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The "Get it off your chest" thread-Part II

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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 17,727 ✭✭✭✭Sherifu


    Ah, the poorly cut sandwich. It's a curse.


  • Posts: 8,092 ✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    xzanti wrote: »
    I feel ya KaG, sometimes you have to just oversee the whole operation.. Might look rude, but f*ck it, you're the one who has to eat it.. :cool:


    Indeed, ****ing hell though. I was so hungry too. I think I'll be like a ****ing Gestapo officer from now on beside that deli counter! I actually dont feel the best either after that and that taste of normal onion is ****ing rank!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 26,061 ✭✭✭✭Terry


    fitz0 wrote: »
    Further to the aforemantioned sandwich related post why is it impossible for anyone in any Spar to make a decent f*ckin sandwich? Are they trained to make bad sandwiches and not listen to you? Are they told to be rude when you ask for you're sandwich to be remade because I can't stand onion and all you did was scrape the onion off the butter (which I didnt want in the first place)? Anyone who doesnt like onion knows that the juice soaks in and destroys the taste of any sandwich! ArrrrgggghhHH!!!! And how hard is it to cut a sandwich? Too many times have I lifted a seemingly bisected sandwich only to find that the lower slice of bread is still whole!

    /rant
    Spar Gleneaston.
    The chick in her late 30's always makes a decent sandwich.

    She also takes the time to check if she is getting your order right.


    On topic, I want to get drunk tonight, but can't.


  • Posts: 8,092 ✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    Terry wrote: »


    On topic, I want to get drunk tonight, but can't.

    Of course you can Terry, you just need that heroic careless feeling to go up that spine of yours. It happens all the time to me on a Friday :p


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 26,061 ✭✭✭✭Terry


    KaG1888 wrote: »
    Of course you can Terry, you just need that heroic careless feeling to go up that spine of yours. It happens all the time to me on a Friday :p
    No can do.
    I've stuff to do tomorrow and I won't do it if I get drunk.

    Things may change in the next few hours though.


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  • Posts: 8,092 ✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    Terry wrote: »
    No can do.
    I've stuff to do tomorrow and I won't do it if I get drunk.

    Things may change in the next few hours though.

    I expect it will Terry. Now you have it in your head that you shouldn't but you should. Excellent.

    Updates later please , danke sin.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 283 ✭✭dee8839


    I just spent the last two weeks doing work I was told needed doing by my BO-ed, self-superior d*ckhead of a co-worker, to the detriment of my other (I was told) less urgent duties, and now I'm told after two weeks of taking orders on how to get it done from this ugly, ignorant, snobby excuse for a human being, that this "major" job was being done by someone else and that I had just wasted my last two weeks, my other work was more urgent, and I'd have to rush to get it done. On checking this with the afore mentioned filthy, unwashed, utterly unbearable, nosy son of an alien, I was casually told, oh yeah, no need to do that anymore (even though as early as the day before he'd been telling me to hurry), meant to say that to you.

    I have never before truly wished that someone would be run over by a bus.

    If he's going to be such a disgusting excuse for a personality, the least he could do is WASH once in a while or change his shirt more often than once a WEEK or stop on about how EASY and BENEATH HIM everything we do here is, so that I could stop feeling physically NAUSEOUS every time he's in the room.

    And I'm breathing in the good air....

    Out the bad....

    And I'm finished. Thanks for listening.:o


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 19,024 ✭✭✭✭Mimikyu


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 717 ✭✭✭Aspiration


    My housemate is eating like a F*CKIN HORSE... I'm going to f*ckin kill him. Holy sh*t, ended up walking out of the room because all I can hear is him chewing with his mouth open! It's f*cking disgusting.

    Now I just heard he left the cooker on... Oh sweet jebus, when will he ever learn??

    AARGGHHHHHHHHH!!


  • Posts: 31,828 ✭✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    Aspiration wrote: »
    My housemate is eating like a F*CKIN HORSE...

    AARGGHHHHHHHHH!!

    My neighbours horses keep eating my hedge! :mad:


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 21,190 ✭✭✭✭Latchy


    I just wish to say ' what a Twat ' :(

    thats better :)


  • Posts: 8,092 ✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    Terry wrote: »
    No can do.
    I've stuff to do tomorrow and I won't do it if I get drunk.

    Things may change in the next few hours though.

    So how did things go eh !? :D


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,746 ✭✭✭taidghbaby


    Aspiration wrote: »
    My housemate is eating like a F*CKIN HORSE... I'm going to f*ckin kill him. Holy sh*t, ended up walking out of the room because all I can hear is him chewing with his mouth open! It's f*cking disgusting.

    Now I just heard he left the cooker on... Oh sweet jebus, when will he ever learn??

    AARGGHHHHHHHHH!!
    ive a housemate who eats like a PRIDE of lions!!


    cyclists annoyed me today....but then again they do it everyday!!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 5,729 ✭✭✭Acoshla


    My flatmates are watching austin powers and i have to sit through it and stay quiet, it was funny when you were 15, not now.

    all I want is to go out and have a few drinks and a dance but noooooo, i get to sit here and waste my night like this.

    send help


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 322 ✭✭LCDeelite


    I hate it when I'm in clothes shops and the like just looking at things and there's always some eejit who seems to come along and hover around me. I dunno what the hell it is. One minute I'm standing there in peace examining a nice top or whatever, and the next, I have someone up my f*cking @rse looking at the same thing. ME, in my head: "Uh, wait your turn maybe??"

    Last week, I was inside in Penneys and there was this girl literally FOLLOWING ME around the different sections. I would walk over to something and then I'd look and see her behind me. And she wasn't doing it for a laugh either because she was as poker-faced as Mary Hanafin. To 'test' if I was deluded and/or paranoid (promptly concluding I wasn't, BTW), I walked around the place, darting here and there- all the while noticing my unwanted 'sheep' trailing me. Holy MOTHER OF GOD, I thought I was going to grab a mannequin from the place and use it to give that girl-without-a-mind-of-her-own a few digs.

    STOP THE SHOP SHEEPS!!!!!!!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,255 ✭✭✭anonymous_joe


    Why are people too bloody stubborn to accept that they were just as wrong as the other person, and that when someone apologises to them they should learn to accept it and try and fix things, not live in total isolation from all other human beings.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 17 sh1tnamespace


    ****, the word, the sound that you make with your mouth, is nice. People who are 'offended' by certain sequences of sounds that you can string together with the human mouth should all be lined up by a wall and shot to death with potato rifels. Back in the day everyone was a racist. ******-this, and chinks-that ... erm, I can't think of any more. But that doesn't matter. The point is that you could drop words like that in conversation with the common peasants and nobody would care. But people would be outragously offended if you used 'tarnation' or some ****ing bollocks sound like that. The world is _actually_ after going _completely_ ****ing insane. Long live Jermey Clarkson, champion prince of politically incorrectness and generally nice guy at parties. **** you if you can't take a joke you ****.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 14,017 ✭✭✭✭Cuddlesworth


    ****, the word, the sound that you make with your mouth, is nice. People who are 'offended' by certain sequences of sounds that you can string together with the human mouth should all be lined up by a wall and shot to death with potato rifels. Back in the day everyone was a racist. ******-this, and chinks-that ... erm, I can't think of any more. But that doesn't matter. The point is that you could drop words like that in conversation with the common peasants and nobody would care. But people would be outragously offended if you used 'tarnation' or some ****ing bollocks sound like that. The world is _actually_ after going _completely_ ****ing insane. Long live Jermey Clarkson, champion prince of politically incorrectness and generally nice guy at parties. **** you if you can't take a joke you ****.

    :confused:

    your medication, take it.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 8,542 ✭✭✭Captain Darling




  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 26,061 ✭✭✭✭Terry


    KaG1888 wrote: »
    So how did things go eh !? :D
    I passed out from taking too many happy pills.
    No beer tonight.


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 26,928 ✭✭✭✭rainbow kirby


    There is almost nobody online on Nintendo WFC for Super Smash Bros atm.

    :(


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 322 ✭✭LCDeelite


    I hate boarding buses and there are always people f*cking staring :eek: as I'm getting my ticket and then walking down looking for a seat. I can see it out of the corner of my eyes, as well as feel it. RUDE F*CKERS!!! :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: And I DO NOT look weird and/or act weird, so this sh1t isn't justified. :confused:

    IT IS SO ****ING RUDE TO STARE AT PEOPLE!!!!!!!!!!! :eek: :mad:


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 26,061 ✭✭✭✭Terry


    LCDeelite wrote: »
    I hate boarding buses and there are always people f*cking staring :eek: as I'm getting my ticket and then walking down looking for a seat. I can see it out of the corner of my eyes, as well as feel it. RUDE F*CKERS!!! :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: And I DO NOT look weird and/or act weird, so this sh1t isn't justified. :confused:

    IT IS SO ****ING RUDE TO STARE AT PEOPLE!!!!!!!!!!! :eek: :mad:


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 97 ✭✭more tea vicar


    Feckin farmers in jeeps. They don't know what the function of their indicators are.

    Slowing down to come up to a turn off the road, their brake lights come on and THEN as they are turning off, they START to indicate.

    I mean WTF, are they fúckin nutcases, indicating after you have braked and partly turned off the road. What is the feckin point.

    This goes on about 90% of the time. The fúckers do not know how to drive. Cúnts.


  • Posts: 8,092 ✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    Terry wrote: »
    I passed out from taking too many happy pills.
    No beer tonight.

    Ah well at least yah passed out :). Tired in work today :( . Watched the Bourne Ult on Sky there last night till one and up at 6. ****ing silly me! Good film though.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 426 ✭✭buckieburd


    I absolutly HATE porcaline dolls and the people that buy them, they freak me out, staring at you from the mantle with their dead eyes and ridiculous outfits. Also people who buy stupid little rat dogs, just get a cat for fecks sake...


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 4 FabFahey


    I hate that every evening on almost every channel "Friends" is on.. jebus it's not that funny anyway but seeing every episode a million times really grinds my gears!!


  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 8,632 ✭✭✭darkman2


    Dont go near the handbags - get your money organised before and have it ready before having to pay please:mad:Seriously it pisses people off.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 37,214 ✭✭✭✭Dudess


    Ok darkman. Being a woman, I'll bear that in mind. I've never done it before, I've always had my money ready, but I'm a woman and all women do it, so therefore I obviously do do it... I just don't realise it.


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 19,396 ✭✭✭✭Karoma


    Merged with the other stuff. Meh.


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