my star wars driving

magick · 03-11-2007 6:34pm #1

sometimes while drving in a tunnel , i think of the Star Wars music , where Luke is flying his fighter to get to the exhaust port....

it kinda goes something like this ...............

just on entering the tunnel i say "this is Red 5 im going in !!!!"

then floor it , weaving in and out of the traffic shouting (with the windows down) "BLASTED BIGGS WHERE ARE YOU?!"

At that point i see the cops are chasing me and are catching up.

At this point i hear Obi Wan saying "use the force Luke" at which i take my hands off the wheel of the car"

But i see the end of the tunnel and shout out the window "your all clear kid now lets blow this thing and go home!"

I clear the tunnel and plough into a pole on the side of the road, my head goes right into the air bag while hearing Obi Wan saying "the force will be with you always".

Im expected in court next week