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Things you say after Sex

roy123456789 · 2007-11-28 01:05:19

How was I supposed to know that you wanted an actual shower made out of gold?

28-11-2007 1:05am

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How was I supposed to know that you wanted an actual shower made out of gold?

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#2 28-11-2007 1:06am

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I think yore ma was better.

Quotes...yes...tags...yes...maybe...

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#3 28-11-2007 1:06am

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http://www.boards.ie/vbulletin/showthread.php?t=2055177717

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#4 28-11-2007 1:07am

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Do you think I could get my condom back?

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#5 28-11-2007 1:07am

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What's your name again?

Gotta catch 'em all, gotta catch 'em all. STDs.

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#6 28-11-2007 1:08am

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biko wrote: »

http://www.boards.ie/vbulletin/showthread.php?t=2055177717

That's "the worst". This is an AH thread. This shall be cleaner and realistic and more mature and stuff.

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#7 28-11-2007 1:09am

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thanks mum, how much?

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#8 28-11-2007 1:11am

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Karoma wrote: »

That's "the worst". This is an AH thread. This shall be cleaner and realistic and more mature and stuff.

"It was great, I lurve yoooo" xxx

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#9 28-11-2007 1:11am

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m83 wrote: »

thanks mum, how much?

That's just wrong, no one pays yore ma.

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#10 28-11-2007 1:12am

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ohhh god that was great.

dont tell mam and dad ok sis?

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#11 28-11-2007 1:12am

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right, do your homework

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#12 28-11-2007 1:13am

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biko wrote: »

"It was great, I lurve yoooo" xxx

QFT +1 lol move to Dublin forum?Only Dubs have sex.

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#13 28-11-2007 1:13am

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ZZZZZZzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

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#14 28-11-2007 1:15am

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Whoo! Incest ftw!!

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#15 28-11-2007 1:15am

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Actual real happening:

A friend had a girl over. After sex he rang a taxi, when they answered he gave the phone to her: It's for you...

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#16 28-11-2007 1:16am

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biko wrote: »

Actual real happening:

A friend had a girl over. After sex he rang a taxi, when they answered he gave the phone to her: It's for you...

What a hero!

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#17 28-11-2007 1:16am

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Could you change a twenty?

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#18 28-11-2007 1:16am

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you can put your teeth back in now grandad

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#19 28-11-2007 1:18am

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"Now get out."

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#20 28-11-2007 1:19am

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biko wrote: »

http://www.boards.ie/vbulletin/showthread.php?t=2055177717

Sorry I never go in there

Do you see how that works both ways?
So does that
and that

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#21 28-11-2007 1:19am

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oh yeah. but your sister was tighter.

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#22 28-11-2007 1:20am

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"... oh sh1t ..."

"wait, you're not a woman"

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#23 28-11-2007 1:21am

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<Pat Mustard>Now to ride Mrs.O'Reilly! *strut*</Pat Mustard>:p

"We can get another one in before my wife gets home!"

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#24 28-11-2007 1:23am

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Simply giving her a rating outta 10.

"Eeeeehhhhhh... you're a 6. Facial expressions somewhat creeped me out!"

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#25 28-11-2007 1:28am

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lol! i cums in all ur fannies!!

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#26 28-11-2007 1:32am

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€40?
I'm not paying that.

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#27 28-11-2007 1:48am

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"Eh ... sorry about your eye! "

RL, a couple of years back.

Replay denied!

>.<

Karoma wrote: »

Only Dubs have sex with Dubs.

Fixed that for ya!

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"Lets never mention this again. Never"

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#29 28-11-2007 1:58am

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Amen.

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#30 28-11-2007 1:59am

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Now wasn't that the best 3 minutes of your life

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#31 28-11-2007 2:01am

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RoyalMarineComm wrote: »

oh yeah. but your sister was tighter.

And as for your brother...:D

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#32 28-11-2007 2:02am

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please... just stop barking

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"Lets never mention this again. Never"

Jesus... we get incest, heroism and Father Ted references and now the soggy biscuit. WHY?!

Also, lol.

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#34 28-11-2007 2:34am

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get yer nickers on and makus a cuppa tea

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#37 28-11-2007 3:52am

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Thank you ladies

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Can I clean me knob on yur pillow?

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#44 28-11-2007 7:42am

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Well Yes! I could have been better but you're not worth the effort.

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#45 28-11-2007 9:52am

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Save the rest of dem sweets for tomorrow.

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#46 28-11-2007 9:58am

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hey just caused we're finished doesn't mean that you can take the bag off

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put some pressure on the wound, i'll call an ambulance.....

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#49 28-11-2007 10:16am

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I was finished before you.

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"Somewhere on the internet they're probably making a thread on a messageboard about what I'm saying now because we've just had sex. How creepy is that?" is what I'd say.

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