Quotes

lespaul

Post some brilliant quotes. ill get back later with some great ones, but for the time being im just contributing the one in my profile. :cool:

star-pants

"What's the point in wearing your lucky rocketship underpants when noone asks to see 'em?"

Jesus Wept

star-pants wrote: »

"What's the point in wearing your lucky rocketship underpants when noone asks to see 'em?"

Indeed, show us yore star-pants. I've been wondering.

biko

If we knew what we were doing, it wouldn't be called research, would it?

Albert Einstein

lespaul

"Friendship is like peeing on yourself: everyone can see it, but only you get the warm feeling that it brings."

"I first noticed i was God when i was praying and i realised i was talking to myself"

"The real trouble with reality is that there's no background music."

more to come :cool:

lespaul

"The problem with America is stupidity. I'm not saying there should be a capital punishment for stupidity, but why don't we just take the safety labels off of everything and let the problem solve itself?"

"First we were taught to walk and talk, then we were told to sit down and shut up."

"I don't suffer from insanity. I enjoy every minute of it."

star-pants

The-Rigger wrote: »

Indeed, show us yore star-pants. I've been wondering.

They're in the wash

star-pants

OT

"Amor animi arbitrio sumitur, non ponitur"

lespaul

star-pants wrote: »

They're in the wash

whats the point of washing them when theyre only gonna get dirty again?

star-pants

lespaul wrote: »

whats the point of washing them when theyre only gonna get dirty again?

Should always have clean underwear on.... just incase

Dizzyblonde

There is more hunger for love and appreciation in this world than for bread.
Mother Teresa

Jesus Wept

Dizzyblonde wrote: »

There is more hunger for love and appreciation in this world than for bread.
Mother Teresa

What kind of bread?

uglyjohn

The existence of flamethrowers means that at some point, some person said to himself, "Gee, I sure would like to set those people on fire over there. But I'm way to far away to get the job done. If only I had something that would throw flame on them."

2 stroke

star-pants wrote: »

Should always have clean underwear on.... just incase

Yeah, in case something frightens the sh1t out of you before you're carted away in an ambulance.

2 stroke

He who go to bed with itchy bum, wake up with smelly finger.

orestes

If God can see everything, you know he's watching porn

2 stroke

lespaul wrote: »

whats the point of washing them when theyre only gonna get dirty again?

whats the point of dirtying them when theyre only gonna get washed again.

randylonghorn

What exactly did the guy who discovered how to get milk from a cow think he was doing?

Matt Holck

2 stroke wrote: »

Yeah, in case something frightens the sh1t out of you before you're carted away in an ambulance.

shiny liquid metal balls

2 stroke

randylonghorn wrote: »

What exactly did the guy who discovered how to get milk from a cow think he was doing?

A few years ago, a guy studying food alergies travelled travelled to the US to study native americans because he knew a high percentage of them have allergies to dairy products. On his first visit to a reservation he was explaining the reason for his visit, i.e. surely milk must have been in the diet for thousands of years and that some recent event must be causing the allergies. He was told "bulallo not easy to catch, ancestors usualy had to kill them". May not be exact quote, but the poor guy had planned a 3 month visit.

kev_s88

"better late than pregnant" - quoted by a good friend of mine

Matt Holck

no doubt

Matt Holck wrote: »

shiny liquid metal balls

carried over for continuity

wise man in public toilets say "chain swinging, seat still warm"

Jesus Wept

randylonghorn wrote: »

What exactly did the guy who discovered how to get milk from a cow think he was doing?

It was probably CM and we both know what he thought he was doing.

pd101

Micheál Ó Muircheartaigh

"Sean Óg Ó Hailpín....his father's from Fermanagh, his mother's from Fiji, neither a hurling stronghold."

"Teddy McCarthy to John McCarthy, no relation, John McCarthy to Teddy McCarthy, still no relation."

He kicks the ball lan san aer, could've been a goal, could've been a point.......it went wide."

"Anthony Lynch the Cork corner back will be the last person to let you down- his people are undertakers"

longshanks

orestes wrote: »

If God can see everything, you know he's watching porn

watchin it bein made

2 stroke

Never take life seriously. Nobody gets out alive anyway.

When I die, I want to go peacefully like my Grandfather did, in his sleep -- not screaming, like the passengers in his car.

If you die in an elevator, be sure to push the Up button.

2 stroke

There is a fine line between fishing and just standing on the shore like an idiot.