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First Aid

  • 08-11-2007 8:18pm
    #1
    dak
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,577 ✭✭✭


    Two men from Texas were sitting at a bar, when a young lady nearby began to choke on a hamburger. As she gasped and gagged, one Texan turned to the other and said,
    "That little gal is havin' a bad time. I'm gonna go over there and help."
    He ran over to the young lady, held both sides of her head in his big Texan hands, and asked,
    "Kin ya swaller?"
    Gasping, she shook her head no. He asked, "Kin ya breathe?" Still gasping she again shook her head no. With that, he yanked up her skirt, pulled down her panties and licked her on the butt. The young woman was so shocked that she coughed up the piece of hamburger and began to breathe on her own. The Texan sat back down with his friend and said,
    "Ya know, it's sure amazin' how that hind-lick maneuver always works"



    If you don't get it go on a first aid course!


Comments

  • #2
    spudington16
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 786 ✭✭✭spudington16


    dak wrote: »
    If you don't get it go on a first aid course!

    There's not a whole lot to get, in fairness. :rolleyes:

    Not a bad joke, though. ;)


  • #3
    dak
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,577 ✭✭✭dak


    spudington16 wrote: »
    There's not a whole lot to get, in fairness. :rolleyes:

    Not a bad joke, though. ;)

    The pun is on a Heimlich manouvre which I never heard of until I did an occupational first aid course !


  • #4
    Flushdraw
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,187 ✭✭✭Flushdraw


    dak wrote: »
    The pun is on a Heimlich manouvre which I never heard of until I did an occupational first aid course !

    Wow....cant believe you felt you had to explain the pun...........i thought every man, woman and child knew what that was


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