? 'Senior Sandwich Artist'. I nearly pissed myself!

It's a laughable title but I don't really care about titles when looking at a CV, I need people who can work under pressure, produce consistent results and make sure the client is happy with the product...a good sandwich maker would have all of those skills Large queues, consistent flavour, style and look to the sandwich and the client should be happy providing it's done right

Cuddlesworth

5starpool wrote: »

On a different note, whatever happened to banning tards who posted 'yore ma' as a response to posts?

OP asked what we were working on, I don't see that post as off topic. But we should ask for pics and a high res video with good sound production to be sure.

The_B_Man wrote: »

desktop support...eh....specialist!!

I think thats what my contract has me down as, increasingly my job has nothing to do with that. I suppose thats a good thing, but I was a damm good techy.

RxQueen

Rob_l wrote: »

cheese cake is great
I like cheese and cake

ewww!! those to should not be mixed-- worst thing ever...:D

Lump

Video Post Production - Assistant Editing - TV - Media, what ever you want to call it, my "Official" job title is, Post Production Assistant. I enjoy it, since it's what I've always wanted to do.

John

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Lump wrote: »

Video Post Production - Assistant Editing - TV - Media, what ever you want to call it, my "Official" job title is, Post Production Assistant. I enjoy it, since it's what I've always wanted to do.

John

Junior Infants Teacher : So, Lump, what would you like to be when you grow up?

4 Year Old Lump : I would like to be a Post Pwoduction Attistant.

Sam Vimes

I'm a services engineer apparently but i only started a few weeks ago and no one's given me anything to do so i'm basically an internet browser

Rob_l

Commander Vimes wrote: »

I'm a services engineer apparently but i only started a few weeks ago and no one's given me anything to do so i'm basically an internet browser

Does the internet still work then?

admiralofthefleet

im a chef

Xavi6 wrote: »

I had a girl drop in CV to me the other day. On it she had Subway listed as a previous employer. Her role? 'Senior Sandwich Artist'. I nearly pissed myself!

my mate used to work on a petrol station forecourt and called himself a 'fuel injection technician'

Nightwish

Recruitment....for the HSE *cringes*

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Nightwish wrote: »

Recruitment....for the HSE *cringes*

At the moment they are paying you to do nothing?


http://www.rte.ie/news/2007/1001/hse.html

Toto Wolfcastle

ScumLord wrote: »

Lol.. That's a classic. I wonder was that just her interpretation or is it the company's line? I'd hate to go in to a subway asking for the senior sandwich artist only to be met with blanks stares.

I'm pretty sure it's the company that gives them that title. I've heard it from a good few people in different countries. I prefer to call the woman who works in my local Subway 'chick who can't make sandwiches for sh*t and who can't understand the words 'double cheese''

Deleted User wrote: »

I work in a cinema.. it pays my rent

Free tickets and popcorn please??;)

I'm a student teacher, so I teach, but don't get paid. I get paid when I supervise though. I get a ridiculous amount of money for sitting there doing nothing.

RoyalMarine

Xavi6 wrote: »

I had a girl drop in CV to me the other day. On it she had Subway listed as a previous employer. Her role? 'Senior Sandwich Artist'. I nearly pissed myself!

i spruced my cv up about 2 years ago.

i worked for texaco. when i put down my duties, i was a fuel injection technician.

as for me, im studying cybercime and forensic science.

but working in security for a pharmacutical company.... dont mind it as we sleep on the night shift and get paid fairly decent money.

DonJose

Self employed, online software sales, I can work where I want and when I want, sweet freedom.

Pherekydes

Currently retired/unemployed.

I thought the OP was in d'army with a user name like that.

trout

I work at improving my poor social skills and remarkable lack of tact, delicacy or common sense.





and my timing.


I have a business card. It says Information Security Specialist (that's not my name).
Really I am an IT cowboy/gangster/despot. I hate my job ... but it pays the bills.

January

I work in the customer services department of the countries biggest insurance broker.

MagicMarker

I work as a magic marker.

Fajitas!

Photographer, accompanied by being an art student. Hard life.

sdanseo

I'm a floor monkey - which means i scratch myself whilst stacking shelves and making rolls for big polish people in reflective vests.

Only till I'm out of college though

Terry

kev_s88 wrote: »

gonna get this outta the way













YORE MA

Absolutely no context.

Doing yore ma, riding yore ma, yore ma's dildo would have been fine.
This was not.
48 hour ban.

crosstownk

I manage a fleet of 1000+ cars. It used to be interesting, but not anymore. Thank God I'm leaving next week