Punch a Politian !

Slow Motion

I don't condone or advocate violence, but following on from a discussion in the bar I thought this deserved a thread. If (in an alternative universe) you were allowed to take a swipe at a politian, who would it be and how would you do it ? For me it would be Jabba Hearny and I would take a run up behind here and finish up with an elbow in the back of the neck !

ibh

The obvious choice for me would be Dermot Ahern because he's from Dundalk. But he's so inconsequential. I think i would choose Willie O' Dea. Crack him right in the lower nose / upper moustache region.

Any of the other cnuts in the Dail could get a punch as well if they wanted. I don't discriminate, whether they're PD, Labour, FF etc I would have no problem decking them.
I'm an equal opportunities employer of violence

jester77

Gotto be Mary as well, best chance of a soft landing and doing less damage to the knuckles and hand... could you imagine not being able to lift your pint or cut your steak :eek:

ibh

Oh i've just changed my mind. I'd bate the sh!te out of Jackie Healy Rae until he started speaking something that actually resembles English. He's absolutely ridicuolus. Can you imagine him meeting foreign dignitaries with his pigeon english and his flat cap and wax jacket. Jesus the voters in this country have a lot to answer for.

The Hill Billy

I'd have to say that I think Bertie would more deserving of a thump than any of the rest. He's the boss. The buck stops with him.

Hagar

There isn't a politician in the land I would want to punch, a good kick in the bollix though is another matter

Slow Motion

Hill Billy wrote: »

I'd have to say that I think Bertie would more deserving of a thump than any of the rest. He's the boss. The buckshot stops with him.

Fixed that for ya

John Mason

whoever is responsible for the lack of public transport to finglas - WHY, DEAR GOD, WHY, do the bus only go as far as parnell street? i would make them get the 40A every morning from my house to the Dail. i am sure of the stress of that would kill them

_blank_

Enda Kenny.

How does someone conspire to not win an election against the corruption and greed in FF?

s_carnage

Think it would be Brian Cowen. Well might let him away with it if he doesn't increase fags and booze next month.

Slow Motion

'Cmon guys, a bit more in the way of description as to how you would punch/slash/maim/dismember the various muppets who run/ruin our lives for us !

Hagar

s_carnage wrote: »

Think it would be Brian Cowen.

Yeah, give him a big fat lip, no wait, too late...

the locust

Mary H would get a swift knee to the balls and a good lash of the hurl across the jaw! haha! just kiddin!

admiralofthefleet

michael mc dildo, if he was still a politician, what an arrogant twat, i have taken brother hagar's sound advice and decided that a shot in the bollix would be better

The Hill Billy

I'd tie him nekkid to that lampost in Ranelagh & have the poodles piss all over him.

I would walk up to Bertie with a brown envelope in hand to draw his attention. As he reaches to shake my hand and obtain said envelope, I would deliver a devastating kick to the bollox with my steel toe boots. As he bends over in tremendous pain I would give him a knee into the face.
I would then repeat this procedure with every one of those hypocritical lying cnuts that occupy the Dail.

Bazzy

For me it would have to be enda kenny as he is a muppet

Step one : Find Large nettle field.

Step Two: Strip said over paid prat

Step 3 : que 5 large angry rotweiler dogs

To be fair i'd give him a 3 second head start when the dogs are finished............ I'd then pour some salt on the wounds literaly!

GhostInTheRuins

Bazzy wrote: »

Step Two: Strip said over paid prat

You'd strip Enda Kenny?! :eek:

johnnyskeleton

George W Bush - it's an obvious one but needs to be said.

Then again, the reason for all this messing in Iraq could well be due to him being dropped on his head so many times as a baby - I don't want to make it any worse.

Zaph

Jackie Healy Rae - the man's an embarrassment to humanity, never mind elected representatives. It wouldn't be subtle and would lack any sort of finesse, just like the man himself, a simple baseball bat across the back of the head when he's not looking. I'd get his idiot son too to make sure the gene pool is cleansed of these national disgraces.

Carroller16

the locust wrote: »

Mary H would get a swift knee to the balls and a good lash of the hurl across the jaw! haha! just kiddin!

exactly wat ive been thinkin

Senna

the locust wrote: »

Mary H would get a swift knee to the balls and a good lash of the hurl across the jaw! haha! just kiddin!

I was going to correct that...... but you could be right

Bazzy

D.T. Jesus wrote: »

You'd strip Enda Kenny?! :eek:

Well a field of nettles wouldnt hurt as much with ur clothes on

leninbenjamin

zaph wrote: »

Jackie Healy Rae - the man's an embarrassment to humanity, never mind elected representatives. It wouldn't be subtle and would lack any sort of finesse, just like the man himself, a simple baseball bat across the back of the head when he's not looking. I'd get his idiot son too to make sure the gene pool is cleansed of these national disgraces.

agreed. the man is the personification of everything wrong with the Irish system...

a punch wouldn't do enough though. i'd rather hammer a nail through their hands... supposedly among the most painful things that an happen to you if you get the right nerve...

Slow Motion

zaph wrote: »

Jackie Healy Rae - the man's an embarrassment to humanity, never mind elected representatives. It wouldn't be subtle and would lack any sort of finesse, just like the man himself, a simple baseball bat across the back of the head when he's not looking. I'd get his idiot son too to make sure the gene pool is cleansed of these national disgraces.

Best so far !:D

ferdi

the man is hilarious.

Hagar

Slow Motion

Hagar wrote: »

Good Lord in Heaven, the similarity is uncanny !

HEY YOU GUYS !!!!!

_blank_

Even the aul wan looks like the guy in the red coat.

patrickc

http://youtube.com/watch?v=wL_rI_khCo4