a little rattled!!!

Misticles

about an hour ago my mam heard a big bang. the dog went crazy.
we were thinkin, what could it be.. then we saw aload of blue lights goin by the house. couldnt see anythin from looking out the front or back windows. so my dad took the dog out and saw what had happened. at this point we thought it was a crash.
anyways, my dad comes back and tells us a fella opened his door and was shot a good few times and that ambulance people were working on him there.the gunman fled on foot.

i know this happens everyday in dublin but its never happened "in my back garden" so to speak.
im a bit weary now that i know somebody has it in for a fella around the corner. god knows wat could happen.

elaborate if you have had similar experiences!

Brian_Uckfast

No.

Misticles

u must be really bored to go to the extent of that great non helpful answer!!!

uoluol

Me neither.

Pretty scary experience for you though.

A-Trak

An absolut cracker of a post Brian_Uckfast.

Witty, eloquent and stylish, all in two letters.

I look forward to number 11.

Brian_Uckfast

stay on topic please

ejmaztec

I was sitting in a Sushi bar in Nagasaki in 1945. There was a hell of a bang..... Never did find out what it was.

themadchef

Brian_Uckfast wrote: »

stay on topic please

:D:D

Trojan911

Misticles wrote: »

about an hour ago my mam heard a big bang. the dog went crazy.
we were thinkin, what could it be.. then we saw aload of blue lights goin by the house. couldnt see anythin from looking out the front or back windows. so my dad took the dog out and saw what had happened. at this point we thought it was a crash.
anyways, my dad comes back and tells us a fella opened his door and was shot a good few times and that ambulance people were working on him there.the gunman fled on foot.

i know this happens everyday in dublin but its never happened "in my back garden" so to speak.
im a bit weary now that i know somebody has it in for a fella around the corner. god knows wat could happen.

elaborate if you have had similar experiences!

What part of Dublin are you in? Scary crap

marcsignal

yeah OP where are you living ??

TerrorFirmer

Guest House Paradiso, what a classic...

"Where do your eggs come from?" "Hens...vaginas?"

anyway, sorry to hear about that. Stuff like that is always something you become conditioned to on tv, but it's always completely different when it happens to you.

RuailleBuaille

Are you in the Dutch in Clondalkin? I heard a fella from Blanch that just moved in was shot 4 times.

Pigman II

Misticles wrote: »

elaborate if you have had similar experiences!

about two days ago my dad heard a big bang. the cat went crazy.
we were thinkin, what could it be.. then we saw aload of red lights goin by the house. couldnt see anything from looking out the front or back windows. so my brother put the cat out and saw what had happened. at this point we thought it was a bomb.
anyways, my brother comes back and tells us a fella opened his door and had spontaneously exploded. The ghostbusters were studying his remains.

i know this happens everyday in Hollywood but its never happened "in my imagination" so to speak.
im a bit weary now that i know anyone can write anything on the internet and other people will read it all the way to the end.

elaborate if you have had similar experiences!

Misticles

ItchyInside wrote: »

Are you in the Dutch in Clondalkin? I heard a fella from Blanch that just moved in was shot 4 times.

ye thats me!!

about four days ago my uncle heard a big bang. the horse went crazy.
we were thinkin, what could it be.. then we saw aload of purple lights goin by the house. couldnt see anything from looking out the front or back windows. so my sister put the horse out and saw what had happened. at this point we thought it was a very loud fart.
anyways, my sister comes back and tells us a fella opened his door and had been teleported. The aliens were studying his belongings.

i know this happens everyday in mind but its never happened "in reality" so to speak.
im a bit weary now that i know anyone can believe anything on the internet and other people will read it all the way to the end.

elaborate if you have had similar experiences!

Brian_Uckfast

about an hour ago my mam heard the Big Bang. the dog went crazy.
we were thinkin, what could it be.. then we saw the extremely condensed matter of the universe expanding from a single point. couldnt see anythin from looking out the front or back windows. so my dad took the dog out shot it. at this point we thought it was a cat.
anyways, my dad comes back and tells an hilarious anecdote to a fella. I shot up a good few times while the ambulance people were w**king on him there.the binman fled on foot.

i know this happens everyday in dublin but its never "happened" so to speak.
im a bit weary. My time has come. now i know somebody has it for a fella around the corner. jehova knows wat could happen.

elaborate if you have had similar experiences!

Earthhorse

about five billion years ago God heard a big bang. Stephen Hawking went crazy.
he was thinkin, what could it be.. then he saw aload of white lights goin by the earth. couldnt see anythin from looking out the front or back windows. so his nurse put him outside and saw what had happened. at this point he thought it was a crash.
anyways, the nurse comes back and tells him a fella opened a book and there were a lot of words in it and that laboratory people were working on it now.Hawking fled on foot.

i know this happens everyday on TV but its never happened "at all at all" so to speak.
im a bit weary now that i know that the universe will end not with a bang but with an explosion.

elaborate if you have had similar experiences!

Binomate

about an hour ago my mate dan heard a big bang. the dog went crazy.
we were thinkin, what could it be.. then we saw aload of flashing lights goin by the house. couldnt see anythin from looking out the front or back windows. so dan took the dog out and saw what had happened. at this point we thought it was a crash.
anyways, dan comes back and tells us a fella had opened his door and a plane flew in to him that was part of a conspiracy to invade iraq and the jews did it and that ambulance people were working on him there.the jews fled on foot.

i know this happens everyday in dublin but its never happened "in my back garden" so to speak.
im a bit weary now that i know somebody has it in for a fella around the corner. god knows wat could happen.

elaborate if you have had similar experiences!

'Ol Jack Chance

i have both experienced and caused all of the above occurances.

LadyE

Brian_Uckfast wrote: »

about an hour ago my mam heard the Big Bang. the dog went crazy.
we were thinkin, what could it be.. then we saw the extremely condensed matter of the universe expanding from a single point. couldnt see anythin from looking out the front or back windows. so my dad took the dog out shot it. at this point we thought it was a cat.
anyways, my dad comes back and tells an hilarious anecdote to a fella. I shot up a good few times while the ambulance people were w**king on him there.the binman fled on foot.

i know this happens everyday in dublin but its never "happened" so to speak.
im a bit weary. My time has come. now i know somebody has it for a fella around the corner. jehova knows wat could happen.

elaborate if you have had similar experiences!

HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA AH AH AHA AH AHA AH

Im seriously after pee-ing myself laughing

LadyE

LadyE wrote: »

HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA AH AH AHA AH AHA AH

Im seriously after pee-ing myself laughing

Stay on topic!:mad:

Trojan911

Update

Binomate

ITT: The OP lives in Clondalkin.

Senna

Excellent replies

Misticles

some of the replies are stupid and the people should be banned for their idotic so called responses!!!

Earthhorse

I agree. Posts 3 and 14 definitely need looking at.

Earthhorse

Earthhorse wrote: »

I agree. Posts 3 and 14 definitely need looking at.

Seconded.

How dare they go off topic!

Gran Hermano

OP: Can't believe your dad used it as an excuse to go dogging.

kona

Gran Hermano wrote: »

OP: Can't believe your dad used it as an excuse to go dogging.

lol:D:D:Dhow many bangs were there lol:D:D:D:D???
sombodygot shot by a love gun, too bad they were firing blanks lol:D:D

leninbenjamin

about an hour ago I heard heard a big bang. the cat-dog went crazy. the monster on my left turned into a wrinkled sweater, and the giraffe on my behind turned into a lamp. the sky started spinning and the world went cold and hard. At this point i woke up, got up off the floor and got back into bed.

i know this happens everyday in dreamland but its never happened out of it so to speak. im a bit sleepy. My time has come. but i dont care, i'll just say the alarm clock broke in the fall.

elaborate if you have had similar experiences!

BigEejit

Brian_Uckfast wrote: »

about an hour ago my mam heard the Big Bang. the dog went crazy.
we were thinkin, what could it be.. then we saw the extremely condensed matter of the universe expanding from a single point. couldnt see anythin from looking out the front or back windows. so my dad took the dog out shot it. at this point we thought it was a cat.
anyways, my dad comes back and tells an hilarious anecdote to a fella. I shot up a good few times while the ambulance people were w**king on him there.the binman fled on foot.

i know this happens everyday in dublin but its never "happened" so to speak.
im a bit weary. My time has come. now i know somebody has it for a fella around the corner. jehova knows wat could happen.

elaborate if you have had similar experiences!

It did happen, in universe #42.

Dudess

Hee hee! Oh how I'm lolling! Sorry OP, that must have been bloody scary. And so what if it happens a lot in Dublin - it doesn't happen so often that you'd become oblivious to it. Don't take any notice of the replies. It's After Hours - you can't expect anything else!

MrJoeSoap

about a _____ ago my mam heard a big bang. the _____ went crazy.
we were thinkin, what could it be.. then we saw aload of ____ lights goin by the _____. couldnt see anythin from looking out the front or back windows. so my _____ took the _____ out and saw what had happened. at this point we thought it was a crash.
anyways, my ______ comes back and tells us a fella opened his _____ and was shot a good few times and that _______ people were working on him there.the gunman fled on _____.

i know this happens everyday in _____ but its never happened "in my back garden" so to speak.
im a bit weary now that i know somebody has it in for a fella around the corner. ______knows wat could happen.

1. Unit of time
2. Animal
3. Colour
4. Noun
5. Family Relative
6. Animal
7. Family Relative
8. Noun
9. Profession
10. Body Part
11. Place
12. Object of worship

'Ol Jack Chance

Misticles wrote: »

god knows wat could happen.

going out on a limb but id say some form of retribution could/will happen. i mean shooting someone four times and not killing them? thats asking for trouble.

Lands Leaving

MrJoeSoap wrote: »

about a 6:goat ago my mam heard a big bang. the 1:7pm went crazy.
we were thinkin, what could it be.. then we saw aload of 12: The Leader lights goin by the 4: Batmobile. couldnt see anythin from looking out the front or back windows. so my 3: Purple took the 7: Uncle out and saw what had happened. at this point we thought it was a crash.
anyways, my 2: Platypus comes back and tells us a fella opened his 10: Pancreas him there.the gunman fled on 11: Tokyo.

i know this happens everyday in 5: Brother in law but its never happened "in my back garden" so to speak.
im a bit weary now that i know somebody has it in for a fella around the corner. 9: Lingerie Model knows wat could happen.

1. Unit of time
2. Animal
3. Colour
4. Noun
5. Family Relative
6. Animal
7. Family Relative
8. Noun
9. Profession
10. Body Part
11. Place
12. Object of worship

That was FUN!

MrJoeSoap

You weren't meant to mix them up but A+ for innovation!

The Hill Billy

Gran Hermano wrote: »

OP: Can't believe your dad used it as an excuse to go dogging.

Post. Of. The. Month!

Spud83

OP, your next!




Damn I posted my name, I'm so gonna get in trouble for this.*runs*

Misticles

thats not remotely funny u TOOL!!!!

5starpool

Misticles wrote: »

thats not remotely funny u TOOL!!!!

All toys that have been removed from the pram will be confiscated OP.

Misticles

me?? yad wanna look at some of the previous posts!!! i dont appreciate some half wit telling me im gonna be"nxt" to get shot at my front door!

You probably reported half the posts in this thread, didn't you?

Spud83

Misticles wrote: »

me?? yad wanna look at some of the previous posts!!! i dont appreciate some half wit telling me im gonna be"nxt" to get shot at my front door!

Actually I said "next" because I don't use text speak. I suggest you read the charter.

By the way you posted in After Hours, not the right place if you dont want people taking the piss.

Misticles

Deleted User wrote: »

You probably reported half the posts in this thread, didn't you?

nope, couldnt be bothered!!

Schlemm

I too saw the beast. Twer a hunderth score in body and nay a winthrop short o' a horses nay from breadth to bay. Best leave it lie for night. Twill need feeding in the moro. I suggest two hens warble fenders, a putty monocular and a squidgen of Morrison's mittlewockle to ease the steady brew to the beasts blackened heart. Hear me now boy, you make sure you and your brave fellows stand well back for when that Dicken's does wake it'll take more than Delilah McMillagoody's good daughter herself to keep a hould of it's raging horn!

Terry

Misticles warned.

The rest of you, take it easy, please.