Has anyone any ketchup?

prendy

If anyone out there has any ketchup please send it to the centra shop beside drumcondra train station.
ignorant so and so behind the deli counter told me there is no ketchup for my breakfast roll this morning.I wonder if she could hav got some off the shelf....nah too much trouble..i mean im only a customer :mad:
obviously a ketchup crisis looms!

im_invisible

hey, ive got a ton of it here, i could email it to you if you give me your address, or i could pm you a couple of sachets, if u only want a wee bit:D

leninbenjamin

NO KETCHUP!!! :eek: you're obviously in a lot of emotional distress, you should sue them for damages.

Doctor DooM

Jesus, thats a new one.

You should of asked if you could pay with something besides money as you are out if it today.

Mossy Monk

prendy wrote: »

i mean im only a customer

Obviously in your world the customer is ALWAYS right. Did you suggest they get some ketchup off the shelf?

Gordon

I stopped eating ketchup when I heard that they use glycerine from horse bones in it. Yuk! Fine if you are a meat eater but I think that's wrong of ketchup makers to falsely advertise ketchup as a vegetable product when really it contains animals.

Karl Hungus

Mossy Monk wrote: »

Did you suggest they get some ketchup off the shelf?

I doubt they can just take stock off the shelves like that, they're probably given so much ketchup for the deli counter in a given week.

enda1

Gordon wrote: »

I stopped eating ketchup when I heard that they use glycerine from horse bones in it. Yuk! Fine if you are a meat eater but I think that's wrong of ketchup makers to falsely advertise ketchup as a vegetable product when really it contains animals.

snip

Does Heinz ketchup contain animal products?
Heinz Ketchup has never contained any animal products.

In addition, the FDA has set a standard of identity for ketchup that does not permit the use of any animal products. Any deviation from this standard of identity would mean that the product could no longer be called ketchup nor sold legally under the name ketchup.

/snip

see Heinz

mkdon05

Karl Hungus wrote: »

I doubt they can just take stock off the shelves like that, they're probably given so much ketchup for the deli counter in a given week.

Of course you can, its transferring stock for resale into cost of sales!

Gordon

enda1 wrote: »

snip

Does Heinz ketchup contain animal products?
Heinz Ketchup has never contained any animal products.

In addition, the FDA has set a standard of identity for ketchup that does not permit the use of any animal products. Any deviation from this standard of identity would mean that the product could no longer be called ketchup nor sold legally under the name ketchup.

/snip

see Heinz

Hmm, maybe I was wrong and it was glycerine from human bones, I could be mixing them up.

r3nu4l

Useless fact: Tomatoes are fruits NOT vegetables.

connundrum

Gordon wrote: »

Hmm, maybe I was wrong and it was glycerine from human bones, I could be mixing them up.

Aaahhh. I feel reassured. Tomato sauce is for losers only. Mayo ftw!

5starpool

Ketchup is manky rotten. All tomato related products, and also tomatoes themselves, should be banned.

On a side note, I picked tomatoes for a couple of weeks in Queensland, and they are only starting to turn yellow when they are picked, or tip-coloured as the lad in charge used to call it. I'm sure that entertained you all.

prendy

i just wanted some ketchup...not horse bones!

loyatemu

i would've brought them over a bottle from the shelf and if they refused to open it, just walked away.

Orange69

prendy wrote: »

If anyone out there has any ketchup please send it to the centra shop beside drumcondra train station.
ignorant so and so behind the deli counter told me there is no ketchup for my breakfast roll this morning.I wonder if she could hav got some off the shelf....nah too much trouble..i mean im only a customer :mad:
obviously a ketchup crisis looms!

OMG!!! You're breakfast roll man... Its your fault we have an incompetent government!

UnderPantsMan

Karl Hungus wrote: »

I doubt they can just take stock off the shelves like that, they're probably given so much ketchup for the deli counter in a given week.

I've seen them take it off the shelf in our local SuperValu

Varkov

Usually its huge big battles of special "deli ketchup", and chances are its not up to the deli birds if they can take stock.

UnderPantsMan

Any half decent deli person would have the cop on to take the sauce from the shelf. Any manager would understand the decision.

"It was take the sauce or lose a que of people waiting for breakfast rolls"

biko

Use blood

Terry

Where are the Burns-o's?

Moved from AH.

prendy

why was such an important topic moved here....society is crumbling around us!

Matt Holck

connundrum wrote: »

Aaahhh. I feel reassured. Tomato sauce is for losers only. Mayo ftw!

The basic ingredients in modern ketchup are tomatoes, vinegar, sugar, salt, allspice, cloves, and cinnamon.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ketchup

star-pants

Interesting... Heinz (which I don't like the taste & it's too runny) has garlic in it,
Chef Ketchup (my favourite) does not.

Incidently I hate garlic (disliked Heinz before I saw it had garlic)

connundrum

connundrum wrote: »

Aaahhh. I feel reassured. Tomato sauce is for losers only. Mayo ftw!

Been to Mayo a few times... wouldn't want to put it on my chips!