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Men take good care of your wives!!!

  • 02-11-2007 7:49pm
    #1
    marcsignal
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,072 ✭✭✭


    Last Saturday afternoon, I was sitting on my deck, drinking beer and
    watching my wife mow the lawn.

    Doris from next door was so upset at this that she came over and shouted...
    You lazy old f#*t - & $@% bliks@m !! Sitting there drinking beer while your
    poor wife pushes that ancient lawn mower around! Get up off your backside
    and give her a break! "

    I thought " Goodness! ... Women! " and I took a swig from my bottle of
    beer, wiped the cold foam from my lips, lifted my darkened Raybans, stared
    directly at this nosey neighbour, and told her in no uncertain terms:

    " Bugger off and mind your own business... you busy body... My wife has
    green fingers, and she really enjoys gardening ".

    After a few days I felt really bad, so I went out and bought her a ride-on
    mower to show my sensitive side.

    I am so proud of the deal I got and it is refreshing to know that my wife
    can now sit down while mowing the lawn.

    Yes Guy's, after all .... we should really take good care of our wives ...
    that way - maybe they will take good care of us!


    As motivation for you to do the same, I have attached a picture. I hope it
    comes through OK.


Comments

  • #2
    Binomate
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,783 ✭✭✭Binomate


    ...


  • #3
    Archeron
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,414 ✭✭✭Archeron


    marcsignal wrote: »
    Last Saturday afternoon, I was sitting on my deck,

    The burning question is why and how you have a lawn when you seem to live on a boat?


  • #4
    connundrum
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,563 ✭✭✭connundrum


    Humour?


  • #5
    Binomate
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,783 ✭✭✭Binomate


    connundrum wrote: »
    Humour?
    It needs to be funny for it to belong in the humor forum.


  • #6
    marcsignal
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,072 ✭✭✭marcsignal


    doooh ! wrong thread :mad::o

    please delete mods


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  • #7
    ScumLord
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 28,789 ✭✭✭✭ScumLord


    I like it. LoL :D


  • #8
    Gaspode
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,044 ✭✭✭Gaspode


    I love my wifey much more than that!! I got her this one:
    photo166.jpg

    Leaves her more time for kitchen work, but not enough that she can log into boards and see this!!


  • #9
    Karoma
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 19,396 ✭✭✭✭Karoma


    Binomate wrote: »
    It needs to be funny for it to belong in the humor forum.

    Since when? And "funny" is (mostly) subjective.


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