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So, jokes.

Varkov · 2007-10-12 10:54:54

There's an Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman and they are all trapped in a jail cell. Eventually they all starved to death. What's the difference between a rottwieller and a poodle? There are many differences. They are two totally different breeds of dog. What do you get if you cross a horse and a donkey? A mule. Why…

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Varkov

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There's an Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman and they are all
trapped in a jail cell.
Eventually they all starved to death.

What's the difference between a rottwieller and a poodle?
There are many differences. They are two totally different breeds of dog.

What do you get if you cross a horse and a donkey?
A mule.

Why do women fake orgasms?
Because they want to give men the impression that they have climaxed.

Two men are sitting in a pub.
One man turns to the other and says: 'Last night I saw lots of
strange men coming in and out of your wife's house.' The other man
replies: 'Yes, she has become a prostitute to subsidise her drug
habit.'

Hahaha. Well I'm cracking up. On the inside.

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#2 12-10-2007 11:02am

--Kaiser--

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Amused me anyway

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#3 12-10-2007 6:26pm

Flushdraw

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Wtf

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#4 12-10-2007 6:32pm

Hagar

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Anti-jokes very fashionable, and quite funny.

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#5 12-10-2007 10:40pm

Zapp Brannigan

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Ah ye good ole German jokes!

I like, but you forgot this chestnut:

What do you get if you stick a knife in a baby?

A life sentence.

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