Heather Mills-she's lost the plot

Degsy

http://ie.youtube.com/watch?v=CGXQB3o_gnc

Now she's convinced that people want her dead because she's going to blow the whistle on "certain parties"..not only that there's an "underground movement" out to bump her off!It seems that the pressure of excessive greed has finally driven her mad,she should've taken a million quid or so and buggered off.

Dragan

She's clearly insane and hasn't a leg to stand on.

MikeHoncho

Dragan wrote: »

She's clearly insane and hasn't a leg to stand on.

ZING!!!!!!!!

Degsy

I hear she's hopping mad!

muletide

I heard that Paul Mc Cartney offered to buy her a Plane as part of his divorce settlement.....






And a tube of immac for the other leg

Degsy

When asked did he go down on one knee the night they got engaged he replied "I'd prefer if you called her Heather!"

big b

Reckon she's unsure of her next move......stumped.

Degsy

She should go to africa,thats where the Negros.

Outer Bongolia

"She's running around in circles", according to a close friend, "she
will need all the support she can get. It's not like its easy to walk
out on a relationship like this"


A poem by Sir Paul McCartney
I lay upon a grassy bank
My hands were all a quiver
I slowly removed her suspender belt
and her leg fell in the river

These jokes are funny but lets spare a thought for Paul please. Now she
has left him, he's going to struggle to find another lady that can fill
her shoe.

walshb

She may well be mad and a bit of a laughing stock, but she's not nearly as much a joke as Macca. He's the one who actually married her in the first place and had the audacity to believe she 'loved' him, him the person...what a fool.
And what an old fool....didn't Mucca have more micke** than hot dinners and yet Macc goes and marries her....he's the real Joke in this whole affair and Mucca deserves every penny she gets and I hope she gets a damn lot

Degsy

I have it on good authority that Mccartney is as tight as a crab's arse in high water,he wont pay for anything,leave tips or spend money at all if he can avoid it.And what does he think he looks like with that poxy dyed hair?

walshb

I have heard that too. Apparently he had a barbeque and he told those coming to bring their own drink....he's worth over a Billion Euro.
Heather deserves a massive pay check for having to wake up to the sight of
Paul every morning. That couldn't have been easy!!!!