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* Be warned * Cinderella Joke.

  • 27-10-2007 12:16am
    #1
    Capt'n Midnight
    Moderators, Recreation & Hobbies Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Technology & Internet Moderators Posts: 93,583 Mod ✭✭✭✭


    Why didn't Cinderella make a good footballer ?
    She kept running away from the ball.

    Why didn't Cinderella make a good footballer ?
    She had a pumpkin as a coach.


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  • #2
    The Bollox
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,372 ✭✭✭The Bollox


    Joe King from The Beano will never be dead...


  • #3
    GLaDOS
    Moderators, Regional East Moderators Posts: 23,238 Mod ✭✭✭✭GLaDOS


    The Bollox wrote: »
    Joe King from The Beano will never be dead...
    What a legend

    Cake, and grief counseling, will be available at the conclusion of the test



  • #4
    EricM
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 233 ✭✭EricM


    Why did Disney fire Cinderella?
    Because she kept sitting on Pinnochio's nose and making him tell lies.

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    Q. What did Cinderella do when she got to the ball?
    A. Gagged.

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    Cinderella was excited that she had bought a new magical mirror. She hung the mirror on the door and chanted, “Mirror, mirror, on the door, make my bust a 44″. All of a sudden, Cinderella had these huge breasts and she was delighted.

    Sometime later, her Prince came by and noticed her new magical mirror. The Prince thought that he too would give the new magical mirror a try. The Prince then chanted, “Mirror, mirror, on the door, make my cock touch the floor”.

    Suddenly, the Prince’s legs disappeared!


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