Two Australians working on a building site

komodosp · 29-10-2007 2:29pm #1

There were two Australians working on building site, many floors up on the scaffolding. One says to the other

"Bladdy 'Ell, mate, Oi'm doiyin' for a piss, but I couldn't be bothered cloimbin' all the way down to use the portaloo!"

The other says, "No bother, just walk out to the edge a' that plank a' wood! Piss over the edge, Oi'll stand on this side to weigh it down so it doesn't fall ova!"

So the Aussie walks out to the edge of the plank and starts to urinate off of it. Just then, the lunch bell goes, and the guy who was supposed to be weighing the plank down on the scaffolding forgets, and walks off. The plank topples over from weight of the bloke pissing and he plummets to his death.

Some time later, three fellas of varying nationality are sitting in a bar, discussing women and how much they are pursued in their own countries.

The Englishman says

"I say, we English have been known to miss a game of football for a bird..."

The Frenchman says

"Zat is nossing! We French chase ze women with zest, and give zem ze gifts of love!"

The Australian says

"That's nothin', mate! A couple o' months ago, Oi was walkin' down the street with two gorgeous sheilas under me arms, when this bloke comes fallin' outta the sky, with his dick in his hand, shouting 'CUUUUUUNT!!'"

machiavellianme · 29-10-2007 3:12pm

How unfunny. Dont get why nationality had anything to do with that. Nor do I see any humour. Only one Terrible star for you.

Fey! · 29-10-2007 3:23pm

I like!!!

MrJoeSoap · 29-10-2007 3:51pm

Two gorgeous what?

Hagar · 29-10-2007 6:48pm

Sheilas? The terrors of sloppy cut and paste.

Machiavellianme please read the Charter. If you feel a thread only merits a single star that's fine, otherwise please limit your critique.