Your favourite non offensive cuss.

Archeron

So you're walking barefoot around the living room, and you step on on an upturned plug. As you open your mouth to shout an obscenity that fits the moment, you realize that the leaders of every major religious institute in the world, every peer you've ever had, and everyone you;ve ever known are sitting watching. You know you cant use a real curse coz its one of those moments, so what do you use?
I like "Monkeytrumpets" with a nod to Futurama.
How do you cuss when you cant REALLY cuss?

Pigman II

stinkfingers

davejones

Douche bag.

Jules

Nadgers would be the first one that comes to mind.


And with this post i have popped my AH cherry. Think i did well a year and 5 months ithout posting in here!

Gaspode

Ah Pighead! Who left that plug there?

star-pants

nutmonkeys
siucra
fiddle dee dee...

Basq

"Balls!"

Typical converstion goes something like this:

Me: Did you go out last night?
Not Me: Nah, no money
Me: Balls to that!

Feck.

MagicMarker

Why, Feck of course.

*edit* Damn you Myth!!!

ryanairzer

Sozzlewagon.

WindSock

Crapsocks, Ballsocks or Shivermetimbers. But not Windsocks

robinph

I'd be wondering how on earth all those people managed to walk in and make themselves comfy on my sofa without me noticing, and which one of them thought it a good idea to unplug the telly and leave the cable lying in the middle of the floor.

alleepally

Fiddlesticks

trout

right now ... clagnuts

formerly ... knackbags

soon to be ... crudnuggets

BendiBus

Shazbat! (for those who remember Mork & Mindy)

Archeron

Jules80 wrote: »

Nadgers would be the first one that comes to mind.


And with this post i have popped my AH cherry. Think i did well a year and 5 months ithout posting in here!

Hahahaha, and you have a picture of Joanna Lumey smoking a FAAAG.

Donald-Duck

BendiBus wrote: »

Shazbat! (for those who remember Mork & Mindy)

Havent heard that word in years

Screwthe unions

ahhh.... monkey magic!!

or

ahhhh....wizbit!!!

EdgarAllenPoo

Pox is always a handy substitute for f*ck in certain situations.

Ickle Magoo

I suppose it depends on what you consider cussing...

I say buggeringfeck...

arseolles!

cournioni

Frick. By far the best, EVER.

EdgarAllenPoo

I've developed an odd habit of exclaiming the phrase horsemickeys if let's say I stub my toe or something.

Ruu_Old

It has to be flip off, back to primary school with me.

"Giz a sweet!"
"Flip off will ya!"

ScumLord

Big hairy penis.

Sinfonia

:mad:FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFantastic!:)

Turn that frown upside down!

leninbenjamin

cruddlemuffins...

or

a diabhal

Manic Moran

I guess it depends on just how disasterous the event was.

If it was mild, I'll say "Curses!"

Not quite so mind, "Ah, ****e/Son of a..."

Less mild: "Ah feck"

High grade non-mildness. "Son of a motherf-ing bitch.."

If in polite company, "Bugger"

NTM

Dave!

Drat!

Dudess

"Sod" does the trick for me.

Fup off you fuppin' backstard!

Ahh Father Ted

Nah, I love saying frickin' or freakin'. I don't swear around my parents, so I usually have to come up with ones.

Dakeyras

**** bastard ****

i have no respect or worry for those men that you mentioned

:|

Frick it!

Goldenquick

Cussabuck

Davei141

Go & sh1te

cson

For the love of St Dolores and all the Cranberries, can ye stop swearing!

Mr. CooL ICE

My curses are either extremely offensive, or simply: "Arrrgh NOOOOOO!!!", usually followed by me hitting something. Usually my thigh...

cson wrote:

For the love of St Dolores and all the Cranberries, can ye stop swearing!

Go to heck!

Red Hand

"Oh my, I appear to be inconvienced by this recent turn of events".

Terry

Jackass.

Tzetze

Belgium!

Lands Leaving

Ya Puddin!

4zn76tysfajdxp

Shucks

Aseth

dupa [not many would understand anyway ]

You lint licker:mad:

L-M

That c*nt.......ry boy....

Andrewf20

Funk.

Miss A

Aseth wrote: »

dupa [not many would understand anyway ]

thats polish for ass***e??

amadain

kawaii

Crumbs!

KIVES

Badger!

Black Swan

I have a friend who rarely swears if at all. What he does do that's funny I discovered when riding with him in his car the other day. Someone cut him off, then stopped short in front of him. Later, at a stop light he came up along side of the offending motorist and began shaking his fist at the offender and yelling the names of Italian food dishes. The offending motorist got real mad and starting swearing back, but he wasn't yelling food names.

Rhiannon14

Muppet ftw!