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The "Get it off your chest" thread-Part II

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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,485 ✭✭✭Thrill


    Ruu wrote:
    Ah, I overheard someone talking about that bloody Cotton Eye Joe song that was out a few years ago and now can't get it out of me head! Bloody hell! :(

    NNNOOOOOOOO!!

    I wish to God I hadn't come across that post. Now the blasted thing is rattling around my skull as well.

    GGrrrrr


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 500 ✭✭✭mc nuggets


    - bo - wrote:
    I switched on my mp3 player (30gb Zen Vision:M) about an hour ago and the screen is in bits, its like ink is spilled all inside, cant see anything. I have nothing but bad luck with mp3 players :mad:
    That sucks, it happened to me aswell. And to make it worse it seems to be very difficult to get it fixed.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 5,111 ✭✭✭MooseJam


    I slept with yore ma !


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,060 ✭✭✭Niamho!


    - bo - wrote:
    I switched on my mp3 player (30gb Zen Vision:M) about an hour ago and the screen is in bits, its like ink is spilled all inside, cant see anything. I have nothing but bad luck with mp3 players :mad:
    Aaahhh....lol....I dont know you....i dont even know if you're a boy or a girl but that post made me want to give you a Hug. ......god I'm a big squishey loser... lol


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,921 ✭✭✭2 stroke


    MooseJam wrote:
    I slept with yore ma !
    Hi Da.


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 10,815 ✭✭✭✭Dord


    Niamho! wrote:
    Having Boring ****ers for mates!!

    Ya know the kinda friends (Excluding a couple) who you only really see when theres a Birthday. You dont need a REASON to go out Godammit!! god forbid we meet up more often.....:mad:

    god....what is that about!? some people actually enjoy being Boring!! lol.....
    i really shouldnt get started coz ill go off on a major Rant!! :mad:

    Oh I know the feeling, its bloody annoying. I was supposed to go out tonight with a lot of them, told 'em about it a couple of weeks ago. Guess what? none of em are going now, all booking holidays/broke/lazy... :(

    I'm also pissed off at people with umbrella's, if you have one and are in town today and its raining (i havent looked out yet, still in bed :D ) you better watch out, I've started to hit people who poke me with the f**kin' umbrella's. :mad: :mad:


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 26,061 ✭✭✭✭Terry


    Go to a boards beers.
    Plenty of outgoing folks there.

    Sys > Events.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 64 ✭✭Johnny Meagher


    Every time I hear a siren, every time, the theme music of The Bill starting playing in my head.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 4,368 ✭✭✭thelordofcheese


    Come monday i am going to have to fire someone, i know it has to be done, but i hate having to do it.

    Maybe i should just take away his PC and chair, and pretend he doesn't exist and maybe he'll just go away and never come back.....

    Damn responsibility.....


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,060 ✭✭✭Anto McC


    Maybe i should just take away his PC and chair, and pretend he doesn't exist

    Forget about firing someone, for sheer enterainment value, that would be quality :D


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,445 ✭✭✭jd83


    joe robot wrote:
    I'm also pissed off at people with umbrella's, if you have one and are in town today and its raining (i havent looked out yet, still in bed :D ) you better watch out, I've started to hit people who poke me with the f**kin' umbrella's. :mad: :mad:


    I nearly got blinded by two girls walking up grafton street today and it was hardly raining. They should have to undergo some sort of umbrella usage course before been allowed out in publin with them.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,060 ✭✭✭Niamho!


    Every time I hear a siren, every time, the theme music of The Bill starting playing in my head.
    LMAO.....hehehehehe....now im trying to remember the music off the Bill....


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 851 ✭✭✭- bo -


    Niamho! wrote:
    Aaahhh....lol....I dont know you....i dont even know if you're a boy or a girl but that post made me want to give you a Hug. ......god I'm a big squishey loser... lol

    Yup, you sure are a loser :D Ill give myself a hug for you then...


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,921 ✭✭✭2 stroke


    What bothers me more than anything is ladies that dress to show flesh and then try to cover up when they see me looking at them.
    If a dress is designed to show off boobage and/or legage it just dosn't look right if you grab both sides and pull them together, especialy if you're wearing a sheepdog bra.l


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 249 ✭✭bolliwoodi


    AH IM SO ANGRY RIGHT NOW!!!!!!!!!

    i was out tonight with my sisters- we had a few at home- went to a few pubs and then to a club. We were in the beer garden and i saw 3 girls who i know for a FACT are 15 years old throwing micky finns back their necks(i know der 15 cos they are in my sisters class and they hang around with her)- i made a mental note to mention it to the bouncers when i was leaving cos 15 year olds in a nightclub is some joke!

    Anyway i went to the bathroom and one of them was behind me- she was on her phone and i heard her say "Ya sure come in he wont check you for ID he didnt check me just act like ur in here all the time" I turned around and said "I know u ya are in school with my sister"- and she goes "Oh ya i am hi"

    After chattin 2 her i found out that the bouncers didnt ask her for id and just let her in- now this girl looks 15 even done up and i got mad. I went outside and asked the bouncers if they were checking ID- they said yes they had asked everyone for ID that night seen as it was Saturday(and i was never asked for id) I mentioned this to them and they said"Oh we must have missed u"

    So i said "Well there are three 15 years olds in there and i know they are 15 cos i know them- and i also heard them discussing on the phone with other friends how to get in here with no id"


    The bouncer then proceeded to call me a liar said "we ask every1 for id" and i said " no u bloody dont cos as i just brought to ur attention that u never asked me or my sis for it so dont bloody lie" At this stage a few more people came out and said to the bouncers"Theres kids in there who can hardly stand are ya not asking for ID or summat" and 1 of them pulled out a phone and said "Im calling the bloody cops this is some joke theres kids in there who havnt even gone through puberty yet and they are drinking"

    At this stage i left- but i plan on going down to the manager tomorrow- Not just cos of the underage thing-Cos of the way that bouncer spoke to me and calling me a liar when he wasnt doin his job prop. Sum joke u cant even have a night out without seeing kids ya used to babysit BLOODY HELL!!!!!!!!!

    rant over!!!!!!!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,230 ✭✭✭ironictoaster


    Underage at nightclubs/pubs is nothing new tbh. Fair play to ya for wanting to see the manager, I would have done the same.


  • Posts: 0 CMod ✭✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    Fake IDs are a piece of cake to obtain in So Cal, and drinking age here is 21. There was a news special on this not too long ago.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 41,926 ✭✭✭✭_blank_


    bolliwoodi wrote:
    AH IM SO ANGRY RIGHT NOW!!!!!!!!!!
    OOOOOH! I like a angry bird, bring it on.
    bolliwoodi wrote:
    i was out tonight with my sisters- we had a few at home- went to a few pubs and then to a club. We were in the beer garden and i saw 3 girls who i know for a FACT are 15 years
    Tasty.

    bolliwoodi wrote:
    (i know der 15 cos they are in my sisters class and they hang around with her)
    So, these girls are in yer sisters class yeah? How old are/is yer sister/s, and why are you ranting? A fifteen year old in yer sister's class can only mean yer sis is no more than sixteen.

    Hypocrite much?
    bolliwoodi wrote:
    Anyway i went to the bathroom and one of them was behind me- she was on her phone and i heard her say "Ya sure come in he wont check you for ID he didnt check me just act like ur in here all the time" I turned around and said "I know u ya are in school with my sister"- and she goes "Oh ya i am hi"
    At this stage of the rant, you should have taken your sister out of that den of iniquity, never to return.


    bolliwoodi wrote:
    So i said "Well there are three 15 years olds in there and i know they are 15 cos i know them- and i also heard them discussing on the phone with other friends how to get in here with no id"
    Is your sister one of these three?

    bolliwoodi wrote:
    The bouncer then proceeded to call me a liar said "we ask every1 for id" and i said " no u bloody dont cos as i just brought to ur attention that u never asked me or my sis for it so dont bloody lie" At this stage a few more people came out and said to the bouncers"Theres kids in there who can hardly stand are ya not asking for ID or summat" and 1 of them pulled out a phone and said "Im calling the bloody cops this is some joke theres kids in there who havnt even gone through puberty yet and they are drinking"
    Was your sister one of them?
    bolliwoodi wrote:
    At this stage i left
    Awh, was your nite ruined?


    bolliwoodi wrote:
    rant over!!!!!!!
    Phew!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 249 ✭✭bolliwoodi


    seansouth wrote:


    So, these girls are in yer sisters class yeah? How old are/is yer sister/s, and why are you ranting? A fifteen year old in yer sister's class can only mean yer sis is no more than sixteen.

    Hypocrite much?


    At this stage of the rant, you should have taken your sister out of that den of iniquity, never to return.

    My little sister wasnt out with us and you know that im hardly gonna bring a child into a nightclub use ur head i have 6 sisters


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 10,984 ✭✭✭✭Lump


    I think you should mind your own business, it'll be the nightclub that get fined etc if the underage people are caught. Get over it!


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,403 ✭✭✭passive


    My friend dropped her phone in a taxi last night. Immediate attempts to ring it failed and today someone is answering and hanging up quickly whenever we call. There's apparently no way to have this traced/the phone located even when they're keeping it on, so the best my friend can hope for is to get her brand new phone blocked from the networks so the scumbag asshole can't use it.

    People suck.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 26,061 ✭✭✭✭Terry


    Ever think the driver might have the phone beside his bed, where he is sleeping because he was working until about 6am?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,403 ✭✭✭passive


    They're hanging up the phone repeatedly, as i just said and now, are diverting calls to my phone... so, in short, no. :(


  • Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 60,119 Mod ✭✭✭✭Tar.Aldarion


    It never ever stops raining here. :k


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,403 ✭✭✭passive


    Tar.Aldarion It never ever stops raining here. :k

    Yeah... the weather in quadrature phase is horrific :P.


  • Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 60,119 Mod ✭✭✭✭Tar.Aldarion


    Since I am 90 degrees out of phase with you I can only assume you are all enjoying sun with brief spells of rais, so lucky. :-)


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,187 ✭✭✭Mrs_Doyle


    Ok, so my Nanny is almost 83 years old, and she's not very well.
    On Wednesday night the priest came and gave her the last rights, and the whole family went over to her house to be with her.
    But she didn't die, and at 3.30am I came home, cos I had to go to work the next(Same) day.

    Anyhow, At 5pm yesterday I legged it out of work to get home, get changed, and go over to her.
    Hopped on the bike, saw that I hadn't much petrol, but reckoned I'd have enough to get me home.
    Driving along as fast as I can, get onto the east link, and I am just coming toward the toll when the bike breaks down.
    There is no where to pull in, and cars are zooming past me on both sides.
    My indicator was still working, so I indicated left, got off the bike, and dodged cars whilst pulling my bike as close to the side as I could.
    I then had to walk my bike the length of the road, through the toll, and eventually, just before the bridge, there is a little opening in the wall that cyclists use, and I pulled my bike up there.

    Now bear in mind, not only am I freaking about my poor auld ASBO granny(Just to explain, my nanny is a total Nutter and she always says things she probably shouldn't say, so we call her the ASBO Gran), I'm also freaking about the fact that I have no petrol and I've nearly been run over about 10 times... AND I had no cash on me, so even if some kind stranger had offered to go get me petrol, I wouldn't have been able to pay him.
    So I am pissed off, upset, cursing everyone I have ever met, and also panicking about how the fcuk I am going to get home, and if my Nanny will still be alive when I get there.

    So I decide to leave the bike where I have parked it, EVEN though I had no lock with me and I had parked it opposite some mad flats. Then I have to walk 20mins back to the petrol station I passed in my rush to get home.

    So I ring my Mam, to see how my nanny is, and explain why I am going to be late.
    Before I get a chance to say anything she says

    MAM: "Ah, your Nanny's looking well, she's sitting up talking and she's after having a bowl of soup"
    ME: "Are you for real?"
    MAM: "Yeah, yeah, she looks much better then she did last night"
    ME: "Well tell I am going to kill her when I see her, because of her I rushed out of work and never got petrol and broke down on the east link and had to walk in the road, and was nearly killed, and then I had to park my bike by some dodgy flats and now I am walking for miles to a poxy petrol station to get some poxy petrol for my poxy bike!!!!!"
    MAM: "Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha"


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 3,831 ✭✭✭Slow Motion


    Mrs_Doyle wrote:
    Before I get a chance to say anything she says

    MAM: "Ah, your Nanny's looking well, she's sitting up talking and she's after having a bowl of soup"
    ME: "Are you for real?"
    MAM: "Yeah, yeah, she looks much better then she did last night"
    ME: "Well tell I am going to kill her when I see her, because of her I rushed out of work and never got petrol and broke down on the east link and had to walk in the road, and was nearly killed, and then I had to park my bike by some dodgy flats and now I am walking for miles to a poxy petrol station to get some poxy petrol for my poxy bike!!!!!"
    MAM: "Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha"

    I shouldn't laugh but...... :D


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 13,295 ✭✭✭✭Duggy747


    I shouldn't laugh but...... :D

    Agreed.......:D

    That's typical life for ya!


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  • Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 60,119 Mod ✭✭✭✭Tar.Aldarion


    Mrs_Doyle wrote:
    Ok, so my Nanny is almost 83 years old, and she's not very well.
    On Wednesday night the priest came and gave her the last rights, and the whole family went over to her house to be with her.
    But she didn't die, and at 3.30am I came home, cos I had to go to work the next(Same) day.

    Anyhow, At 5pm yesterday I legged it out of work to get home, get changed, and go over to her.
    Hopped on the bike, saw that I hadn't much petrol, but reckoned I'd have enough to get me home.
    Driving along as fast as I can, get onto the east link, and I am just coming toward the toll when the bike breaks down.
    There is no where to pull in, and cars are zooming past me on both sides.
    My indicator was still working, so I indicated left, got off the bike, and dodged cars whilst pulling my bike as close to the side as I could.
    I then had to walk my bike the length of the road, through the toll, and eventually, just before the bridge, there is a little opening in the wall that cyclists use, and I pulled my bike up there.

    Now bear in mind, not only am I freaking about my poor auld ASBO granny(Just to explain, my nanny is a total Nutter and she always says things she probably shouldn't say, so we call her the ASBO Gran), I'm also freaking about the fact that I have no petrol and I've nearly been run over about 10 times... AND I had no cash on me, so even if some kind stranger had offered to go get me petrol, I wouldn't have been able to pay him.
    So I am pissed off, upset, cursing everyone I have ever met, and also panicking about how the fcuk I am going to get home, and if my Nanny will still be alive when I get there.

    So I decide to leave the bike where I have parked it, EVEN though I had no lock with me and I had parked it opposite some mad flats. Then I have to walk 20mins back to the petrol station I passed in my rush to get home.

    So I ring my Mam, to see how my nanny is, and explain why I am going to be late.
    Before I get a chance to say anything she says

    MAM: "Ah, your Nanny's looking well, she's sitting up talking and she's after having a bowl of soup"
    ME: "Are you for real?"
    MAM: "Yeah, yeah, she looks much better then she did last night"
    ME: "Well tell I am going to kill her when I see her, because of her I rushed out of work and never got petrol and broke down on the east link and had to walk in the road, and was nearly killed, and then I had to park my bike by some dodgy flats and now I am walking for miles to a poxy petrol station to get some poxy petrol for my poxy bike!!!!!"
    MAM: "Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha"
    I echo your mothers response.


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