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Silly joke(sure aren't they all)

  • 13-11-2007 2:14pm
    #1
    patmac
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    Aspiring psychologists were attending their first class on emotional extremes at Trinity.
    'Just to establish some parameters,' said the professor to the student from Monkstown, 'What is the opposite of joy?'
    'Sadness,' said the student.

    'And the opposite of depression?' he asked of the young lady from Rathmines.
    'Elation,' she said.

    'And you sir,' he said to the young man from Ballinasloe , 'How about the opposite of woe?' The man replied, 'That would be 'giddy up'.


Comments

  • #2
    biko
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    On behalf of culchies everywhere - Boooo :p


  • #3
    arghh
    Closed Accounts Posts: 89 ✭✭arghh


    me likes


  • #4
    patmac
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,602 ✭✭✭patmac


    biko wrote: »
    On behalf of culchies everywhere - Boooo :p

    Twas a Ballinasloe (where I reside) joke connected to this: Ladies day at Ballinasloe Horse Fair.jpg


  • #5
    biko
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    Lovely hoops, maybe I should drive over to Ballinasloe.

    Hehe look at the guy with the stick. Is he herding them?


  • #6
    dak
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    Maybe it should be renamed Ballinawoe .....


    ....



    Neeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeighhhhhhhhhhhhh!


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  • #7
    FruitLover
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    I'd ride that one in front over a fence or two...


  • #8
    milltown
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    FruitLover wrote: »
    I'd ride that one in front over a fence or two...

    You'd want to do it quick before the rest of the Maughan/Connors catch up with you. You'd be in for a right slash-hooking!

    Quite striking, the difference between "ladies day" at the RDS and "ladies" day in Ballinasloe, isn't it?


  • #9
    Brethitmanhart
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 244 ✭✭Brethitmanhart


    I don't get it...should I be from Dublin to get it?
    Or am I just really tired!


  • #10
    dak
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,577 ✭✭✭dak


    Brethitmanhart wrote: »
    I don't get it...should I be from Dublin to get it?
    Or am I just really tired!

    You must be really tired! You Don't want to mess with Ballinawoes!


  • #11
    Transform
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,394 ✭✭✭Transform


    OMG even very tired does not cover your lack of a culchie funny elbow


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