Light beer makes baby jesus cry!

*Tripper*

Right so heres the story brothers,

I was in the Chapel(Pub) last night night when a skinny lad wearing a Budweiser t-shirt approached our table, the nerve!

So he offers us a free round of BudLight and not being one to turn down any form of booze we accepted!

Now I never gave light beer any sort of thought to even think what it might taste like but the second this horrible low calorie crap hit my stomach I ALMOST hurled!

Never have I felt a thing so horrible, I learnt the hard way brothers, don't be suckered in by this free "booze"!

AlmightyCushion

Don't worry tripper even the best brothers falter at times.

*Tripper*

Who would have thought that something bad could come out of the words "free" and "beer" alas......

GLaDOS

I had a few free bud lights once, however I followed it with liberal amounts of Southern Comfort

nevancito

even the regular bud is to lite 4 my taste.bud lite.no thanks

ApeXaviour

I'd take it and drink it too, if it were free (I am a student after all). But I'd never expect it to be anything but slightly alcoholed carbonated water with a bit of food colouring in it.

Slow Motion

*Tripper* wrote:

Right so heres the story brothers,

I was in the Chapel(Pub) last night night when a skinny lad wearing a Budweiser t-shirt approached our table, the nerve!

So he offers us a free round of BudLight and not being one to turn down any form of booze we accepted!

Now I never gave light beer any sort of thought to even think what it might taste like but the second this horrible low calorie crap hit my stomach I ALMOST hurled!

Never have I felt a thing so horrible, I learnt the hard way brothers, don't be suckered in by this free "booze"!

*Slowly shakes head*

Rookie mistake brother !

*when will they learn ?*

Blackhorse Slim

What is this "light beer"?
Surely all beer weighs the same?

ibh

Blackhorse Slim; I'm afraid it's much more sinister than simply reducing the weight of the beer. Some fu(king eejit (probably in a 'brainstorming' session) thought it would be a good idea to reduce the alcohol levels!!!!
My advice is to stay away from it, as far away as possible.

enda1

ibh wrote:

Blackhorse Slim; I'm afraid it's much more sinister than simply reducing the weight of the beer. Some fu(king eejit (probably in a 'brainstorming' session) thought it would be a good idea to reduce the alcohol levels!!!!
My advice is to stay away from it, as far away as possible.

Paridoxically resucing the alcohol level to make it 'light' will increase the weight!

Anyway stick to the good Belgian stuff. Duvel, grimbergen doubble, leffe, ....

Maple

Bud is the Devil. Bud Light is the Devil's right hand man. Evil stuff.

enda1

maple wrote:

Bud is the Devil. Bud Light is the Devil's right hand man. Evil stuff.

Blasphemy!! Duvel means devil and to say that it is the same as BUD!!! Head. Hang. Shame. In.

Maple

enda1 wrote:

Blasphemy!! Duvel means devil and to say that it is the same as BUD!!! Head. Hang. Shame. In.

get a grip boy, stop trying to make things complicated.

get up to the bar there and we'll get a pint in.

Blackhorse Slim

ibh wrote:

Blackhorse Slim; I'm afraid it's much more sinister than simply reducing the weight of the beer. Some fu(king eejit (probably in a 'brainstorming' session) thought it would be a good idea to reduce the alcohol levels!!!!
My advice is to stay away from it, as far away as possible.

And there was me thinking it would be easier to carry a keg home...

Wacker

ibh wrote:

Blackhorse Slim; I'm afraid it's much more sinister than simply reducing the weight of the beer. Some fu(king eejit (probably in a 'brainstorming' session) thought it would be a good idea to reduce the alcohol levels!!!!
My advice is to stay away from it, as far away as possible.

I was actually at a focus group for Coors Light! It was all about the marketing end though, and they gave us a few proper beers. My advice was: "Don't bother trying lads, or at least don't try market it to me" fell on deaf ears.

You have to smash the enemy from within!

Slow Motion

Wacker wrote:

I was actually at a focus group for hoors Light! It was all about the marketing end though, and they gave us a few proper beers. My advice was: "Don't bother trying lads, or at least don't try market it to me" fell on deaf ears.

You have to smash the enemy from within!

Fixed that for ya, no charge

Zaph

ibh wrote:

Blackhorse Slim; I'm afraid it's much more sinister than simply reducing the weight of the beer. Some fu(king eejit (probably in a 'brainstorming' session) thought it would be a good idea to reduce the alcohol levels!!!!

Actually it's far more sinister than that, l**** beer is not lower in alcohol content, it's lower in calories. FFS, how can you develop a decent beer gut drinking that sh1te?

AlmightyCushion

zaph wrote:

Actually it's far more sinister than that, l**** beer is not lower in alcohol content, it's lower in calories. FFS, how can you develop a decent beer gut drinking that sh1te?

It's lower in calories, sure you'd probably lose weight drinking the stuff.