Anyone know??

FlutterinBantam

Anyone know if "Po's" are still available??

Now that the cold weather is coming in there is nothing worse than trudging to the cludgie at 5am to have a pump.
Not being en suite was thinking of a Piss pot to save the journey,and savour the joys of pointing the porker over the side of the bed,filling the pot and turning over to go to zzzzzzzzzzs again.

Are they still on sale???

bronte

A potty?! I'm sure they sell them in those kids shops...mothercare or the like!

eoin5

just piss on the floor, then you dont even have to empty anything.

TerrorFirmer

In it's defense, getting up for that piss makes getting back into the bed extremely satisfying

Jigsaw

You could just buy a bucket tbh. Do you have an outside toilet or something?

Ruu_Old

Maybe you need a Stadium Pal.

The Stadium Pal is not just for sporting events.

* Pub Crawls
* Mardi Gras
* Iron Butt Rallies
* Hunting and Fishing
* Concerts
* Flying
* Physical Therapy
* Makes a great gift

An Citeog

Ruu wrote:

Maybe you need a Stadium Pal.

Fair play to them. A trendy colostomy bag! :eek:

Some of the reviews on that site are priceless!

How exactly did you manage to come across that site Ruu? You just can't bare to leave your precious boards to go to the toilet? Is that what the 4 a.m. back-up really is; you emptying your Stadium Pal?!

kelle

FlutterinBantam wrote:

Anyone know if "Po's" are still available??

Now that the cold weather is coming in there is nothing worse than trudging to the cludgie at 5am to have a pump.
Not being en suite was thinking of a Piss pot to save the journey,and savour the joys of pointing the porker over the side of the bed,filling the pot and turning over to go to zzzzzzzzzzs again.

Are they still on sale???

Ring your local A+E and ask where they buy theirs from.

xzanti

There's also the Stadium Gal.. Sign me up

Karoma

kelle wrote:

Ring your local A+E and ask where they buy theirs from.

'Why ask when you can take?'
It's like a smelly hotel - they expect things to be taken.

FlutterinBantam

Ruu wrote:

Maybe you need a Stadium Pal.

Quote from the sales bumph"That comes to about 34oz. Inside the bag is a flutter valve at the top of the bag. "

Tks Ruu, looks like this could be the answer.

xzanti

FlutterinBantam wrote:

Quote from the sales bumph"That comes to about 34oz. Inside the bag is a flutter valve at the top of the bag. "

Tks Ruu, looks like this could be the answer.

Its like it was created for you

FlutterinBantam

I can tell you this, well done Ruu, probable sale here.

Degsy

FlutterinBantam wrote:

I can tell you this, well done Ruu, probable sale here.

Nah mate get your (mouldy)arse down to francis street and get a genuine victorian cahmber pot.A nice blue and white with floral design shouldnt cost you more than about 50 quid.In keeping with the contemerary theme you can throw the contents out the window of your bedsit at regular intervals to prevent a build up of vapours.

Terry

Degsy wrote:

Nah mate get your (mouldy)arse down to francis street and get a genuine victorian cahmber pot.A nice blue and white with floral design shouldnt cost you more than about 50 quid.In keeping with the contemerary theme you can throw the contents out the window of your bedsit at regular intervals to prevent a build up of vapours.

Lads, please keep your insults and talk of bodily fluids & excrement to the thunderdome. Thanks.

tbh

whats wrong with a widemouth Lucozade bottle?


(that's right ladies. Form an orderly queue)

Degsy

tbh wrote:

whats wrong with a widemouth Lucozade bottle?


(that's right ladies. Form an orderly queue)

I remember years ago me and my mates would have smoking and boozing sessions in my bedroom,much to the chagrain of my father.He objected to the constant tramp,tramp of docs and combat boots across the landing to the toilet to say nothingof the state it would be left in after certain pissed-up moroms had finished.I devised a scheme wherby anybody who wanted to go could urinate into a five litre industrial vinegar container that i would empty after they went.This worked very well for a while untill one particular time i stashed the half-full container,passed out and forgot about it.Several days later i remembered it and went to empty it out,several inches of liquid were missing..due to a friend i hadnt seen in a while thinking it was homebrew lager and helping himself.I recoil at the memory.

AlmightyCushion

Just use nappies.

Aoife9

I take it you're either celibate or planning on it?

Maple

AlmightyCushion wrote:

Just use nappies.

Damn you AC, that was going to be my suggestion.

5starpool

Degsy wrote:

I remember years ago me and my mates would have smoking and boozing sessions in my bedroom,much to the chagrain of my father.He objected to the constant tramp,tramp of docs and combat boots across the landing to the toilet to say nothingof the state it would be left in after certain pissed-up moroms had finished.I devised a scheme wherby anybody who wanted to go could urinate into a five litre industrial vinegar container that i would empty after they went.This worked very well for a while untill one particular time i stashed the half-full container,passed out and forgot about it.Several days later i remembered it and went to empty it out,several inches of liquid were missing..due to a friend i hadnt seen in a while thinking it was homebrew lager and helping himself.I recoil at the memory.

Well thanks for sharing.

Degsy

5starpool wrote:

Well thanks for sharing.

My generosity will be my undoing!

Latchy

I find cutting of the top of a large plastic lemonad bottle comes in handy for used chip pan oil ,also handy to piss in when one needs to ......(not at the same time i might add he he )

Degsy

I have a compost bin behind my shed.The nitrogen in urine makes an excellent compst accelerator and it saves me having to go upstairs when i'm full of grog.

Hellm0

Degsy wrote:

I have a compost bin behind my shed.The nitrogen in urine makes an excellent compst accelerator and it saves me having to go upstairs when i'm full of grog.

Wouldnt all that amonia be harmful to your precious germs which do the de-composing??

Degsy

Hellm0 wrote:

Wouldnt all that amonia be harmful to your precious germs which do the de-composing??

No,not at all.There's not much amonia in urine(if any)..

Hellm0

There is when your dieing of liver failure!
http://www.webmd.com/digestive-disorders/Ammonia

FlutterinBantam

Hey ..all I want is chamber pot, not to cut the knob off myself with plastic cooking oil container.
It would be only for emergencies when it gets very cold,y'know Saturday mornings and such.

Something which adds a bit of ambience to the room and looks a bit tastefull.

I was thinking Willow pattern or suchlike.