Girls: How much do you despise beer bellies?

Pighead

Pighead looks over at the BGRH forum and sees the lads banging their big bellies up against one another in a sign of chubby solidarity. They seem like a happy bunch and fair play to them they haven't let their afflictions get them down.

But are we seeing the whole picture? What about their respective ladies, how do they feel about their once toned athletic fellows turning into Jelly Bellies? Where once you tingled with anticipation as your fella mounted you now you hold your breath and pray to God you don't get squashed.

Where once you lay in his strong arms in front of an open fire sipping on a glass of fine red wine now you watch on sadly as he does a laboured skip of joy upon finding out Tesco's are doing 20 bottles of Miller for 16.99.

Do you miss your pre-fat bellied man or have you become fond of your hubbys fleshy folds?

watna

We both have beer bellies. Fcuk you.

As I have stated a number of times I love beer bellies. My bf keeps talking about going to the gym to get rid of his but i want him to keep it. It makes him cuddly and keeps me warm at night by fitting snuggly in my back and it also makes me look skinnier my comparison. it's a win win! Beer bellies ftw!

WindSock

We both have

Mind, I'm glad ours haven't gone completly out of control, we can still hug each other and see our feet. I think when it gets to the stage where we cant do either of those then we will need to tighten our belts.

We both have beer bellies. Fcuk you.

Ben and jerry contribute to my fella's one also pizza too. I like it but he doesn't and it makes him self conscious i think but think he's really really sexy anyway no matter what his stomach looks like.
He's slim and broad shouldered anyway so its no diferent to what you'd usualy see on a guy who enjoys his pints
and exactly what watna says if he cuddles up to me at night and keeps me warm thats all that matters

Pighead

WindSock wrote: »

We both have

Mind, I'm glad ours haven't gone completly out of control, we can still hug each other and see our feet. I think when it gets to the stage where we cant do either of those then we will need to tighten our belts.

Does his big belly affect life in the bedroom department. Does it cause any restricments or obstructions? Have you ever made your fella wear a girdle when the two of you go out to meet friends?

Pighead

coolsmileygirl wrote: »

and exactly what watna says if he cuddles up to me at night and keeps me warm thats all that matters

Surely that can't be all that matters. Anybody can cuddle chicks and keep them warm at night. Smelly tramps, farmers and even blokes from Leitrim are able to cuddle. Surely you look for more in a man?

Slow Motion

Pighead wrote: »

Does his big belly affect life in the bedroom department. Does it cause any restricments or obstructions? Have you ever made your fella wear a girdle when the two of you go out to meet friends?

Why would you possible want to know ? Trying to get a vicarious sexlife by asking others about theirs ? I think you might want to try somewhere else !

Pighead

Slow Motion wrote: »

Why would you possible want to know ? Trying to get a vicarious sexlife by asking others about theirs ? I think you might want to try somewhere else !

Well Pigheads come to the conclusion that he probably won't have his temple of a body for all time. In the year 2040 theres probably a slight risk that Pighead will have developed a Beer Belly.

With that in mind Pighead decided to do some market research re bedroom activities etc. It would be a crying shame if a Beer Belly took anything away from Pigheads magnificent bedroom skills.

Its called planning Slow, forewarned is forearmed.

Lux23

I like all shapes and sizes in men well except for really scrawy ones so the odd beer belly is quite welcome.

smashey

Pighead wrote: »

It would be a crying shame if a Beer Belly took anything away from Pigheads magnificent bedroom skills.

So, Pighead's belly is going to get in the way of his hands?

Beruthiel

Pighead wrote: »

With that in mind Pighead decided to do some market research re bedroom activities etc. It would be a crying shame if a Beer Belly took anything away from Pigheads magnificent bedroom skills.

Just to ease your concern, a slight belly should be no problem, if however, you look like you're about to drop twins, I'd suggest a diet of some sort.

Pighead

We both have beer bellies. Fcuk you.

Pighead wrote: »

Surely that can't be all that matters. Anybody can cuddle chicks and keep them warm at night. Smelly tramps, farmers and even blokes from Leitrim are able to cuddle. Surely you look for more in a man?

Occasionally I require a bit more than cuddling from my man when in the bedroom
He does what he's told thats all I want

randylonghorn

Pighead wrote: »

It would be a crying shame if a Beer Belly took anything away from Pigheads magnificent bedroom skills.

Ah, but most of us can afford to put on more than an inch around the waist without nullifying our ability to make actual contact further down ...

monkeyfudge

Yep... having a small penis doesn't matter if you have 20 stone behind it to drive it home with.

watna

We both have beer bellies. Fcuk you.

monkeyfudge wrote: »

Yep... having a small penis doesn't matter if you have 20 stone behind it to drive it home with.

:eek: Must... get ....mental image.... out of head!!

Latchy

I dont have one .....no mid (rift) life crisis here

randylonghorn

monkeyfudge wrote: »

Yep... having a small penis doesn't matter if you have 20 stone behind it to drive it home with.

Really, MF? Jeez, I learn something new every day ... whether I want to or not!

watna wrote: »

:eek: Must... get ....mental image.... out of head!!

I refused to let it in in the first place, tbh!

Jules

We both have beer bellies. Fcuk you.

Pighead, again you make me smile with your informative and generally wonderful posting!!!

All I wil say is BB FTW!!!!!

azezil

Yeah I like my fella to be big and cuddly.More of him to love now.

Beer bellies make baby Jesus cry, crushing him with those layers of unrelenting flab, seeping into every orifice... makes me sick I tells ya!

Pighead

Pighead wrote: »

Surely that can't be all that matters. Anybody can cuddle chicks and keep them warm at night. Smelly tramps, farmers and even blokes from Leitrim are able to cuddle. Surely you look for more in a man?

You've completely obliterated any esteem I hef for you.

On topic, according to Oprah you gain 1 inch in penis length for every 40 or maybe 60 pounds you lose. It is disappears into the gut.

LadyJ

I don't mind a bit of a belly but if it goes past the size of a basketball, then it's getting a bit ridiculous!

Actually bear like guys with big bellies can be appealing, but average with little guts are a turn off.

Anti

Jules80 wrote: »

Pighead, again you make me smile with your informative and generally wonderful posting!!!

All I wil say is BB FTW!!!!!

Good woman !

tallaght01

Moonbaby wrote: »

You've completely obliterated any esteem I hef for you.

On topic, according to Oprah you gain 1 inch in penis length for every 40 or maybe 60 pounds you lose. It is disappears into the gut.

Jaysus, I must have had a monster of a tool before I grew my belly

:-p

wtf is "patsy" ??

It's always nice to find another forum I'm not banned from!

watna

We both have beer bellies. Fcuk you.

"Patsy" is Patsy from Ab Fab. She's the forum's inspiration! Read the name change thread to see how that came about.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ab_fab

I'm sure the BGRH boys will be glad to see that beer bellies are so popular!

Glad you're enjoying the not being banned! Hopefully you'll behave yourself and stay!



p.s. a bit off-topic. but how's the foreskin?!

tallaght01

watna wrote: »

"Patsy" is Patsy from Ab Fab. She's the forum's inspiration! Read the name change thread to see how that came about.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ab_fab

I'm sure the BGRH boys will be glad to see that beer bellies are so popular!

Glad you're enjoying the not being banned! Hopefully you'll behave yourself and stay!



p.s. a bit off-topic. but how's the foreskin?!

The foreskin is in a lab somewhere now. Reckon it's on it's way to a museum in some university. Probably for use by veterinary students. I hear they couldn't find an elephant's foreskin, so they've popped mine into a jar to fool the undergraduates. Some of them thought it was a bit big for an elephant, but most of them didn't notice the difference lol

Thank you for asking :P

Mrs. MacGyver

We both have beer bellies. Fcuk you.

I like beer bellies, it makes them more cuddly. My fella has one and he seems to have a sunier personality compared to those men i know that don't have one.

Tree

gotta love the big bear boys

pretty-in-pink

I don't mind, its love that counts

tallaght01

pretty-in-pink wrote: »

I don't mind, its love that counts

I think pretty in pink should have all access rights in BGRH rescinded immediately for that disgraceful post

John Mason

We both have beer bellies. Fcuk you.

i love my men with a bit of flesh to grab on to, beer bellies rock

Maple

We both have beer bellies. Fcuk you.

Big bear men rock.

Volvoboy

Proud to be a Bear-Man!!:D




-BM-

SarahSassy

We both have beer bellies. Fcuk you.

Lux23 wrote: »

I like all shapes and sizes in men well except for really scrawy ones so the odd beer belly is quite welcome.

I agree 100% - scrawny is not cute..

Dont shoot me for this but I do think 'heavy' men still look better naked than heavy women. JUst another unfair aspect to being a women.

Malteaser!

My boyf doesn't have a beer belly(well he shouldn't considering hes never had a drop of beer in his life).

He's definately not a skinny minny though either...he's got a real stocky build, I'd go for that build over a scrwany boy any day.

SarahSassy

SarahSassy wrote: »

I agree 100% - scrawny is not cute..

Dont shoot me for this but I do think 'heavy' men still look better naked than heavy women. JUst another unfair aspect to being a women.

I can find a heavy woman attractive, say size 16-18.
I can look at a really obese women and not be disgusted.
But my stomach turns when I see painfully thin women, and I wouldn't rate anyone under a size 8 as attractive.

k-a-t-e

I agree with Malteaser. Scrawny is not good, Belly is not good but stocky is very good. You need something to get hold of but not too much. Its kinda the difference between footballers (scrawny) and rugby players (stocky, most of them anyway).

Alessandra

We both have beer bellies. Fcuk you.

Hate to see an otherwise skinny man with a massive belly. A big tall, broadchested man with a tum aint bad as long as he's not obese I am happy.

Lil' Smiler

Yeah I like my fella to be big and cuddly.More of him to love now.

Eurgh... my ex got a horrid beer belly and then put a whole load of weight on on his face, he just drank a ridiculous amount.

Also his friend has the worst beer belly, he actually looks pregnant and loves to show it off after a fair few drinks. ..manky!!

Malteaser!

Lil' Smiler wrote: »

Eurgh... my ex got a horrid beer belly and then put a whole load of weight on on his face, he just drank a ridiculous amount.

Also his friend has the worst beer belly, he actually looks pregnant and loves to show it off after a fair few drinks. ..manky!!

hahaha, even though my boyfriend doesn't have a beer belly he can do a really impressive pregnant belly when he pushes out. It totally grosses me out!!!

Spicy Lauren

Yeah I like my fella to be big and cuddly.More of him to love now.

Beer bellies are disguting.
I'd make the lad run! If he didnt, that'd be me who'd be running!
Away, that is.

metrovelvet

A tidal wave of pure fat.

Crumble Froo

We both have beer bellies. Fcuk you.

SarahSassy wrote: »

I agree 100% - scrawny is not cute..

Dont shoot me for this but I do think 'heavy' men still look better naked than heavy women. JUst another unfair aspect to being a women.

much and all as i love beer bellies on men... it does have to be said as well that skinny/scrawny geeky types have a huge appeal too :cool:

LivingDeadGirl

Yeah I like my fella to be big and cuddly.More of him to love now.

No beer belly ftw, don't want it jiggling on top of me, jeez! I'm well happy with my slim guy.