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I deserve the abuse after this joke

  • 28-11-2007 12:41pm
    #1
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,602 ✭✭✭


    The world's foremost authority on wasps is walking down the street when he sees an old vinyl record in the window of an antique shop, "Wasp noises from around the world".
    Intrigued, he goes into the shop and asks if he can listen to it. "Certainly," says the shop assistant and pops it onto an ancient turntable. After listening to the first track for a while, the world's foremost authority on wasps is a bit confused.
    "I don't recognize any of these noises, and I'm the world's foremost authority on wasps! Can you play the next track please?"
    The assistant obliges and skips the needle onto the next track after a while, the world's foremost authority on wasps is still confused "No, I still don't recognize any of these wasps. Can you try the next track?" The assistant skips the needle on, and the world's foremost authority on wasps listens for a little while longer before shaking his head. "It's no good. I just don't recognize any of these wasps"
    The assistant peers at the label of the record and says...






    Wait for it.......












    "Oh, I'm terribly sorry. I had it on the bee side"


Comments

  • Closed Accounts Posts: 16,793 ✭✭✭✭Hagar


    That's a great joke, but the CD generation may not fully appreciate it.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,577 ✭✭✭dak


    Hagar wrote: »
    That's a great joke, but the CD generation may not fully appreciate it.

    33 Stars !


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,326 ✭✭✭Zapp Brannigan


    Hehe I quite like that one!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 9,608 ✭✭✭Spud83


    Eh what does the charter say about abusing people who asked to be abuse?

    I actually liked the joke though, well kind of, well a small bit, well I smilied alright.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 5,372 ✭✭✭The Bollox


    I love that joke


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,321 ✭✭✭prendy


    have some stars...i thought it was good!!!!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 154 ✭✭babyguinnessfan


    Awfully brilliant


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,040 ✭✭✭threebeards


    Awfully brilliant

    I couldn't have summed it up better myself!!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,071 ✭✭✭Art_Wolf


    Have your stars :)


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,630 ✭✭✭folan


    need more stars, definetaly the best worst joke ive read this last 12 minutes.


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  • Moderators, Recreation & Hobbies Moderators Posts: 10,440 Mod ✭✭✭✭Mr Magnolia


    dak wrote: »
    33 Stars !

    Bravo to you both.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,602 ✭✭✭patmac


    folan wrote: »
    need more stars, definetaly the best worst joke ive read this last 12 minutes.

    I'm so proud and ashamed.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 130 ✭✭BRIAN1956


    Has all the makings of a great "B" movie :p


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,658 ✭✭✭old boy


    cant give the 33 stars just the 3rd


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