Personal Issues

Capt'n Midnight

Today was the worst day of my life my girlfriend had killed herself and stipulated in her suicide note that she was my long lost sister, with a PS that I should get tested for AIDS. Then I went to the clinic to get tested, and though I had come up negative, the doctor told me that they had accidentally used a dirty needle to take the blood sample, and gave me a promotional brochure featuring many different medications that I would promptly have the privelige of choosing to fit my lifestyle.

Which medication should I try first ?

Oman

all of them

Irish Wolf

Join a club, go travelling...............


yeah yeah yeah...


DO IT! TAKE EM ALL!

Ghost Train

i think theres a rule here you can't take any of the free medical advice you get here... something about everybody else has to pay the doctor, so no freebies

i say move this to the personal issues forum, there always looking for stuff like this... never enough issues over there

Latchy

Rock n roll , way da go ..........i feel good daba daba daba do

randylonghorn

Capt'n Midnight wrote: »

... and stipulated in her suicide note that she was my long lost sister ...

Ah hell ... all that potential extra sexual frisson, and you didn't know until it was too late?!

Earthhorse

What were you doing reading her e-mail anyway?

I think you are the one with trust issues OP.

copacetic

I think it it pretty clear that it is the OP who has the problem here. Not his ex/sis (apart from being deaded)

randylonghorn

copacetic wrote: »

I think it it pretty clear that it is the OP who has the problem here. Not his ex/sis (apart from being deaded)

Aye. Apart from anything else, it's about time he put some clothes on, and arranged to bury the poor girl.

copacetic

randylonghorn wrote: »

Aye. Apart from anything else, it's about time he put some clothes on, and arranged to bury the poor girl.

or at least call the funeral home and have her body taken away. If anything this is a public health issue.

randylonghorn

If he keeps it up, it will be a pubic health issue ... :rolleyes:

copacetic

randylonghorn wrote: »

If he keeps it up, it will be a pubic health issue ... :rolleyes:

thats the crux of it I guess. OP you need to make the next time the last time, no point just telling yourself that. You have to mean it. Just ask yourself, where is the future in this relationship?

fobster

Necrophilia!

copacetic

fobster wrote: »

Necrophilia!

listen, lets not throw labels around. It's a time of transition for the captain, it's not easy for anyone.

biko

Commit suicide!

The amount of times I've wanted to say that in PI

Capt'n Midnight

But if I commit suicide again won't the insurance company get suspicious ?

Earthhorse

Naw man, it's double jeopardy. They can't be suspicious of the same crime twice.

Capt'n Midnight

cool
looks like a trip to the crematorium to pickup the next double
PITA faking the dental records a lot of work , but you can't be too careful about DNA surviving

oh wait the girlfriend was down there last week
she's not dead :eek:

thought I heard a noise behind me
BRB

Hail 2 Da Chimp

Whoa whoa whoa.... Did she have the good AIDS or the bad AIDS?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Mn3U0v1cXaU