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Lucky Man

  • 17-10-2007 7:42pm
    #1
    mickrourke
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 686 ✭✭✭


    After going to the hospital for a routine checkup, a man is devastated when he finds out he has the rare deadly disease B55. The doctor tells him that he only has 1 week to live.
    After going home to come to terms with the news the man decides that he is not going to waste his last week alive so he and his wife go out to bingo. While he is there he decides to enter the prize draw game. First of all he gets 1 line and wins a car. Then he gets 2 lines and wins €10,000. Then he gets a full house and wins the holiday of a lifetime for two. At the end of the round the bingo caller comes up to him and said, "You must be the luckiest man in the world! You have just won a car, €10,000, and the holiday of a lifetime in just one game."
    "I'm not that lucky" replied the man. "I've got B55."
    The bingo callers face turnes to shock and he says, "You lucky b**tard! You've won the raffle as well!"


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