Heights

Oliverdog

The height of machismo?
Jogging home from a vasectomy.

The height of selfishness?
Wearing a ribbed condom, inside-out.

I wonder if there are any others?

mickrourke

Oliverdog wrote: »

The height of selfishness?
Wearing a ribbed condom, inside-out.

Nice.

Enright

seeing if i can remember them:

The height of madness: two bald men fighting over a comb

The height of agony: A one armed man hanging over cliff with itchy "liathroidi"

The height of agony: A man standing outside a jacks with a bent penny


Christ, they are old, even the currency is ancient

Capt'n Midnight

honesty, pregnant woman paying for two on a bus

speed, skid marks out side a public toilet and a fiver in the slot

agony, a fly sliding down a razor blade using it's balls for barkes

hope, an elephant hanging over a cliff with it's tail round a daisy

poverty, toilet paper on the line

extreme poverty, the neighbours nicking it

seagull

Frustration - a bent penny at the toilet door

evil_seed

conceit, calling out your own name when you climax

slavigo

Capt'n Midnight wrote: »

honesty, pregnant woman paying for two on a bus

....

greed, the bus driver insisting that it's twins!

Feral Mutant

Patience - A naked woman lying under a banana tree with her legs open